do u make fart sounds with your armpits or behind ur knees?

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vaginite: Feb 8, 2006; I'm comin' for you, colonel.

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vaginite fucked around with this message at 07:04 on Sep 24, 2022

# ? Sep 24, 2022 06:58

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# ? May 11, 2024 11:41

Wendigee: Jul 19, 2004

Defense: Its a jar that smells like farts your honor... what is the crime here?

my client stopped jarring their farts over FOUR years ago when they realized they could just rip them at the grocery store or work with no repercussions. The defense rests, your honor.

# ? Sep 24, 2022 06:58

nut: Jul 30, 2019

what in gods green earth is a butt

# ? Sep 24, 2022 07:04

Wendigee: Jul 19, 2004

its where i poop from, nut

# ? Sep 24, 2022 07:08

Vim Fuego: Jun 1, 2000; I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
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nut posted:

i can still manage a gaspy one here and there.

# ? Sep 24, 2022 08:29

Tree Bucket: Apr 1, 2016; R.I.P.idura leucophrys

I too can make fart sounds by squeezing my hands together. I can get a few different pitches, but sadly not enough to construct melodies of any real consequence or emotional range

# ? Sep 24, 2022 13:08

Luvcow: Jul 1, 2007; One day nearer spring

abby from ncis accompanied by her techno music as she peruses her collection of jars of farts

# ? Sep 24, 2022 13:14

Bula Vinaka: Oct 21, 2020; beach side

HAVE YOU EVER POOPED SO MUCH AT ONCE INTO THE TOILET, THAT THE POOP PILE ENDS UP TOUCHING YOUR BUTT?

# ? Sep 25, 2022 07:14

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

The mouth is the only choice. The most effective fart sound making organ in the human body by far, capable of mimicking every conceivable fart sound and even some inconceivable ones. A majority of scientists agree that this is actually the primary evolutionary purpose of the mouth. Most people don't know that

# ? Sep 25, 2022 09:28

Child Trebuchet: Sep 4, 2022; by Fluffdaddy

Making a fart sound was the first joke.

I have no evidence of this, but neither does anyone have opposing evidence.

Its essentially the truth and beyond reproach.

# ? Sep 25, 2022 09:35

flubber nuts: Oct 5, 2005

i used to be able to make perfect fart noises by slapping my ballsack on my inner thigh. this got me in trouble in class one time in 9th grade. no matter how i explained it to the teacher they refused to believe it was faked. almost lost my scholarship with that one.

# ? Sep 25, 2022 10:49

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

nut posted:

when i was a child i'd cup my hand in my armpit and do it, you could even point your hand like a gun while you do it giving the illusion of a fart gun. growing up and getting armpit hair really threw the ol figurative wrench in the works, but i can still manage a gaspy one here and there.

ipso facto, however, i used to also as a kid lay on my back and go both hands on behind each knee and liu kang bicycle kick doing the fully auto fart clip

i guess what i'm asking is whats your technique and how has life changed you and your approach to fart sounds. is there a part of your body you wish you could make fart sounds with?

i've never made a poll on SA so i dunno how you're going to have to old style this one and just post because i am not starting now god bless xox

ps you can post tindecks of you making the sound, but know that doing so will subject you to allow other posters to rate and rank u

"... liu kang bicycle kick doing the fully auto fart clip". Is this written in some in some special fartcentric language/grammar?

But I well understood the rest of your OP, nut, and I'm impressed. I could never do the armpit fake fart as a schoolboy (though my best schoolfriend, a lover of farts, was an expert), and I'd never even heard of ersatz farts involving the knees until your post. You sound like a veritable fake fart athlete.

My best and very effective (except for the lack of smell of course) fake fart is done as follows:

Hold out your right arm forward horizontally.
Bend that arm so the crook of the elbow is in front of your mouth.
Put your left hand on your right elbow, and pull it closer to your mouth, until the crook of the right elbow firmly presses against your lips.
Blow out through the mouth.

This method creates wonderfully loud farting noises, and with practice, good control over the loudness, pitch, decay etc. etc.

Happy "farting"! :fart: