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go visit a museum and educate yourself OP
fuk off m8
wow a castle on a loving hill. AMAZING!!!
SIGH
eat some haggis or whatever idiot
Goku bagpipe player in kilt. Freeballin.
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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Chinatown posted:

d cold but its kinda "the vibe" I guess, right?

Also I went out my first night and ate some questionable doner kebab so my GI tract is on tilt right now.

Taking recommendations on what to do. Might not start drinking again (PUB LIFE) until later this afternoon.

:goku:

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Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


fuckin' owned man it's been brilliant weather for weeks and today it was miserable as gently caress

go up arthurs seat, then roll all the way back down

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


btw OP if you want to shag a gross street hooker go down to leith and drive around the salamander street/seafield road area. i used to live down near there and they were always hanging about on the corners lol

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

bitterandtwisted posted:

love to eat liver and hearts and lungs all wrapped up in a sheep's stomach 😋


Panic! At The Tesco posted:

btw OP if you want to shag a gross street hooker go down to leith and drive around the salamander street/seafield road area. i used to live down near there and they were always hanging about on the corners lol

lol what a bueatiful culture

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


hot cocoa on the couch posted:

lol what a bueatiful culture

honestly I tried to think of tourist stuff for OP but I'm not a tourist when I go to edinburgh, I just go there to hang out with my friends and get high

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

irn-bru. IRN-BRU

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

honestly I tried to think of tourist stuff for OP but I'm not a tourist when I go to edinburgh, I just go there to hang out with my friends and get high

like :350:?

It never once occurred to me that people in Scotland would smoke weed.

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


Vampire Panties posted:

like :350:?

It never once occurred to me that people in Scotland would smoke weed.

lol yeah

we have the internet and tv's and everything now too

a lot of people in scotland also smoke heroin though, we have a real smack problem here

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

i'm proud of scotland. they're quickly on their way to becoming a modern nation

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


Buce posted:

irn-bru. IRN-BRU

FUN FACT

Irn--bru was my original username because someone who never posted already had Irn-bru but then a mode changed it to my current one at some point

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

FUN FACT

Irn--bru was my original username because someone who never posted already had Irn-bru but then a mode changed it to my current one at some point

your current one is better

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


hot cocoa on the couch posted:

your current one is better

yeah it is tbf

I was playing in a pop punk band and working in a supermarket at the time so it was a v good burn also

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

i'm proud of scotland. they're quickly on their way to becoming a modern nation

Wwwwwoooowwwww :yikes:

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
OP ask random people especially big guys their opinion on brexit that will make you a lot of friends who will buy you free beers

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


EorayMel posted:

OP ask random people especially big guys their opinion on brexit that will make you a lot of friends who will buy you free beers

also tell everyone about how your great great grandad was a descendent of william wallace and robert the bruce and you've always felt a great connection to your homelands and you've googled your clan tartan

we love that

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?
HEY DOOFUS THE TITLE ISN'T FOR WRITING YOUR POST IN LOL WHAT AN AMATEUR POSTER

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
bruce the bruce

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Op take a big poop if you haven’t yet. When you travel it’s very important that you leave a deuce in each country you visit.

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

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if you go to a chippy don't get a battered mars bars like a dumbass tourist they're not that good.

i'd say get a white pudding supper

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

kntfkr posted:

buce the buce

Dynastocles
May 29, 2009

"If you'll excuse me, my dinner time is six o'clock. Only gangsters eat at 9 o'clock, after some bootlegging and a hot game of craps."

I was on a budget flight to Norway when a storm forced us to ditch in Glasgow-Prestwick. I was stranded. It's so hilly up there, you can't get any signal on your carphone. It looked bad. It looked like I'd have to spend the night in Glasgow.

The cabin crew suggested we all go out and club it. I had no option. It was that or one of their B&Bs. I figured it'd be safer on the streets. For the first time ever I saw the Scotch in their natural habitat, and it weren't pretty. I'd seen them huddling in stations before, being loud, but… this time I was surrounded. Everywhere I went it felt like they were watching me; fish-white flesh puckered by the Highland breeze; tight eyes peering out for fresh meat; screechy, booze-soaked voices hollering out for a taxi to take 'em halfway up the road to the next all-night watering hole. A shatter of glass; a round of applause; a sixteen-year-old mother of three vomiting in an open sewer, bairns looking on, chewing on potato cakes. I ain’t never going back… not never.

