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Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.


Patreon:-

https://www.patreon.com/BeinIanpod

Youtube:-

https://www.youtube.com/c/BeinIanPod


*BLOWS ON A SHOFAR REALLY BADLY*



Ian Fidance is a self described "Brooklyn 8" but is easily one of the ugliest people on planet earth. Ian Started out as a side character of the cum town podcast, from his pratfalls, sexual misadventures and most importantly his legendary Slide Whistle, he was always the butt of jokes and japes, but one thing was for sure, where he goes, laughter and joy followed, his infectious laugh, his unfailing cheer, Ian is driven by an enthusiasm and love of life that can only come from the worst buried traumas a person can have.

Driven by a completely foundless and undeserved level of Confidence, Ian tried a takeover of the Cum Town Podcast Patreon after the split of that group, but was justly rebuffed. Undaunted, he started his own podcast, by which all rights should've been immediately a failure like most comedy podcasts to be added to the trash pile of his many, many pratfalls and mistakes in life.

But then, much like a David Attenborough BBC special of witnessing a slug turn into a butterfly, a miracle occured.

Not only has the podcast been spectacularly funny for Eleven Episodes so far, Ians life and friends is a never ending clown car of hilarious and funny people, each more damaged than the next with no signs of slowing down, he has also managed to get some real a list celebrities to come on to his pod, such as THE LUMINEERS to make his Theme song, like Lenny Dykstra to talk about loving his drama teacher, and Basement Carls adventures in being a literal lab rat for Pharmaceutical companies.

Most importantly, Ian introduced us all to Jordan Jensen.



Jordan Jensen can only be described as a Raccoon that was struck by lightning then given sentience, alot of americans pretend to be salt of the earth hillbilly rednecks, but Jordan is an actual real hillbilly, she hosed her stepbrother, has a lesbian mom, roasted a pig at her fathers funeral, is pretty sure her dad was murdered by his last wife, wants to gently caress Jafar from Aladdin, and was a carpenter before getting into comedy.

She is an incredible comedic talent, is insanely funny and is probably the best part of the podcast, her chemistry with Ian is gut wrenchingly hilarious.

Overall, this podcast despite being so new has immediately skyrocketed to being one of the funniest ones out there, here is a list of the standout episodes:-

https://youtu.be/Jj2G3UAs67Q

https://youtu.be/SzU7hJkjUW8

https://youtu.be/b8h95mvV_Mg

https://youtu.be/pYImOJPF3Qg

https://youtu.be/NVmKtg2KIiU

Other Amazing Ian vids:-

https://youtu.be/E9ksVZd_Ddw

https://youtu.be/FYVC-NSodTY

Podcast is available on all your favorite mediums.

Al-Saqr fucked around with this message at 16:35 on Oct 7, 2022

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Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

Head Bee Guy posted:

Thanks Saqr, i’m here to squash the beef

Consider it squashed!

:D :respek: :D

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
https://youtu.be/_BC8pH3qBDo

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
Jordan’s mom looks like an extremely handsome middle aged Scandinavian rock musician.

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
Jakes probably butthurt that he’s a failed comedian who wasn’t invited

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
YESS FINALLY THE DYSTOPIAN NIGHTMARE

https://youtu.be/ToCE1wxYO3U

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

slave to my cravings posted:

lol Mike’s kid is very cute

I'm Mike allowing his completely drenched child to chug his beer in the first five seconds of the video lol

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
Oh my god it's a Taser

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
Love it when my funny haha man turns into a rightwing monster.

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
Is ian a small man or is Jordan a large woman she looks physically larger than Ian is every time they sit next to each other

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
The bit on the latest episode with the british accents and jordans nightmare face made me die laughing.

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

moist turtleneck posted:

i dunno which ep it was but the one where they are wearing santa suits and jordan is super drunk or ill is not a great ep

Holy poo poo what are you talking about Ians mrs santa claus bit had me dying of laughter

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
Oh my god it's Cousin Sheri

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3ikvcFA6-U

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Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
Wow the entire Fidance family are all the same personality lol poor Jordan cant handle it.

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