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as many of you are aware, forum poster Kaiser Schnitzel has established a thread specifically to post after they have had their allergy shot. HOWEVER, forum moderator Goons Are Great has repeatedly abused their position of power to post in said thread, DESPITE Kaiser not having had their allergy shot recently. before i take this to QCS and/or start calling jeff in the middle of the night, i suggest forum court |
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The BYOB forum court is a night court. Our judge is the Honorable Harry "Code Jockey" Stone. |
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Sep 28, 2022 20:22
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*spends the first hour of court looking around for this honorable version of himself* |
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Sep 28, 2022 20:29
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Worried about mods having very, VERY long arms in BYOB. Last time my friend Seth came in here his arms started dragging the ground and kicking up sparks. I heard Mani's arms can wrap around his body twelve or more times and they're still growing. Back in the day, Duckie took a tomato off of my fork when I was in Portland and she was still in California. I tell you hwat, these mods... |
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Sep 28, 2022 20:30
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Code Jockey posted:*spends the first hour of court looking around for this honorable version of himself* Found it! I think. Wait, poo poo. No. It was a parking meter. |
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Sep 28, 2022 20:30
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i stickied the thread, wanting to show off how closed it was and was alarmed to discover doing this opened the thread. maybe gag snuck in while i was figuring that out. i throw myself upon the mercy of the court.
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Sep 28, 2022 20:51
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Heather Papps posted:i stickied the thread, wanting to show off how closed it was and was alarmed to discover doing this opened the thread. maybe gag snuck in while i was figuring that out. sustained |
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Sep 28, 2022 20:56
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I'm the incredibly biased court reporter who makes unsubtle implications about the bailiff. |
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Sep 28, 2022 21:00
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Code Jockey posted:sustained I heard the bailiff needs a line of coke to sustain himself through a shift. |
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Sep 28, 2022 21:01
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Heather Papps posted:i stickied the thread, wanting to show off how closed it was and was alarmed to discover doing this opened the thread. maybe gag snuck in while i was figuring that out. Code Jockey posted:sustained Objection! Heather Papps is just an idiot king. The mercy should be double.
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Sep 28, 2022 21:51
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Shoot, I sneezed. Has anyone seen a biblet floating around? It looks like a dust speck, but darker. Without it the witnesses might be able to lie. |
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Sep 28, 2022 22:52
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*shoots the poo poo with Bull and Christine while the rest of the court is doing whatever this is, in a different room, on a different floor* Hey guys, isn't anyone gonna show up to court today? No posting crimes? |
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Sep 29, 2022 00:43
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I throw myself on one of the juror's benches on the court and watch anime on my phone
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Sep 29, 2022 05:35
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the anime is two people camping on a lake, cooking food and basking in the camaraderie
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Sep 29, 2022 05:36
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A pizza delivery person busts in with the pizzas I got for the court. One of them has your favorite toppings.
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Sep 29, 2022 05:37
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i sentence all mods to be launched into the sun, forever |
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Sep 29, 2022 05:46
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idiotsavant posted:i sentence all mods to be launched into the sun, forever |
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Sep 29, 2022 07:23
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Edward Fingerhands posted:Found it! I think. I'm trying to think of something less honorable than a parking meter and I got nothing |
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Sep 29, 2022 07:25
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Court stenographer just empty quoting all day and counting their paycheck. |
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Sep 29, 2022 12:31
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Buttchocks posted:Court stenographer just empty quoting all day and counting their paycheck. |
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Sep 29, 2022 13:36
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idiotsavant posted:i sentence all mods to be launched into the sun, forever harsh, but fair |
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Sep 29, 2022 13:36
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i suggest we summary execute the mods/admins, exile them to eastern siberia for 20 years, ban them from their positions for a decade, and/or make them submit written apologies |
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Sep 29, 2022 13:44
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Thank you for bringing this up it has really concerned me too and caused considerable mental anguish on my part, to the tune of about two million dollars
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Sep 29, 2022 13:58
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what these mods need is a good spanking |
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Sep 29, 2022 15:51
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nude spawn for mod he would never
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Sep 29, 2022 16:14
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*gently crying behind a theater playing Detective Pikachu as I slowly load bullets into my rifle* ALL COPS, Pikachu. |
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Sep 29, 2022 17:34
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nut posted:nude spawn for mod he would never |
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Sep 29, 2022 17:38
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I had a question about this but I guess I posted it in the wrong thread. also now that I see what this thread is about, I guess my question is answered.
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Sep 29, 2022 17:48
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i am doubly furious about this now. I expect this sort of thing from GaG but i thought you were above this manifisto
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Sep 29, 2022 17:52
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more like maniPISSto
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Sep 29, 2022 17:52
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:more like maniPISSto Personable Intelligent Strong Sexy  checks out
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Sep 29, 2022 18:16
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i just like posting in threads yo
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Sep 29, 2022 18:16
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Manifisto posted:I had a question about this but I guess I posted it in the wrong thread. also now that I see what this thread is about, I guess my question is answered. quoting so it doesnt get deleted |
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Sep 29, 2022 18:54
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i think its both sad and inevitable that a thread on moderator transgressions immediately spawns some kind of even worse reaction. smdh |
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Sep 29, 2022 18:58
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this is not a forum. it's literally george orwel's 1984 |
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Sep 29, 2022 18:59
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Nosfereefer posted:this is not a forum. it's literally george orwel's 1984 we have always been at war with coupons & deals
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Sep 29, 2022 19:31
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Manifisto posted:we have always been at war with coupons & deals i agree, the twisted enemy goons with spoons must be destroyed, unlike our strong, eternal allies - coupons & deals |
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Sep 29, 2022 19:38
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oh yea i had a mod complaint i called bob odenkirk a jerk and hp didnt probe me theres my complaint please duly file it away in the thoughts/suggestions/complaints mod repository (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Sep 29, 2022 19:40
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baka fwocka fwame posted:oh yea i had a mod complaint i called bob odenkirk a jerk and hp didnt probe me messed up imo the solution, i think, is sortition |
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Sep 29, 2022 19:46
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baka fwocka fwame posted:oh yea i had a mod complaint i called bob odenkirk a jerk and hp didnt probe me bob odenjerk |
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