Im on an overnight ferry and i spent 22 euro (lol) for a bad wifi connectio

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chainsmoking trash cigs with the easter euro truckers	23	18.11%
when i flush my poop does it go out to sea or what	14	11.02%
bad chicken tikka masala from the buffet	17	13.39%
goddamn germans are fuckin annoying	17	13.39%
dunkin on limeys	18	14.17%
goku violently seasick	38	29.92%
Total:	58 votes

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Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

n because there are no tvs in the rooms because they want you out spending money at the DUTY!FREE!! shop, bars, and restaurants.

on my second beer

ama BITVH :blastu:

# ? Sep 25, 2022 16:58

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# ? May 10, 2024 05:36

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

How many total beers do you have?

# ? Sep 25, 2022 17:01

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

EorayMel posted:

How many total beers do you have?

i brought a pint of bourbon onboard but i need to get rid of the rest of my euro bills first. 5.00 per beer isnt bad honestly and the bars are nice.

# ? Sep 25, 2022 17:01

Panic! At The Tesco: Aug 19, 2005; FART

shout man overboard a bunch and see how freaked out you can make everyone

# ? Sep 25, 2022 17:03

Pontificating Ass: Aug 2, 2002; What Doth Life?

everything is a scam and waste of money imho

# ? Sep 25, 2022 17:04

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

Pontificating rear end posted:

everything is a scam and waste of money imho

i got the "streaming" wifi and it can barely load twitter videos lol

# ? Sep 25, 2022 17:05

Ralph Crammed In: May 11, 2007; Let's get clean and smart

Wobble around and go "whoooooaaaaa nelly!" constantly

# ? Sep 25, 2022 17:08

Mooey Cow: Jan 27, 2018; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Pillbug

Every overnight ferry i've been on had a tv in the room OP.

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

shout man overboard a bunch and see how freaked out you can make everyone

Alternatively, jump overboard and see if anyone freaks out then.

# ? Sep 25, 2022 17:11

Buce: Dec 23, 2005

If it has one of those cool submarine-lookin life boats, hop in that baby and hit launch.

# ? Sep 25, 2022 17:11

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

gonna go to the bar and have a huge meltdown that they don't have NFL Redzone on the tvs.

# ? Sep 25, 2022 17:12

Panic! At The Tesco: Aug 19, 2005; FART

Chinatown posted:

gonna go to the bar and have a huge meltdown that they don't have NFL Redzone on the tvs.

boooo

you could do that in any bar, do something wacky and boat related!

# ? Sep 25, 2022 17:14

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

Mooey Cow posted:

Every overnight ferry i've been on had a tv in the room OP.

Same but this time I'm on DFDS and I think u gotta get a premium cabin or whatever.

# ? Sep 25, 2022 17:16

.dazedandconfused..: Jan 5, 2006; Once upon a time Blubberkopf made me even more confused....

Pay another euro and get the n for your thread title (Is a joke).

I am sitting in Venice in my hotel's garden using a wifi connection from some other nearby place as my hotel's one sucks. At least the drinks are cheap.

# ? Sep 25, 2022 17:25

The Real Amethyst: Apr 20, 2018; When no one was looking, Serval took forty Japari buns. She took 40 buns. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.

lol it's day time in Europe bro.

# ? Sep 25, 2022 17:33

Oh Don Piano: Nov 4, 2009

commandeer the vessel and set sail for 5G

# ? Sep 25, 2022 17:38

WAR CRIME GIGOLO: Oct 3, 2012; The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Is there a doobies dog house on the ferry giving out fries...piled high?

# ? Sep 25, 2022 17:38

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

Is there a doobies dog house on the ferry giving out fries...piled high?

No but I ate so many "frites" the past week or so.

