SNF 10/02 GDT Chiefs/Buccs Spoopy Oktober Kickoff

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shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

That was a beach ball

# ? Oct 3, 2022 04:13

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# ? May 8, 2024 10:24

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

CapnAndy posted:

Yes, keep cutting to Bruce Arians, he doesn't at all look like a depressed old man

Dude probably stamped his ticket into the HoF with that ring. He�s feeling fine.

# ? Oct 3, 2022 04:14

YOLOsubmarine: Oct 19, 2004; When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Dude probably stamped his ticket into the HoF with that ring. He�s feeling fine.

Tom Brady stamped his like four rings back and he�s still driven to destroy everything else in his life in pursuit of another one because he�s completely empty without football success.

These aren�t normal people.

# ? Oct 3, 2022 04:15

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

YOLOsubmarine posted:

Tom Brady stamped his like four rings back and he�s still driven to destroy everything else in his life in pursuit of another one because he�s completely empty without football success.

I can relate. The empty part, not all the success part.

# ? Oct 3, 2022 04:16

fsif: Jul 18, 2003

Tom "garbage time" Brady

# ? Oct 3, 2022 04:18

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg: Oct 4, 2004; ha, ha, ha, og me ekam

fsif posted:

Tom "garbage time" Brady

Never count out Trash Time Tom

# ? Oct 3, 2022 04:19

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Dak Prescott's sleep number bed is making him soft and inury prone.

# ? Oct 3, 2022 04:19

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

I won't.

# ? Oct 3, 2022 04:20

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

If you're gonna kick it deep there it seems like you should at least pop it up in front of the goal line so you can cover.

# ? Oct 3, 2022 04:21

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Grittybeard posted:

If you're gonna kick it deep there it seems like you should at least pop it up in front of the goal line so you can cover.

Dude just kicked one out of bounds. I bet he was told to do this but hosed it up.

# ? Oct 3, 2022 04:21

Tom Sellout: May 27, 2011; $240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

Tom Brady is a system QB and garbage time stat padder

# ? Oct 3, 2022 04:21

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Ah good, we're at the part of the game where the announcers fondle Brady's balls as his team loses.

# ? Oct 3, 2022 04:22

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Tom Sellout posted:

Tom Brady is a system QB and garbage time stat padder

Look it�s important to pad these stats for as long as possible so history remembers them for when the NFL expands to 22 game seasons and defense is cardboard cutouts.

# ? Oct 3, 2022 04:22

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Ah good, we're at the part of the game where the announcers fondle Brady's balls as his team loses.

The media likes republicans and wants them to win

without exceptions

# ? Oct 3, 2022 04:23

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

So Patrick Mahomes is disco stu with his chart.

# ? Oct 3, 2022 04:24

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

I'd be pretty damned nervous right now if it wasn't for that opening kickoff fumble.

# ? Oct 3, 2022 04:27

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Refs trying to get Brady more garbage time stats, smh.

# ? Oct 3, 2022 04:28

Tom Sellout: May 27, 2011; $240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

Andy Reid manages the clock perfectly

# ? Oct 3, 2022 04:29

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

see you only need one kicker if you only punt or placekick

# ? Oct 3, 2022 04:29

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Pacheco runs like he's pissed off

# ? Oct 3, 2022 04:29

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

�Andy Reid manages the clock perfectly�

# ? Oct 3, 2022 04:29

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg: Oct 4, 2004; ha, ha, ha, og me ekam

Words never heard before - Andy Reid manages the clock perfectly

# ? Oct 3, 2022 04:30

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

"Andy Reid manages the clock perfectly"

# ? Oct 3, 2022 04:30

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

What a fuckin' boot

# ? Oct 3, 2022 04:31

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Tom Brady saw a goose way up in the sky and said "gently caress you goose" and threw the ball to hit the goose.

# ? Oct 3, 2022 04:32

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

The hell was that Tom

# ? Oct 3, 2022 04:32

YOLOsubmarine: Oct 19, 2004; When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Real sense of urgency here from Tom

# ? Oct 3, 2022 04:32