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One time I bought some fancy donuts for work, they were like 20 bucks for a half dozen. They were gigantic though and probably like 1500 calories each. Fuckin delicious. Everybody was real pumped about it because most of them didn't live anywhere near the hipster fancy donut place but they'd heard about it. I walked into the lunch room a little later hearing some weaselfaced dickhead whispering to someone how he didn't feel good after he ate his donut, almost like I put something in it. I was like "yeah buddy i spent $80 dollars just to make your little tummy tum sore". Idiot eats 3lbs of sugar and fat and is suddenly suspicious when he feels weird after. Not everything is a conspiracy dipshit, eat your lardcake and feel bad after like the rest of us
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