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Wizard Master posted:Does anybody else feel like things are about to get really bad soon? Totally, I don't normally like to open up in GBS but things have me seriously on edge. This war has been going for ages but seems to be escalating, relations are tense and opinions are divided, no one can agree on a solution or who to back. I'm pretty sure wizard hands or pencil master is going to murder the other to cement their poo poo posting throne.
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great big cardboard tube posted:I'm pretty sure wizard hands or pencil master is going to murder the other to cement their poo poo posting throne. poo poo posters, there can only be one. 
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Oct 25, 2023 06:05
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how do I feel about the future? with its consent of course
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Oct 25, 2023 06:09
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How can you be anxious about the future, it's the ultimate blowoff problem. You'll be dead before the future ever actually shows up
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Oct 25, 2023 06:18
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Khanstant posted:How can you be anxious about the future, it's the ultimate blowoff problem. You'll be dead before the future ever actually shows up  The future technically yesterday. We are now in the post-future. How do you all feel about the post--post-future?
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Oct 25, 2023 06:22
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Yesterday is just a dream, the future is a myth. Live every second like it's your last
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Oct 25, 2023 07:36
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Why doesn't this so called "Wizard Master" just cast a spell to alleviate his worries about the future? Presto Bango! Problem solved (for now).
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Oct 25, 2023 10:18
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I just want a little house on the beach. every second of my effort in life* is devoted to that goal. even if the world is burning at least I can have my own tiny slice of heaven *at least, every second that isn't already apportioned to shitposting
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Oct 25, 2023 12:05
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I feel that my therapist would tell me not to read this thread is how I feel
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Oct 25, 2023 13:11
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Every living thing will die. All of man's creations will be destroyed.
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Oct 25, 2023 13:17
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Great, thank you very much. What's a future with you?
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Oct 25, 2023 13:42
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Bula Vinaka posted:Every living thing will die. All of man's creations will be destroyed. Forever chemicals is a HOAX?!
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Oct 25, 2023 13:44
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looking good op.
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Oct 25, 2023 13:44
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We're all hosed, OP
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Oct 25, 2023 14:09
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Best case scenario that doesn’t involve winning the lottery, I’ll die on my feet at 95 (there’s no way I’m being granted an early reprieve from this nonsense) after having my head partially severed by a sword made from a sharpened lawnmower blade when a horde of Gen *infinity symbol* raiders storm the gates of the Walmart owned town I’m greeting for because I can’t afford to retire. EDIT: between now and then will mostly be about purchasing a series of fancier tvs and hamburgers every time I realize I still can’t buy a house.
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Oct 25, 2023 14:10
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The earth will survive despite us.
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Oct 25, 2023 14:10
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kntfkr posted:i'm worried about our little beach house still existing when my kids grow up My little beach house (not "mine" but the one I rent for a week every summer) got washed out to sea by Hurricane Ian last year so as far as I'm aware I'm already in the future
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Oct 25, 2023 14:16
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"Hold me, whatever lies beyond this morning. Is a little later on Regardless of warnings, the future doesn't scare me at all Nothing's like before"
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Oct 25, 2023 14:23
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I feel pretty hopeful OP
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Oct 25, 2023 15:19
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kalel posted:I just want a little house on the beach. every second of my effort in life* is devoted to that goal. even if the world is burning at least I can have my own tiny slice of heaven Just wait until the beach comes to the house you're already in
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Oct 25, 2023 16:47
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I think the future is going to be fairly awful but I won't be there for it, nor do I intend to have any kids who will have to live through it. Best of luck to future people.
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Oct 25, 2023 17:42
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The worst I ever felt about the future was realising that car Elon Musk shot into space will still exist in a hundred thousand years, as one of the last remaining artefacts of human civilisation
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Oct 25, 2023 18:44
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vegetables posted:The worst I ever felt about the future was realising that car Elon Musk shot into space will still exist in a hundred thousand years, as one of the last remaining artefacts of human civilisation It won't stay up there that long. It'll fall to earth within our lifetimes probably if it hasn't already.
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Oct 25, 2023 18:48
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Tarkus posted:It won't stay up there that long. It'll fall to earth within our lifetimes probably if it hasn't already. No, that car won't be coming back to Earth. It was supposed to wind up near Mars but ended up missing by many millions of miles, and is now in an orbit around the sun until it eventually hits something or the orbit decays enough.
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Oct 25, 2023 19:20
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LanceHunter posted:No, that car won't be coming back to Earth. It was supposed to wind up near Mars but ended up missing by many millions of miles, and is now in an orbit around the sun until it eventually hits something or the orbit decays enough. Ah, I thought they put it in orbit around the earth.
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Oct 25, 2023 19:21
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vegetables posted:The worst I ever felt about the future was realising that car Elon Musk shot into space will still exist in a hundred thousand years, as one of the last remaining artefacts of human civilisation As others have said, it won't last too long. So take heart, that the two Voyager spacecraft will outlive humanity and maybe even the Earth itself, hurtling into the void, forever. They got nudes on them too!
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Oct 25, 2023 19:23
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Its going to be total poo poo in like 20 years when Climate Change really starts loving the world and millions of people face drought and famine. Its one of the reasons that I moved to the largest body of fresh water I could find.
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Oct 25, 2023 19:26
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In the future Jesus will come to earth and franchise a McDonalds. People will expect Judgement Day but all they're going to get is 30 years of a very well managed McDonalds where the employees are actually happy and the food is above average, having performed this miracle, he will die of sleep apnea at the age of 56. It will take them three days to find the body.
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Oct 25, 2023 19:27
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We're totally hosed because the oceans are going to die and that's where we get most of our oxygen. The Human race will die off and then hopefully we'll have a return to nature but there will still be like a couple hundred million humans alive across the world.
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Oct 25, 2023 19:29
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:In the future Jesus will come to earth and franchise a McDonalds. People will expect Judgement Day but all they're going to get is 30 years of a very well managed McDonalds where the employees are actually happy and the food is above average, having performed this miracle, he will die of sleep apnea at the age of 56. It will take them three days to find the body. Praise the Lord
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Oct 25, 2023 19:33
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its gonna be really really bad but I'll be dead by then so who cares
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Oct 25, 2023 19:35
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Hollismason posted:Its going to be total poo poo in like 20 years when Climate Change really starts loving the world and millions of people face drought and famine. Its one of the reasons that I moved to the largest body of fresh water I could find. You should get good at guns and martial arts to protect your water
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Oct 25, 2023 19:53
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You've probably only got a couple decades left, remember to live before you die
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Oct 25, 2023 20:45
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Reading up on it more Wikipedia says Elon Musk’s car may collide with the Earth many millions of years in the future, which seems stupid enough that it will definitely happen How I feel about the future is that it sucks to be the cockroach guy that gets hit by Elon Musk’s car
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Oct 25, 2023 20:46
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goatface posted:The earth will survive despite us. Exactly, look at Venus for example - total cataclysm; still goes round the Sun no sweat.
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Wizard Master posted:Does anybody else feel like things are about to get really bad soon? seems to keep getting worse yea op
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Oct 26, 2023 06:37
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Meh
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On one hand, I'm a marine biologist so it can get exhausting seeing every data trend you analyze go in the wrong direction. On the other hand, we are learning so much about our past mismanagement of resources and how to (theoretically) do things the right way, and that gives me hope. Not enjoying seeing all the American political BS seep into Canada lately tho.
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grimdark
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