NFL Week 4 GDT: Fuck the Cowboys

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SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

fartknocker posted:

2015 Peyton Manning when he hurt his foot and his arm was finally gone wasn't pretty.

That was the only one I could think of.

LMAO HACKETT

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Salvor_Hardin: Sep 13, 2005; I want to go protest.; Nap Ghost

Using the back of the wrist of the hand holding the football to tripod yourself while pirouetting is pretty impressive.

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Pops Mgee: Aug 20, 2009; People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!

zappe

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Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Siiiiigh

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SalTheBard: Jan 26, 2005; I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!; Fallen Rib

Why the gently caress is he taking a time out here?

EDIT: Nevermind they explained it

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Factor Mystic: Mar 20, 2006; Baby's First Post-Apocalyptic Fiction

cmon zappe

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CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Trust the loving kid

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razorscooter: Nov 5, 2008

SalTheBard posted:

Why the gently caress is he taking a time out here?

gotta save clock for the big comeback

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Tulalip Tulips: Sep 1, 2013; The best apologies are crafted with love.

Raiders did it.

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Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Go for it on 4th if you don�t get it imo

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bows1: May 16, 2004; Chill, whale, chill

lol aaron rodgers

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CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Go for it on 4th if you don�t get it imo

agreed

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Ragnarok the Red: Jun 21, 2002

fartknocker posted:

2015 Peyton Manning when he hurt his foot and his arm was finally gone wasn't pretty.

At least that was Peyton�s last season, Russ signed through 2028.

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Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

CapnAndy posted:

Trust the loving kid

Mmm, about that

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SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Zappe no

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Tulalip Tulips: Sep 1, 2013; The best apologies are crafted with love.

Never thought I'd be happy with 1-3 but it's better than 0-4.

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Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

TIE TIE TIE TIE

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Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

Bail E. Zappy

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CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Sheer cowardice smdh

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Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Zappe is just too slow reading the field right now. He takes way too long and is gonna get himself killed

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Salvor_Hardin: Sep 13, 2005; I want to go protest.; Nap Ghost

You should be able to punt it and if it goes through the uprights it counts as a field goal.

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Mr. Mercury: Aug 13, 2021

Punting is for cowards

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Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

TIE WATCH

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Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

Dammit things are just happening too fast for him.

He had time in the pocket but still panicked after a few seconds.

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SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Alaois posted:

Bail E. Zappy

JoJo-rear end Name and I love it

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marioinblack: Sep 21, 2007; Number 1 Bullshit

Zappe cannot fail, he can only be failed

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InsensitiveSeaBass: Apr 1, 2008; You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.; Nap Ghost

Codependent Poster posted:

TIE TIE TIE TIE

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CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Kalli posted:

Mmm, about that

He was not sufficiently Trusted

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Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012; Looking cute, feeling cute.

Salvor_Hardin posted:

You should be able to punt it and if it goes through the uprights it counts as a field goal.

...wouldn't it?

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maruhkati: Sep 29, 2021; NAZ REID

C'mon, baby, gimme a tie! No winners here!

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Salvor_Hardin: Sep 13, 2005; I want to go protest.; Nap Ghost

Two run plays to get 5 yards feels like the better bet.

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surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

It's more likely that Rodgers throws another pick-six than that he clutches this out

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Salvor_Hardin: Sep 13, 2005; I want to go protest.; Nap Ghost

Probably Magic posted:

...wouldn't it?

Not sure if you're kidding but no.

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Rod Hoofhearted: Jun 18, 2000; I am a ghost

surf rock posted:

It's more likely that Rodgers throws another pick-six than that he clutches this out

Please no

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SalTheBard: Jan 26, 2005; I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!; Fallen Rib

I wish Aaron Rodgers wasn't such a lovely person because I love watching him play.

EDIT:
My Mom's family is all from Wisconsin so I'm sort of a Packers fan by proxy

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fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

SamuraiFoochs posted:

That was the only one I could think of.

LMAO HACKETT

There's a few others if you want to go back a ways, or guys who didn't have the same highs. Kerry Collins in 2011 with the Colts trying to run some kludged together hybrid of an offense he understood and the Colts no-huddle was sad to watch for a few weeks until he got hurt. Marino's last year in Miami wasn't great, and he got loving annihilated in the playoffs 62-7 against Jacksonville. There's a few other guys who were solid for a while then just hit some wall and fell off.

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SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

God drat look at Dillon truck that guy.

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Endless Trash: Aug 12, 2007

Scumbag mode activated, 50 yard bomb incoming

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Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Tulalip Tulips posted:

Never thought I'd be happy with 1-3 but it's better than 0-4.

When it was contested I was thinking about how the Broncos would be the most insufferable 3-1 team ever with how they've played, and if I were a Raiders fan how frustrating it would feel to be 0-4 while that was going on.

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Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/surrender_idx90/status/1576717951901777920?s=46&t=svSHTAyFoobgl1MeYQ1Aug

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