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Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Rodgers is going the traditional big quarterback morphing into chud route and he'll probably be gone within the next few years.

He had a good run.

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Deki
May 12, 2008

It's Hammer Time!
Nah, Rodgers is a dumbass granola hippie.

It's Kirk Cousins who is immediately going to pivot to a career blaming the gays for natural disasters on OAN two weeks after he officially retires.

vaginite
Feb 8, 2006

I'm comin' for you, colonel.



The "granola hippies" that have been brainwashed into drum circle neo nazis while pointing their anus straight at the sun for some rear end in a top hat vitamin D?

Don't compare those people to Aaron Rodgers, because they're better than he is.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)
why do teams keep hiring Belichick's coaching staff as head coaches why does it keep happening

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

You should choose the raiders op they gave the most gangster fans..


I regularly yell raiders fool and ride my 'harley

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987
The Green Bay Packers are owned by the people, for the people. No one owner can be like 'gently caress this town, we're moving to Baltimore' or 'awww I'm a rich babby and the city/county/state won't buy me a new billion dollar stadium, we're gonna go to Las Vegas'. The Packers will always be in Green Bay, until the heat death of the universe, through Hall of Fame quarterbacks and lovely quarterbacks

Deki
May 12, 2008

It's Hammer Time!
Yep. Baby me didn't pick the vikings because their old owner tried moving the team and the current (convicted financial fraudster) owner threatened to move if he didn't get billions for a new stadium and a training center.

gently caress billionaires.

Womblemania
Sep 4, 2022

by Hand Knit
I have chosen the Detroit Lions because I like cats and they must break the streak soon right

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Dr.Smasher posted:

The Green Bay Packers are owned by the people, for the people. No one owner can be like 'gently caress this town, we're moving to Baltimore' or 'awww I'm a rich babby and the city/county/state won't buy me a new billion dollar stadium, we're gonna go to Las Vegas'. The Packers will always be in Green Bay, until the heat death of the universe, through Hall of Fame quarterbacks and lovely quarterbacks

Well,
Not JUST because of fan ownership.
The team has a legally binding contract with the city of Green Bay that they CAN'T move without selling all their assets back to the city itself. Heh.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Womblemania posted:

I have chosen the Detroit Lions because I like cats and they must break the streak soon right

MrQwerty posted:

why do teams keep hiring Belichick's coaching staff as head coaches why does it keep happening

Detroit has already been victimized by this terrible curse

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


Nothing to see here. Move along.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

You should choose the raiders op they gave the most gangster fans..


I regularly yell raiders fool and ride my 'harley

RAIDER DAVE!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fk01lL1qadI

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

buglord posted:

hi goons,

how do you choose a football team to live and die with? I dont want to reveal my geographic location, as I think choosing a team based on your immediate location seems kinda lame, unless thats how everyone does it and im just being a little weirdo about it. but that leaves me with the chargers which have kinda sucky colors!



teams I will not be considering:

- Dallas Cowboys, because a lot of obnoxious people i know like them.
- extreme losers, as being a socdem in the US is a constant kick in the dick as it is, and i dont want to be losing on multiple fronts of my life.

choose the Eagles. We hate everyone. Our team, we hate them, the owner, we hate him, the team, we hate them. Our city, we hate it. Join our hate
Join the dark side

Deki
May 12, 2008

It's Hammer Time!

Big Beef City posted:

Well,
Not JUST because of fan ownership.
The team has a legally binding contract with the city of Green Bay that they CAN'T move without selling all their assets back to the city itself. Heh.

And the profits of the sale would go to charity and not towards the organization itself iirc

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Deki posted:

And the profits of the sale would go to charity and not towards the organization itself iirc

The proceeds would go to the American Legion to build a war memorial. It doesn't specify what war, but at the time it was clearly meant to be for WWI.

Given how much the team is worth, I would expect said memorial to have live artillery fire salutes daily.

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.

Deki posted:

Yep. Baby me didn't pick the vikings because their old owner tried moving the team and the current (convicted financial fraudster) owner threatened to move if he didn't get billions for a new stadium and a training center.

Eat billionaires.

ftfy

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
I finally live in a state with a real team (lol Cardinals) so it’s kinda cool seeing all of the Seahawks gear on peoples cars and stuff. I’d feel like a poser getting into it now, though.

Watching highlights can be fun but I just can’t get into watching entire games.

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord

Black Lighter posted:

Do you want to boo Santa Claus? Do you want to throw snowballs at the coach of the Cowboys? Do you want to shoot off flare guns during games? Create timeless riot porn? Snatch the hats off the heads of opposing fans before throwing them in a urinal and peeing on them? Then don't be a socdem who gets kicked in the dick - be an anarchist who kicks other people in the dick. Choose the Philadelphia Eagles.



Been thinking more about this post and maybe this actually the right move. I can be part of the Bad Guys and then when we lose it’s actually good because it’s karma being paid.

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Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

Anyone know what’s happenin’ with deuces gruden?

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