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




lol I remember that sketch but not who did it. Some lazy-rear end english posh boys who didn't know that airport's 30 odd miles from Glasgow, which is not in the highlands

Plucky Brit
Nov 7, 2009

Swing low, sweet chariot

Dynastocles posted:

I was on a budget flight to Norway when a storm forced us to ditch in Glasgow-Prestwick. I was stranded. It's so hilly up there, you can't get any signal on your carphone. It looked bad. It looked like I'd have to spend the night in Glasgow.

The cabin crew suggested we all go out and club it. I had no option. It was that or one of their B&Bs. I figured it'd be safer on the streets. For the first time ever I saw the Scotch in their natural habitat, and it weren't pretty. I'd seen them huddling in stations before, being loud, but… this time I was surrounded. Everywhere I went it felt like they were watching me; fish-white flesh puckered by the Highland breeze; tight eyes peering out for fresh meat; screechy, booze-soaked voices hollering out for a taxi to take 'em halfway up the road to the next all-night watering hole. A shatter of glass; a round of applause; a sixteen-year-old mother of three vomiting in an open sewer, bairns looking on, chewing on potato cakes. I ain’t never going back… not never.
... My aunt lives in Scotland, she says it's quite nice.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Sir Sidney Poitier posted:

Get pizza from HERE.

They're catering my wedding next week.

ok i got two slices of the "civerino" slices and no one told me that each slice is literally 1/4 of a pizza. I basially bought four massive slices cut as two.

that owns since i just housed one and will save the other for when im on another stratosphere later tonight

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Super Waffle posted:

The Clamshell has the best fish and chips; check out Mary's Milk Bar in the grass market for amazing ice cream and a HOT CHOCOLATE FLOAT

is it this place op. looks good OP.

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


Buce posted:

irn-bru. IRN-BRU

this but also if you get fish and chips be warned they will offer you "salt and sauce" instead of salt and vinegar because they are animals on the east coast

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

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:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
There's a hole in the wall on Rose St that sold porn sausage and blackpuuding in a roll for a few pounds. You should have that for breakfast. This was 20 years ago so things might have changed.

It's supposed to say lorn sausage but I'm leaving the typo

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Ruby Gloom posted:

this but also if you get fish and chips be warned they will offer you "salt and sauce" instead of salt and vinegar because they are animals on the east coast

Ruby what the HELL is going on over there

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

SilvergunSuperman posted:

I recommend you post a lot of pictures

ok

on my way into scotland this is berwick UPON tweed but i had to shimmy past some cows they were chill



dope section of road into town



wow almost there the weather was nice yesterday!



wow big red busses and old rear end buildings i made it! lets get hammered!



wow they actually have a memorial of the dog from the legendary "human being dog" meme. amazing!

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Chinatown posted:

wow they actually have a memorial of the "human being dog" meme. amazing!



lmfao

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Ruby what the HELL is going on over there

they end every sentence with an upwards inflected "eh?" and it's windy as poo poo

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

the golden retriever was invented in scotland and both times i've been there, i didn't see a single goddamn one. wtf are you doing, "scotland" ??????????????????

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Ruby Gloom posted:

they end every sentence with an upwards inflected "eh?" and it's windy as poo poo

I feel like being on the top of one of those big red busses during strong wind would be a little disconcerting

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Buce posted:

the golden retriever was invented in scotland and both times i've been there, i didn't see a single goddamn one. wtf are you doing, "scotland" ??????????????????

Are you sure you were in Scotland?

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I feel like being on the top of one of those big red busses during strong wind would be a little disconcerting

it's only true terror if you do it while you have eyelash extensions

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

Chinatown posted:

ok
wow they actually have a memorial of the dog from the legendary "human being dog" meme. amazing!



lmao

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
Get high on some drugs and then drink a bunch and scream at someone about sports op

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

bagmonkey posted:

Get high on some drugs and then drink a bunch and scream at someone about sports op

Why is that limited to Scotland :confused:

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

EorayMel posted:

Why is that limited to Scotland :confused:

idk seems like one of the more premier settings to do that in

did you see how old those buildings looked

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A CRAB IRL
May 6, 2009

If you're looking for me, you better check under the sea

Chinatown posted:

I already said I'm not gonna start drinking until this afternoon.

At the only laundromat near the city center its $6.50 per load lol I am not owned.

Literally everybody has washing machines which is why it costs so much for the very few out of towners that don't

Also it's pronounced close to "Embra" not Eed-in-burrow or Edin-burggg

And rub Greyfriar's Boaby's nose for luck cos it really fucks off the council

A CRAB IRL fucked around with this message at 19:06 on Sep 30, 2022

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