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Hasturtium posted:Other than that there have been announcements of Starman(?), Big Trouble in Little China, They Live, and Escape from New York remakes. Whatever kicks a little money to Carpenter while he tokes up, plays video games, and watches basketball, I guess. See, these were the films I was talking about. I know they did Precinct 13, The Thing, and Halloween, but I forgot about The Fog which sucked butt poo poo lol. Precinct 13 was okay, saw the ‘11 Thing once and barely remember doing so, and never cared for the Halloween franchise enough to bother with Rob Zombie’s films. Welp, that probably means Prince of Darkness and In the Mouth of Madness are looming on the horizon  If Christine were remade today, it’d be a boring ‘90s car like a Chevy Cavalier or Ford Taurus. Did Christine wrong? Don’t go walking alone at night because you might just hear Ace of Base or Hootie & the Blowfish from a distant car radio before losing your life.
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Christine but as a Tesla and instead of getting cool the guy who owns it just turns into a bigger dork lol
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Colonel Cancer posted:Christine but as a Tesla and instead of getting cool the guy who owns it just turns into a bigger dork lol  this is perfect. Christine wouldn’t even need to blow up a gas station to catch on fire lol
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goatface posted:Well? It's real.
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You Are A Elf posted:
Highly unexpected post but totally true.
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You Are A Elf posted:See, these were the films I was talking about. I know they did Precinct 13, The Thing, and Halloween, but I forgot about The Fog which sucked butt poo poo lol. Precinct 13 was okay, saw the ‘11 Thing once and barely remember doing so, and never cared for the Halloween franchise enough to bother with Rob Zombie’s films. Don’t you dare put a remake of PRINCE OF DARKNESS into the universe. They’d make it huge and epic and gently caress up the entire “claustrophobic, tiny battle with endless stakes” nightmare atmosphere that made it so effective. I suspect IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS might make it through the Hollywood machine more intact, but I still don’t want to take that chance. LOL at Tesla-Christine turning a quiet, introspective bullied kid into a brash techbro idiot
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teen witch posted:not advocating doing so, nor will I be holding you to doing so hey smilin' strange 
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Well that's not so bad. At least they'll be giving some new little person actors besides Warwick Davis at chance at stardom. It actually is Warwick Davis https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9p_TO-X5Tw Doesn't look all that bad, but gently caress if I'm signing up for Disney+
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The Running Man. I think in todays day and age it would be more of a Black Mirror episode.
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I will lose my poo poo if they reboot the avengers uniform war
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We probably could use another Spiderman reboot. It's been a minute.Jose Oquendo posted:Quantum Leap Recently watched the Jimmy episode, of the mirror meme fame. Will the new show give us this quality of memeing, I wonder. Funky See Funky Do posted:Princess Bride I can see people getting upset about this one.
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Snowy posted:Welcome Back Kotter they will call it "welcome back, welcome back kotter"
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Foo Diddley posted:they will call it "welcome back, welcome back kotter" Then decades later another reboot is called Welcome Back Welcome Back Welcome Back
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Back to the future. Most of the jokes are about excessive smartphones & social media usage. There is an avocado joke where some grumpy 90s dad asks what that is. Someone complains about Marty's work ethics and him having tattoos. There will be huge a RL social media outrage about Doc Brown being played by a black actor. A nazi incel will do a mass shooting at the cinema premiere, 14 people dead, 8 wounded(3 of which in critical condition). Trump will post on alt-twitter about it
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If they reboot Anachronox without Tom Hall or any of the original writers at the helm then I will be very sad. It could actually benefit from a reboot since it was unfinished at launch, but if they pull a Prey and just put out some generic sub-Whedon sci-fi poo poo under the same name then so help me I will poo poo up every semi-related thread on this godforsaken site
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Mooey Cow posted:Any of various Clint Eastwood movies. They don't dare while the man is still alive. Both Dollar movies could easily be redone. Good stories but a lot of the production values could easily be updated and Clint Eastwood is a garbage man so who gives a poo poo about his legacy.
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Linux Pirate posted:Who Framed Rodger Rabbit go watch the new space jam and gaze into that abyss
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emptyspace posted:Groundhog Day, unless they make him wake up like 15 minutes later every day and it screws up his routine, and he never gets the girl. actually not a terrible idea
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Brother Tadger posted:ReBoot
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there is no way harry potter doesn’t get a reboot in the next decade, i can’t think of a more lucrative thing to sell to late millennial/early genz parents and their kids. what could even come close in cultural reach? spongebob? minecraft? pretty sure HP is gonna end up more valuable than star wars.
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Buckaroo Banzai will be remade into a terrible Netflix miniseries in my time. But there's an outside chance they'll make the "versus the world crime syndicate" sequel movie and it'll merely be forgettable, which, other than nothing at all, is the best we can hope for.
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doctorfrog posted:Buckaroo Banzai will be remade into a terrible Netflix miniseries in my time. gently caress you
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Bad Purchase posted:there is no way harry potter doesn’t get a reboot in the next decade, i can’t think of a more lucrative thing to sell to late millennial/early genz parents and their kids. Will hermione be black as JK Rowling intended?
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Outpost22 posted:Will hermione be black as JK Rowling intended? Yes* *it’s blackface
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teen witch posted:I’m heated at even the concept. Click bait articles will be made in response to the reboot complaining that, although its inclusivity is up to date, it is woefully behind the times in its uncritical portrayal of geopolitics and capitalism, and that Banzai himself is a self serving elitist with an outsized carob footprint. E: that's right, a carob footprint
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emptyspace posted:Groundhog Day, unless they make him wake up like 15 minutes later every day and it screws up his routine, and he never gets the girl. There is already a modern remake of Groundhog Day with Tom Cruise. It had power armor and aliens in it IIRC. Can't recall the name
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