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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
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Linux Pirate posted:

Browns because that's the color of poop.

Oh yeah? Well hey pal, it’s your lucky day, because I heard they’re doing open tryouts for the CLEVELAND CLOWNS hahahaha! :jerkbag:

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Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Plus if you follow the lions you can visit scenic detroit michigan and see your team play.

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009
the bills

dont listen to anyone else

the loving bills will win the AFC

root for an AFC and NFC team

Child Trebuchet
Sep 4, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
My top tips would be:

Choose a team that wins all the time. That's probably best bang for your buck if you like that kind of thing.

Choose a team with a winning name, such as The Champions or The Winners.

If you feel your team is winning to much, just move to a team lower down the ladder until you find the balance that's right for you.

Choose a team that is sponsored by cool brands.

Choose a team whos colours you look good wearing.

Child Trebuchet fucked around with this message at 09:02 on Sep 27, 2022

Bumhead
Sep 26, 2022

Poohs Packin posted:

Plus if you follow the lions you can visit scenic detroit michigan and see your team play.

I was going to pick the Lions but I have a strict "direct flights can't be £700" policy that I'd like to maintain.

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
Just be an insufferable prick who says your favorite football team is Man U and then go "oh you mean AMERICAN football?"

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Alucard posted:

Just be an insufferable prick who says your favorite football team is Man U and then go "oh you mean AMERICAN football?"

Your supposed to use Real Madrid for this because it's not English and it sounds like there might be a Fake Madrid team running around causing problems.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

just watch the redzone channel every week and cheer for everyone to have a fun game

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

Poohs Packin posted:

Plus if you follow the lions you can visit scenic detroit michigan and see your team play.

Detroit is lowkey the best part of the Midwest OP

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Chiefs rule, all these packers fans are just as annoying as cowboys fans. Tom Brady is the devil.

Hope this helps.

E: everyone please ignore Mahomes entire family

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Oh, it doesn't really matter. Most people who watch football (me included) know very little about it. Sometimes they run, sometimes they throw, and every once in a while they kick. Who knows the reasons why, but I'll never figure it out since the commentary is mindless and there are too many commercials. The only people invested in the games have either played the sport themselves or have the deed to their house running on a series of nonsensical parlay bets issued on a Belarusian gambling website.

What's really important is the hot wings. Get a good hot wing recipe. Perfect it, make it your own. Deep fry, don't bake. In fact, hot wings were invented in Buffalo, New York, so you should be a Buffalo Bills fan. Hot wings are the true spirit of football.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

actually baked wings are good (better??) if u do them right

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

the secret is a pre-bake at low temp with baking powder on the skin to aklter the ph which break downs the peptides in the skin. after that you crank the heat up and the skin gets hella nice and crispy. then sauce

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

the secret is a pre-bake at low temp with baking powder on the skin to aklter the ph which break downs the peptides in the skin. after that you crank the heat up and the skin gets hella nice and crispy. then sauce

Hmmm interesting, I will have to try this.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

yup. it's pretty simple. you can either do the prebake or let them air out in the fridge overnight if you have time. generally i do the prebake because i'm lazy and don't think that far ahead in terms of meals.

dry the wings with paper towel and toss them in a salt and baking powder mix (use aluminum free stuff. the aluminum makes it taste weird). something like 1 tsp of both baking powder and salt per pound. put it in the fridge to air dry, uncovered on a wire tray over night if you have foresight and planning skills. otherwise throw them in the oven at 250 F for like 20-30 mins. after that, commence full bake for 40-50 mins at 425-450 (i can never remember the exact numbers but it always turns out) on a wire tray, flipping once in the middle of the bake time. then sauce the hell out of them. i either do honey + garlic or butter + franks. keep it simple imo

hot cocoa on the couch fucked around with this message at 15:26 on Sep 27, 2022

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Wait until week 12, then claim you've always been a fan of whichever team is winning OP.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

confirming that baking powder wings are very good, totally my go-to method

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
If you want to really impress people, instead of picking a NFL team you can just get reeeeally in THE Ohio State. Everyone will respect you and think you are very cool, but you gotta get at least 2 Brutus tattoos to prove you're legit first

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Nooner posted:

If you want to really impress people, instead of picking a NFL team you can just get reeeeally in THE Ohio State. Everyone will respect you and think you are very cool, but you gotta get at least 2 Brutus tattoos to prove you're legit first

Ohio State fans are the craziest nooner. They riot if they win, they riot if they lose. If there’s cars on campus they get flipped over. Why do you hate everything that is cool? :thunk:

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

This Raiders fan will always have a soft spot for the Eagles because of this (it is worth the clickthrough for the lols)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7j-N7-Cbnb0

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

Nooner posted:

If you want to really impress people, instead of picking a NFL team you can just get reeeeally in THE Ohio State. Everyone will respect you and think you are very cool, but you gotta get at least 2 Brutus tattoos to prove you're legit first

Lmao imagine watching college football instead of the NFL.

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




bagmonkey posted:

Detroit is lowkey the best part of the Midwest OP

If the metric is places to go if you wanna get stabbed, sure.

