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Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

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RPATDO_LAMD posted:


saw this on aliexpress for 40-70bux, lmao

it comes with a 256gb sd card filled to the top with 117,000 roms. that's enough downloaded cars to collapse a small country

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I played a console similar to this at the mall like a decade or two ago and it turned out it was like 5 lovely ripoffs of Mario with 1000 different palate swaps each

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Feldegast42
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Probably Starbound, so disappointing... generally I've avoided this because I never preorder and rarely pick up on release unless its a new Zelda or some studio with a well proven track record. I do have a bunch of games that I've picked up that were a popular flavor of the month and never got around to them though.

Feldegast42 fucked around with this message at 16:04 on Oct 2, 2022

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

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Remaking a game that came out in the ye olde age of, uh, 2017

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

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This post has been sold to Fandom

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

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pouring out a 2 liter right now :pressf:

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

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Are you guys wondering what you should have for dinner?

If so, I would recommend Beef™

Feldegast42
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RBA Starblade posted:

Those designs are the same but a little worse lol

:yeah:, like they decided to remake the whole thing but with just a little less personality around the board. It really sucks

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

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The Good Queen Clitoris posted:

Junkrat finally got clean and found god and now won't shut the gently caress up about it.

hopefully that god is mork and or gork so he still gets off on explosives

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

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oh my god they tried to adjust Mario's face to kind of look like Chris Pratt

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Rarity posted:

I don't know how anyone is meant to remember these characters between games. They're all completely interchangeable with zero defining characteristics

Same but between posts

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

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AceOfFlames posted:

Looks fine to me, Chris Pratt aside.

Yeah it looks like it will be a decent if somewhat forgettable kids movie

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

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Mario gets bowser pregnant

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

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The saddest thing about Nuts & Bolts, regardless of its quality, is that the backlash of it killed Rare and made Microsoft send its shambling corpse to the Kinect mines

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

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Rarity posted:

Are there points where you can log off and watch the rest later? :gonk:

You get

Help Im Alive posted:

It is recommended that you set aside sufficient time to view these scenes in their entirety

If you run into a cutscene that is longer than a couple of minutes. In the playerbase that's usually gets an OH poo poo response because some Fun Stuff usually drops in those cutscenes

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

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Rarity posted:

I've hit the point in Nuts and Bolts where I can't immediately solve everything with the pre-designed vehicles and I don't trust my imagination to come up with good solutions :negative:

u can do it :kiddo:

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

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I prefer fermented barley smoothies

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

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Gen X drank the Kool-Aid

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

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I don't think Valkyrie Whatever is out yet and NEOTWEWY was on a lot of best of lists last year. For the rest, lol

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

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I don't pay attention to games that don't have the blessing of gaben

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

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Rarity posted:

Hey I know you all hate the idea of VR meetings but what if you can see your feet

https://twitter.com/MetaHorizon/status/1579947568372404226

I can't believe the metaverse has caught up to Mario 64 levels of technology

And if I wanted to see awkward nerds dancing I would hit a FF14 nightclub

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

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I think most rational people have finally figured out that crypto is full of poo poo and that pretty much everything the cryptobros out of silicon valley have been pushing for the past few years are increasingly convoluted and bare faced pyramid schemes

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

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Rarity posted:

I remember when this thread used to be about video games

Agreed, this thread should now be about Overcooked

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

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Gaius Marius posted:

Wait is her name a reference to the Decameron then

That's a book I haven't heard about for a long, long time

Or at least since college

Basically the moral of that story is that people hosed back in the 1400s too and told each other stories about it

Feldegast42 fucked around with this message at 02:14 on Oct 13, 2022

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The Soulslikes are basically the true continuation of 3D Castlevania

Feldegast42
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I remember



getting very :smith: if you eat its friend its bouncing up and down

Feldegast42
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I forgot the first Devil May Cry basically being 3D Castlevania with the serial numbers filed off

Its also (famously) Resident Evil 4 with the serial numbers filed off also

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

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Even in my "I'm not a kid anymore DAD" phase I still held a flame for Yoshi's Island. Its a stone cold classic

Feldegast42
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RBA Starblade posted:

Twilight Princess was and remains a better game than Wind Waker

:mods:

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

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I feel like I'm the only gamer that liked OG Wind Waker's sailing

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

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Did any Nintendo game get rated less than seven thumbs up by Nintendo Power

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

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Capcom Aladdin is great too!

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

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Also is there proof to the antivax claims? A basic google search isn't turning up anything

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

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It mean its definitely not loved, but the clocktower areas are such a tradition that we carry on through them regardless

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Shinjobi posted:

name one good game, I dare ya

Nobody can. Its been downhill since Pong

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

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I wouldn't mind paying 70 bucks for an AAA game if they didn't have any microtransactions, lootboxes or battle passes

Pretty sure that no publisher is gonna take me up on that

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Jay Rust posted:

Today I saw a child (5ish?) with a majora’s mask t-shirt, wonder what happened there

they have been met with a terrible fate, haven't they

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

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So does anyone watch the Dota 2 International or League World Championships anymore? I haven't checked in for a few years

(Just noticed our new stickied threads)

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

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Here's your controller bro



I had this one and it was surprisingly good back in the day

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hatty posted:

Remakes are fail, just do high quality remasters and focus on new ideas. Do people really want to spend $70 to see the same story again with prettier models or see the same story but it gets SuBveRtEd towards the end?

:hai:

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Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

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cheetah7071 posted:

I assume they mean places where you can get into rooms where the only way out is to restart the console, not that the game becomes unbeatable.

yeah, that's kind of unavoidable in some cases so you can generate enough potential paths to not make the randomizer boring. Kind of like in A Link to the Past Randomizer where its possible that you can't get back to the light world without save and quitting.

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