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The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost
Whales have lots of blood. They can spare some to share.

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The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost
I got a lobster roll once from an Indian food kiosk in a mall that exists in a strange pocket universe where anything is possible. Anyone in Vancouver can probably guess which mall.

They sell the oddest variety of stuff from hot dogs, some sort of Indian style mango slushy drink I forget the name of (really good), chai, samosas, and a bunch of other stuff.

Including lobster rolls.

My wife said I was crazy dumb to be eating bizarro world mall lobster, but you know what? It was pretty darn good, and I didn't get sick. Now I want another one.

I'ma roll the dice on mall lobster again.

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost
Also lobsters are definitely more noble than crabs because they are less likely to eat up your drowned corpse.

They might still have some bites but the crabs will be all over your meat sack real quick.

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost

Pastel Candy Snake posted:

What the gently caress they serve lobster rolls at Tinseltown???

Close, but I'm talking about the other weird pocket universe one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5W7CiXm90sI

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