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Kaiju Cage Match posted:Can we do upbeat covers of somber songs? Richard Cheese's ears are burning and he doesn't know why
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I may be completely wrong about this, but I’m sure there’s a bunch of shady poo poo that happens because of tax breaks in certain states. If nothing else how can there be a healthy support industry around the production of films if no one can work in the state they live in? As actors gain experience the #1 thing they appreciate is being able to be near their family, which is one reason why everyone loves working on tv shows so much. No 6–9 month commitment to film in buttfuck New Mexico cause WB will save 250,000. But maybe these breaks are the only reason anyone greenlights anything? 
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Oct 6, 2022 23:59
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*Guy falls off screen* *crash noise, cat meows* "I'm OK!"
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Oct 7, 2022 00:29
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I'd mandate every movie prominently feature squeaky_door.wav, pottery_break.wav, and baby_coo.wav foley as loudly as possible.
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Oct 7, 2022 01:21
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Infinite plane camera CGi where it zips and zooms everywhere because gently caress taking the time to plan a shot. Opening of Black Panther where he turns into a bendy toy mid-fall always bums me out.
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Oct 7, 2022 03:46
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The line "there's a storm coming" which is only put in movies so they can use it in the trailer.
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Oct 7, 2022 06:05
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"I/you/we got this"
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Oct 7, 2022 06:44
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davidspackage posted:The line "there's a storm coming" which is only put in movies so they can use it in the trailer. Caveat: allowed if said movie is in the vain of Twister
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Oct 7, 2022 07:12
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Eagle sounds. They are accurate but still sound fake.
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Oct 7, 2022 08:06
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Using live chimpanzees to film sitcoms, I wasn't aware of this horrible practice until a recent documentary alerted me to it.
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Oct 7, 2022 08:49
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Weekend at Bernie's it you're saying?
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Oct 7, 2022 08:50
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Streaming services that don't host older movies. At least 50% of a streamer's film catalogue must be from before 1980 or else that service is to be shut down.
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Oct 7, 2022 09:13
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Two way glass prison scenes where someone always gets dragged off while screaming.
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Oct 7, 2022 11:34
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Ooo, another contender: Banning the phrase "We're the same, you and I." from anything ever.
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Oct 7, 2022 11:45
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Das Boo posted:Ooo, another contender: Banning the phrase "We're the same, you and I." from anything ever. Shrecknet posted:
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Oct 7, 2022 13:14
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Welp, that's on me for not revisiting!
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Oct 7, 2022 13:57
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I guess you two really aren't that different, deep down...
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Oct 7, 2022 13:57
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Ban sex scenes where the actors are still wearing clothes. You're having sex, get naked.
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Oct 7, 2022 14:08
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I would ban low-effort sequel titles that just add a number to the end.
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Egbert Souse posted:I would ban low-effort sequel titles that just add a number to the end.
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Oct 7, 2022 14:28
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John Wick of Dogs posted:Ban sex scenes where the actors are still wearing clothes. You're having sex, get naked.
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Oct 7, 2022 14:53
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Ban studio executives from making creative decisions. If a movie is bad, suggestions from the former brand manager of Heinz ketchup aren't going to save it, and if a move is good, they're only going to make it worse.
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Oct 7, 2022 17:26
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High Warlord Zog posted:Streaming services that don't host older movies. At least 50% of a streamer's film catalogue must be from before 1980 or else that service is to be shut down. But Apple TV+ is pretty good 
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Oct 7, 2022 21:49
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They should just host some older movies then and keep going
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Nuts and Gum posted:Eagle sounds. They are accurate but still sound fake. Isn't the thing about eaglescreech.wav you always hear in movies that it's actually the cry of a red kite, because actual eagles sound kind of stupid when they cry out? John Wick of Dogs posted:Ban sex scenes where the actors are still wearing clothes. You're having sex, get naked. https://youtu.be/S8e5Ej4uyto "We show it."
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Das Boo posted:Ooo, another contender: Banning the phrase "We're the same, you and I." from anything ever. It’s in Raiders Of The Lost Ark, that’s pretty good. In fact, if I remember right, “You and I are very much alike” is just the opening salvo of three or four lines that re-state that exact thing. Isn’t the second line “You are a shadowy reflection of me”?
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Oct 8, 2022 21:56
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Green screen. If you can't do it with a practical set or on location, you can't do it. That would solve the problems of most mainstream movies being set in a digital nowhere zone; studio-mandated reshoots turning every movie into a mangled, toneless mess; and the endless conveyor belt feeding VFX workers into the crunch all at once. Just a genuine blight on the medium as a whole.
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Oct 8, 2022 22:33
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Trailers are only allowed to use footage from the first 40% of the movie
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Oct 9, 2022 00:51
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Payndz posted:Not sequels named [FIRST MOVIE'S TITLE]: [RANDOM WORD]? (MOVIE): RISE OF (NAME)/ (NAME) RISING (MOVIE): ORIGINS/ THE BEGINNING THE CHRONICLES OF (NAME) Can all go in the pit along with MOVIE: RANDOM WORD. And the obnoxious full title of Birds of Prey. And the usual Rambo/ Final Destination/ Fast & the Furious series. Pick a theme and stick to it! Also the recent DAHMER- MONSTER: THE JEFFERY DAHMER SAGA might be my all time hated one. I’d rather have either straight numbered sequels, a whole new title (Romancing the Stone/ Jewel of the Nile comes to mind) or goofy subtitles like Quest for Curleys Gold or Electric Boogaloo. Have some fun or leave it alone
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Simulated sex scenes. if you're gonna do it on screen, have full on penetration and show it. quit making excuses about "family friendly" and "moral values" either it's art or it's fake
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Oct 10, 2022 09:52
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All sequels have to repeat the last 2 letters of the original title. Example: Child's Playay Jawsws Hellraiserer Each further sequel will need to add the same 2 letters of it's predecessor. Halloween 4 becomes Halloweenenenenen Jason X becomes Friday the 13ththththththththththth The Land Before Time: Journey of the Brave becomes The Land Before Timememememememememememememememe
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I don't really like sequel or reboot films that are heavily about getting the band back together, like when a group of characters has become separate and the main character has to bring them back together. It usually means that you're retreading on any growth or character momentum from the previous entry and just spinning your wheels a bunch. I guess I'd ban that.
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budget cap of $50 million e: unionize the vfx industry
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Movies in the same series aren't allowed to have identical titles. No three Halloweens, three Shafts, two Screams, etc.
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If Will Smith wants to be in a movie, he has to make a song about it. This is retroactive.
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No dialogue in trailers. You can convey what you're doing with images and music, or you can gently caress off.
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I'd like teasers only.
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Chemtrailologist posted:If Will Smith wants to be in a movie, he has to make a song about it. I’m talking six degrees of separation Healing the nation, not taking a vacation
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