someone is performing CPR on you. what song would you prefer?

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kntfkr: Feb 11, 2019; GOOSE FUCKER

no diggity

# ? Oct 6, 2022 03:11

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# ? May 8, 2024 08:02

500excf type r: Mar 7, 2013; I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

How about Another one bites the dust

# ? Oct 6, 2022 03:13

Dixville: Nov 4, 2008; I don't think!; Ham Wrangler

I always wonder if I get in a bad car accident and am knocked unconscious or die and the music is somehow still playing would I be listening to something cool or embarrassing for the emts. Why I think about this I have no idea. Anyway I actually witnessed cpr on a puppy while staying alive was playing. They didn't make it

I don't think anyone acknowledged it either, maybe I was the only one that noticed.

# ? Oct 6, 2022 03:19

Flora Finching: Sep 10, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_1MAnmsjnE

# ? Oct 6, 2022 03:21

Leroy Dennui: Aug 9, 2014; Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones

20 Blunts posted:

Tubthumper by chumbawamba

# ? Oct 6, 2022 03:26

Haji: Nov 15, 2005; Haj Paj

DNR please

# ? Oct 6, 2022 03:30

surc: Aug 17, 2004

turn down for what

# ? Oct 6, 2022 04:28

William Henry Hairytaint: Oct 29, 2011

ATC - My Heart Beats Like a Drum

# ? Oct 6, 2022 04:31

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Slow ride by foghat followed by the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.

# ? Oct 6, 2022 05:33

Deep Glove Bruno: Sep 4, 2015; yung swamp thang

john zorn speedball

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNi5F9JqhuI

Deep Glove Bruno fucked around with this message at 11:21 on Oct 6, 2022

# ? Oct 6, 2022 11:19

Mooey Cow: Jan 27, 2018; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Pillbug

Drink-Mix Man posted:

The guy who gave me CPR lessons taught me to use "Baby Shark."

That song could make even the deadest of corpses get up and leave

# ? Oct 6, 2022 11:30

teen witch: Oct 9, 2012

Deep Glove Bruno posted:

john zorn speedball

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNi5F9JqhuI

A thousand percent.

# ? Oct 6, 2022 11:54

les enfants Terrific!: Dec 12, 2008

Just put on some speedcore. If I'm going down I'm taking you with me.

# ? Oct 6, 2022 11:57

mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

I know it's cliche but Fortunate Son

E: oh you mean CPR

mobby_6kl fucked around with this message at 14:14 on Oct 6, 2022

# ? Oct 6, 2022 13:06

super sweet best pal: Nov 18, 2009

Vampire Panties posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrOemQaEJGU

I'm sorta disappointed that nobody has posted this yet

Scroll up

# ? Oct 6, 2022 13:49

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

500excf type r posted:

How about Another one bites the dust

This and Stayin Alive because they got built-in association for any situation that requires CPR..

# ? Oct 6, 2022 13:53

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003; I'm sick of seeing animated weiners french kissing in every fucking GBS thread.

Das Boo posted:

This and Stayin Alive because they got built-in association for any situation that requires CPR..

Ya I was just gonna say staying alive because that's my go-to when I gotta recert and I'd prefer they perform compressions correctly above all else

# ? Oct 6, 2022 13:55

ChickenHeart: Nov 28, 2007; Take me at your own risk.; Kiss From a Hog

Project C

Just cave my chest in and get it over with, please

# ? Oct 6, 2022 14:05

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Everywhere at the end of time

# ? Oct 6, 2022 14:06

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Space Truckin' by Deep Purple

# ? Oct 6, 2022 14:10

Joakim Brecht: Aug 20, 2013

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdpMpfp-J_I

# ? Oct 6, 2022 14:16

END CHEMTRAILS NOW: Apr 16, 2005; Pillbug

Curb Your Enthusiasm theme song

# ? Oct 6, 2022 14:21

Buttchocks: Oct 21, 2020; No, I like my hat, thanks.

Take 5

# ? Oct 7, 2022 01:02

I. M. Gei: Jun 26, 2005; CHIEFS

BITCH

MEIN RAVEN posted:

The CPR class I took told me that Staying Alive is the ideal song to play in your head while giving CPR because it's the almost perfect beat. So that's my serious answer.

Fake answer? Nookie, duh.

This Is How We Do It is the exact same tempo too (104 bpm)

# ? Oct 7, 2022 01:44

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

I mean, easily Elton John - I�m still standing. Go full ironic millenial hipster, why not?

# ? Oct 7, 2022 01:45

Nyan Bread: Mar 17, 2006

I've been dead for over 24 hours from mysterious circumstances. My waterlogged body ends up washing up to a bank of the local drainage canal. A night shift worker is returning home after an uneventful shift and spots my clearly lifeless corpse bobbing in the shallow end. "Help!" he yells. "There's person here in need of urgent medical attention." After a brief moment of introspection, and a quick look around, he pulls put his phone and puts Andrew WK - Party Hard on repeat.

# ? Oct 7, 2022 01:58

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Aug 15, 2007; Smoke 'em if you gottem!; Dinosaur Gum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IslF_EyhMzg

# ? Oct 7, 2022 02:01

My Spirit Otter: Jun 15, 2006; CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

Lucky Guy posted:

4'33"

# ? Oct 7, 2022 02:22

Flowers for QAnon: May 20, 2019

Teach me how to dougie

# ? Oct 7, 2022 03:41

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Frankie Teardrop by Suicide

# ? Oct 7, 2022 04:13

SerSpook: Feb 13, 2012

stayin' alive is the classic for a reason

# ? Oct 7, 2022 05:23

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Nosferatu Man by Slint

# ? Oct 7, 2022 06:13

endlessmonotony: Nov 4, 2009; by Fritz the Horse

Come To Daddy by Aphex Twin.

Almost dying always takes so long, I want it over faster.

# ? Oct 7, 2022 06:29

Bifner McDoogle: Mar 31, 2006; "Life unworthy of life" (German: Lebensunwertes Leben) is a pragmatic liberal designation for the segments of the populace which they view as having no right to continue existing, due to the expense of extending them basic human dignity.

Underground Circus Jesus
Only because I'd prefer to die than deal with EMT and hospital bills again.

Staying Alive if it's someone else I care about tho. Song is a classic for a reason, and I want em staying alive.
Looking Good as Hell by Lizzo is also nice, but at 96 bpm it may be just a bit too slow.

# ? Oct 7, 2022 07:02