Mayo based sauces are better then ketchup and it's not close BIFCH

# ? Sep 25, 2022 18:00

poverty goat: Feb 15, 2004

i paid 8 bucks for southwest wifi and it barely worked from california to virginia

never again

# ? Sep 25, 2022 18:16

Horace: Apr 17, 2007; Gone Skiin'

I like to use the bureau de change on the ferry, very convenient. I have never checked the rates but i assume they are competitive

# ? Sep 25, 2022 18:53

Private Cumshoe: Feb 15, 2019; AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

read OP as overweight fairy at first and thought heck, same

# ? Sep 25, 2022 18:56

teen witch: Oct 9, 2012

Chinatown posted:

No but I ate so many "frites" the past week or so.

Mayo based sauces are better then ketchup and it's not close BIFCH

Correct, one ok thing about Europe is A++ fry culture. Frites, pommes, strips, w/e, gimme some nice white glorp on it and come to mommy

# ? Sep 25, 2022 19:01

teen witch: Oct 9, 2012

You going over the Baltic?

# ? Sep 25, 2022 19:01

Vampire Panties: Apr 18, 2001; nposter; Nap Ghost

I'm going to be honest with you OP - I haven't been back to Your-Up since I quit smoking (two years clean, thankyouverymuch)

but I associate Europe with chainsmoking, hard. Especially on any sort of ferry.

Whats the coffee situation like? Banging back 'spressos and burning fags like no tomorrow is a :discourse:

way to travel

EDIT

Chinatown posted:

Same but this time I'm on DFDS and I think u gotta get a premium cabin or whatever.

Just saw this - you totally 100% should do this, I got a bar in Sevilla to put it on :shrug:

# ? Sep 25, 2022 19:07

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

teen witch posted:

You going over the Baltic?

your av is very upsetting

# ? Sep 25, 2022 19:18

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Aug 15, 2007; Smoke 'em if you gottem!; Dinosaur Gum

Recreate this scene at the bridge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHsn2smp4N4

# ? Sep 25, 2022 19:22

WILDTURKEY101: Mar 7, 2005; Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.

read book and play gameboy

# ? Sep 25, 2022 20:10

other people: Jun 27, 2004; Associate Christ

sweer dreams

# ? Sep 25, 2022 20:21

Bad Purchase: Jun 17, 2019

you have constitutional rights and it sounds like they are not being respected, get out of your mobility scooter for a minute and speak up for yourself

# ? Sep 25, 2022 21:10

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

I'm going to bed I got some candy from the duty free shop with my last 5 euro. Going to try some northern English slop tomorrow for lunch in Newcastle.

Ps mods suck these balls.

# ? Sep 25, 2022 21:16

teen witch: Oct 9, 2012

Chinatown posted:

I'm going to bed I got some candy from the duty free shop with my last 5 euro. Going to try some northern English slop tomorrow for lunch in Newcastle.

Ps mods suck these balls.

Put some mayo on them

# ? Sep 25, 2022 21:17

The Wicked ZOGA: Jan 27, 2022

masturbate on the boat so you can say you masturbated on a boat

# ? Sep 25, 2022 21:18

Bad Purchase: Jun 17, 2019

you at least brought a couple guns with you right?

# ? Sep 25, 2022 21:20

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

The Wicked ZOGA posted:

masturbate on the boat so you can say you masturbated on a boat

My penis yes.

Bad Purchase posted:

you at least brought a couple guns with you right?

My penis yes.

# ? Sep 25, 2022 21:25

flubber nuts: Oct 5, 2005

Chinatown posted:

I'm going to bed I got some candy from the duty free shop with my last 5 euro. Going to try some northern English slop tomorrow for lunch in Newcastle.

Ps mods suck these balls.

careful, they WILL suck your balls.

# ? Sep 25, 2022 21:33

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

When you wake up ask the captain if you can blow the boat horn.

# ? Sep 25, 2022 22:34

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

I love you Chinatown, whenever I'm in at crossroads in my life I ask myself WWCTD? And after drunkenly masturbating myself dizzy everything seems way better.

# ? Sep 25, 2022 22:42