Lobster Avoidance IN EFFECT

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Lobster Avoidance IN EFFECT

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Big Lobster is up to no good!

# ¿ Sep 22, 2022 05:32

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Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Given enough time, whales evolve into lobsters anyways

# ¿ Sep 22, 2022 12:18

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Let them eat whale imo

# ¿ Sep 22, 2022 12:47

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

The Butcher posted:

Also lobsters are definitely more noble than crabs because they are less likely to eat up your drowned corpse.

They might still have some bites but the crabs will be all over your meat sack real quick.

You are what you eat my dude. Those crabs would be honoring you by becoming you whilst prideful lobsters hold up their nose and act like pinchy jerks.

# ¿ Sep 22, 2022 20:02

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