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Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
It's the alcoves.

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doctorfrog
Mar 14, 2007

Great.

goddamn i wish i had my paintball gear right now

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.
smells like pee pee in here

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
I knew it. I knew they were lying. They're not out. It was in the back this whole time.

*Dies happily hugging a large bag of Flaming Hot Limón cheetos*

SweetMercifulCrap!
Jan 28, 2012
Lipstick Apathy
Heyyy, it's Saul Goodman!

Mr. Goodman, why are you just standing there?

naem
May 29, 2011

DrSunshine posted:

The housing crisis is terrible, there's even tent cities in here. The homeless folks just swat away the backrooms monsters with big sticks. It's honestly really sad. :smith:

the earth is healing

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

I intentionally go to the backrooms to get away from my wife / kids so I can crank my hog in peace

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

end of day 1: slenderman is neither my friend nor my enemy, he nonclipped in here too apparently. something about it happening in a national parks restroom in oregon, i didnt really want to know much more. hes pretty creepy, but the effect is mostly lost in the piss yellow abandoned office desert. he keeps saying, at length and repeatedly, how he wont kill me but i dont think he even can. i dont think his pervert powers work down here. my 5g sure as hell doesnt. guess i wont be finishing the mandalorian any time soon. i wish slenderman would shut the gently caress up.

i think im going to double back and hide between the last piece of impossible office architecture and wait until he leaves.

running dangerously low on cheetos. have to find a food source.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
600 million square miles.
But here let me walk down this linear non-branching corridor and rooms swinging the camera back and forth for 5 minutes until a black thing comes around a corner.
Then I will run back the way I came and the black thing will just give up after two corners.
Please like and subscribe, next video will have childrens play toys in it!

happyhippy fucked around with this message at 21:46 on Jan 16, 2023

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

im stuck in the backwalls

dont send help

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I thought you said stuck in the BATHroom!!!

naem
May 29, 2011

don’t forget the guys in (easily rendered) yellow hazmat suits with oxygen tanks walking for 14 minutes, unarmed, in another dimension, for no apparent reason, down a hallway

then deciding to walk across a narrow plank and being surprised they fall, OR see .75 seconds of a spooky monster

naem
May 29, 2011

I forgot, technology from the late 1980’s or early 1990’s portrayed as ancient to the point of being comical

doctorfrog
Mar 14, 2007

Great.

naem posted:

don’t forget the guys in (easily rendered) yellow hazmat suits with oxygen tanks walking for 14 minutes, unarmed, in another dimension, for no apparent reason, down a hallway

then deciding to walk across a narrow plank and being surprised they fall, OR see .75 seconds of a spooky monster

you try jogging with all this poo poo on.

Boss won't even let me bring a crayon to mark up the dang walls.

Gimme a fire axe. Gimme a bicycle. A child's RC car. Gimme something

naem
May 29, 2011

the adobe after effects filter that looks like vhs film grain is probably older than most gen z backzone enthusiasts who don’t know what a vhs is

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

*is a stupid gen z fortnite ticktocker*
huurrrrr this VHS wont play its broken
*has no concept of rewinding the tape like a bafoon :rolleyes:*

numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 20:56 on Sep 24, 2022

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Hello? I was looking for the Barkrooms, hotel for dogs? Take my pitbull, please

Flinger
Oct 16, 2012

Backroom orgies really are something. Hmu if u want an invite, next one will be in november

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
This backroom is making me thirsty

doctorfrog
Mar 14, 2007

Great.

oh, I call her Wireframe Wendy. I know, she looks big, makes a bunch of racket and runs around a lot, but she's very friendly. WENDY, KEEP IT DOWN, WE HAVE GUESTS!

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
The interior of Barry Johnson is discovered to be occupied.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

Loden Taylor posted:

oh poo poo I'm in this 2 spooky alternate dimension that is definitely made even spookier by this exhaustively detailed wiki letting me know how everything works and what I'm going to find here

I'd honestly rather be lost in time and space than read an exhaustively detailed wikipedia

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Private Cumshoe posted:

This backroom is making me thirsty

I would like to see a seinfeld episode where kramer gets lost in the backrooms

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
You don't even know what a backroom is!

They do... and they're the ones in the back room.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Somebody get me outta here :sterv:

Peanut Butter
Nov 7, 2011

Wee mannie
Jeez, I asked to use the bathroom!!!!!!

naem
May 29, 2011

are we stuck in the early backrooms where it’s just endless yellow wallpaper corridors and no explanation

or is it current youtube backrooms where for some reason we’ve categorized dozens of levels and each now has water slides and the scary monsters are all known and have weaknesses

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Oh no I'm being pursued by an anatomically correct animated mannequin! Nice plastic dong tho

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

In soviet Russia, backroom gets stuck in you :sterv:

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

Nooner posted:

I thought you said stuck in the BATHroom!!!

Look, we may be trapped in some banal middle -class version of hell, but that still doesn’t mean anybody wants to hear your R Kelly cover band

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




this is the perfect setup for our flashback episode

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
Actually, the story of the labyrinth and the minotaur dates back to ancient Greece.

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side

naem posted:

are we stuck in the early backrooms where it’s just endless yellow wallpaper corridors and no explanation

or is it current youtube backrooms where for some reason we’ve categorized dozens of levels and each now has water slides and the scary monsters are all known and have weaknesses

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUupPGSvtjU

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
Personally I feel Gemini Home Entertainment should be getting as many views as Kane Pixels is getting.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Bula Vinaka posted:

Personally I feel Gemini Home Entertainment should be getting as many views as Kane Pixels is getting.

gemini home entertainment is good poo poo, dont miss it.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Rule #1 for getting stuck in the backrooms is that you MUST be carrying a lovely old VHS camera in order to even think about falling through the boundaries of front rooms.

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



Jabberlock posted:

I fell through the wall too but I think i just ended up in the space behind the wall with the wiring and stuff

Hey man this is where I squat. Unless you have either crack, porn mags from the nineties, hustler or better, or a bottle of maddog or boones farm you better take right off.

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side

numberoneposter posted:

Rule #1 for getting stuck in the backrooms is that you MUST be carrying a lovely old VHS camera in order to even think about falling through the boundaries of front rooms.

what else would you have had in 1993? :mrgw:

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Are the backrooms like the backpages

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naem
May 29, 2011


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