I'm biased for the Packers because I've lived in Wisconsin my entire life and I'm also an owner. I think they've been covered pretty well in this thread, so here's some other cool options:

- Buffalo had rad rear end fans and are really good right now.
- Tennessee is your team if you want attention, because Titans fans are extremely rare outside of Tennessee.
- Cincinnati won the AFC last year, have probably the coolest uniforms, and Joe Burrow is great when he isn't being murdered because of the lack of protection.
- Philadelphia if you enjoy being an insufferable rear end in a top hat or love to be hated.
- Miami: Butt Punt.


poo poo options:
- Minnesota: it will always end in sadness.
- New England: Doesn't matter if he left, the Tom Brady stench will linger here for a long time.
- Tampa Bay: gently caress Tom Brady.
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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Infidel Castro posted:


poo poo options:
- Minnesota: it will always end in sadness.
- New England: Doesn't matter if he left, the Tom Brady stench will linger here for a long time.
- Tampa Bay: gently caress Tom Brady.
- Cleveland : spend millions to bring in a sexual predator as their QB instead of a Johnny Football comeback

Black Lighter
Sep 6, 2010

Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.
Do you want to boo Santa Claus? Do you want to throw snowballs at the coach of the Cowboys? Do you want to shoot off flare guns during games? Create timeless riot porn? Snatch the hats off the heads of opposing fans before throwing them in a urinal and peeing on them? Then don't be a socdem who gets kicked in the dick - be an anarchist who kicks other people in the dick. Choose the Philadelphia Eagles.

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Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Black Lighter posted:

Do you want to boo Santa Claus? Do you want to throw snowballs at the coach of the Cowboys? Do you want to shoot off flare guns during games? Create timeless riot porn? Snatch the hats off the heads of opposing fans before throwing them in a urinal and peeing on them? Then don't be a socdem who gets kicked in the dick - be an anarchist who kicks other people in the dick. Choose the Philadelphia Eagles.



poo poo, that's a really good German suplex.

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



Infidel Castro posted:

poo poo, that's a really good German suplex.

Dawkins must have been terrifying to play against. I hated seeing him go to the Broncos, but I'm glad he got paid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfQOD9aJ3vM

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.

buglord posted:

- extreme losers, as being a socdem in the US is a constant kick in the dick as it is, and i dont want to be losing on multiple fronts of my life.

try not being a socdem

Black Lighter
Sep 6, 2010

Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Infidel Castro posted:

poo poo, that's a really good German suplex.

IIRC, the league had to clarify that it was an illegal tackle after he did it a few times that game

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




op still hasn’t chosen a team? c’mon just pick one, it doesn’t actually matter

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


Nothing to see here. Move along.

Bad Purchase posted:

op still hasn’t chosen a team? c’mon just pick one, it doesn’t actually matter

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Black Lighter posted:

Do you want to boo Santa Claus? Do you want to throw snowballs at the coach of the Cowboys? Do you want to shoot off flare guns during games? Create timeless riot porn? Snatch the hats off the heads of opposing fans before throwing them in a urinal and peeing on them? Then don't be a socdem who gets kicked in the dick - be an anarchist who kicks other people in the dick. Choose the Philadelphia Eagles.



lol at the ref holding the flag like "Is this unnecessary roughness? Nah. That's fine."

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord
Hey everyone, great posting all around. I’m still considering a team. It’s a very important decision to make and I want to be sure I can incorporate it nicely with my personality as a _____’s fan.

Runners up are the Detroit Lions and the Bears.

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

buglord posted:

Hey everyone, great posting all around. I’m still considering a team. It’s a very important decision to make and I want to be sure I can incorporate it nicely with my personality as a _____’s fan.

Runners up are the Detroit Lions and the Bears.

Put a table under your avatar and you're a shoe in for a Buffalo fan.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

buglord posted:

Hey everyone, great posting all around. I’m still considering a team. It’s a very important decision to make and I want to be sure I can incorporate it nicely with my personality as a _____’s fan.

Runners up are the Detroit Lions and the Bears.

thanks for the update op

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i'd be lion if i said i could bear with this any longer

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

my football team is the dEtroit Red Wings (sp?)

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

my football team is the dEtroit Red Wings (sp?)

They’ll hit it on the rag. :mario:

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

buglord posted:

Hey everyone, great posting all around. I’m still considering a team. It’s a very important decision to make and I want to be sure I can incorporate it nicely with my personality as a Packers fan.

Runners up are the Detroit Lions and the Bears.

Excellent choice!

vaginite
Feb 8, 2006

I'm comin' for you, colonel.



Aaron rodgers is a fuckin’ weirdo who loves to lose to whatever 7-9 team came out of the NFC East at a home game after a bye in the divisional rounds just to get his head coach fired and another $100mm thrown at him so he can go on TV and tell your kids vaccines have microchips or whatever when the press really just wants to know why he refuses to throw it to a wide open cross route every single play

Go with the bears

E: go bears yeah I’m salty

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Deki
May 12, 2008

It's Hammer Time!
Someone's just mad Rodgers still owns him :smug:

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