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Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

just wondering if anybody knows what a standard issue galoot looks like. pygmy galoot pics are also welcome ITT

# ? Sep 26, 2022 20:48

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 16:08

Heather Papps: hello friend

they aren't very notable i have never paid them any mind

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# ? Sep 26, 2022 21:32

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

1 galoot = 0.63 palookas

# ? Sep 26, 2022 22:49

Heather Papps: hello friend

Buttchocks posted:

1 galoot = 0.63 palookas

how does that compare to a standard goon?

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# ? Sep 26, 2022 23:09

Shadow0: If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.

Heather Papps posted:

how does that compare to a standard goon?

About as much as a henway.

# ? Sep 26, 2022 23:15

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Heather Papps posted:

how does that compare to a standard goon?

a standard goon is 1.25 metric yayhoos

# ? Sep 27, 2022 00:07

Heather Papps: hello friend

all this makes sense but when i try and convert to hoseheads and knuckleskulls i get all mixed up

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# ? Sep 27, 2022 00:13

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Shadow0 posted:

About as much as a henway.

1 english henway = 1 american updog

# ? Sep 27, 2022 00:24

Heather Papps: hello friend

Areola Grande posted:

1 english henway = 1 american updog

1 birdindahand = 2 birdindabush

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# ? Sep 27, 2022 00:33

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

might as well get the cesiums vs fartenhoof derail over with

# ? Sep 27, 2022 00:41

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

pictured above: a pygmy galoot

# ? Sep 27, 2022 01:44

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

I bet somebody has galoot pics they're not sharing

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# ? Sep 27, 2022 07:50

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

how ornery is the regular galoot? in terms of an animal that's being hassled in some way. e.g. the regular galoot is "as ornery as a small dog who just woke up"

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# ? Sep 27, 2022 13:44

google THIS

A tiny lug

A miniature oaf

# ? Sep 27, 2022 14:15

idiotsavant

this freakin town. all these undersized doofuses running around banging on peoples doors and shoving biblets in their ankles, it�s a real mess

# ? Sep 27, 2022 17:23

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

google THIS posted:

A tiny lug

A miniature oaf

MOAF

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# ? Sep 27, 2022 17:26

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

I remember goofus and galoot from when i was a kid.

# ? Sep 27, 2022 17:41

Escape From Noise

Areola Grande posted:

I bet somebody has galoot pics they're not sharing

The galoot is mine!

# ? Sep 27, 2022 18:47

google THIS

Waiting for Galoot

# ? Sep 27, 2022 20:01

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

google THIS posted:

Waiting for Galoot

the story of my life :allears:

# ? Sep 27, 2022 20:10

Escape From Noise

Gimme galoot! Gimme galoot!

# ? Sep 27, 2022 20:13

The Hello Machine: I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.

a galoot larva rendering

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# ? Sep 28, 2022 07:01

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

The Hello Machine posted:

a galoot larva rendering

good poo poo

# ? Sep 28, 2022 18:22

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

today I saw a large twerp but still no regular sized galoot

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# ? Sep 28, 2022 18:23

Escape From Noise

Areola Grande posted:

today I saw a large twerp but still no regular sized galoot

Don't doxx me! < :mad:

# ? Sep 28, 2022 18:30

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Areola Grande posted:

today I saw a large twerp but still no regular sized galoot

same, except it was a lil' lummox

# ? Sep 29, 2022 05:24

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Drink-Mix Man posted:

same, except it was a lil' lummox

sounds like the oversized pipsqueak I saw tonight!!! :argh:

# ? Sep 29, 2022 06:00

Finger Prince

Gal Gadot's first name is actually short for galoot.

# ? Sep 29, 2022 06:12

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Finger Prince posted:

Gal Gadot's first name is actually short for galoot.

I suspected this from day one. shameful

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# ? Sep 29, 2022 06:30

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

not big, not small. I finally found my perfect galoot at a sad time :cry:

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# ? Sep 29, 2022 08:11

google THIS

And here we have the largest galoot species known to man, the galooteus maximus :dadjoke:

# ? Sep 29, 2022 13:23

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

spotted an oversized pipsqueak earlier this morning. he was having breakfast with a tiny doofus

# ? Sep 30, 2022 19:26

Heather Papps: hello friend

god drat it i thought i found a rare regular galoot but it's just an oversized jabroni

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Sep 30, 2022 22:25

google THIS

I saw a juvenile coot the other day, they rarely leave the nest that young

# ? Oct 1, 2022 00:39

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

google THIS posted:

I saw a juvenile coot the other day, they rarely leave the nest that young

I saw a whole team of nitwits doing roadside community service today. of varying sizes too it was exciting

# ? Oct 4, 2022 03:04

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Just saw fun-size halloween galoots at CVS. I know they're almost exactly the same, but I still prefer the Christmas mini-galoots.

# ? Oct 4, 2022 03:43

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Buttchocks posted:

Just saw fun-size halloween galoots at CVS. I know they're almost exactly the same, but I still prefer the Christmas mini-galoots.

CVS has been trying 2 take the galoot out of christmas for ages now

# ? Oct 4, 2022 03:59

google THIS

I always bring some Christmas galoots over to our Jewish neighbor during Hanukkah. It's a goodwill gesture, but also, secretly, it's because I know they'll reciprocate with a plate of their famous homemade schmucks

# ? Oct 4, 2022 16:00

Non Krampus Mentis: Scrungus Bungus from the planet Grongous

google THIS posted:

I always bring some Christmas galoots over to our Jewish neighbor during Hanukkah. It's a goodwill gesture, but also, secretly, it's because I know they'll reciprocate with a plate of their famous homemade schmucks

oh man I love seasonal schmucks. but lemme tell ya, the schmendricks are downright magical

Gru� vom Krampus

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