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precision posted:See??? Nobody ever believes you. And mine is only like 6", barely above average! And yet, presumably because they're insecure, every other guy in the world feels the need to make a joke about how it's not even true If it’s 6 inches it better be a chode if you are walking around saying it’s big. 6 is normal. Possibly on the upper end, but not “big”. Kanye thread. Edit- This snipe brought to you by my average penis.
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My enormous hog is way to big and causes me to pass out when ever it becomes fully erect due to it needing so much blood. And I can't even use it. far to big for anyone. Only time I ever technically had sex was when I was swimming in the amazon and an anaconda mistook it for a mate. The doctors say it's causing me significant heart problems that will likely kill me within months. I'm like "well can I get penis reduction surgery then?" and they're all just like "lol no gently caress off, we're not going to destroy that masterpiece of a penis. It would be a crime against all that humanity stands for". Then they just took a whole bunch of photo's for "research purposes". Let my length, girthy, tale of sadness and woe be a lesson to you all!
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I am big, like a can of Pepsi
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dr_rat posted:My enormous hog is way to big and causes me to pass out when ever it becomes fully erect due to it needing so much blood. And I can't even use it. far to big for anyone. Only time I ever technically had sex was when I was swimming in the amazon and an anaconda mistook it for a mate. post hog pix
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I sadly have a tiny 7 inch micro-penis 
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Hunter Biden posted:If it’s 6 inches it better be a chode if you are walking around saying it’s big. 6 is normal. Possibly on the upper end, but not “big”. Lol, did you think you were in the Musk thread?! You are Hunter, ain't you. 'Sup, big man!
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syntaxfunction posted:I sadly have a tiny 7 inch micro-penis Don't be sad. Those are dog inches.
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syntaxfunction posted:I sadly have a tiny 7 inch micro-penis Same. e - Oh, I thought you said .7
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MrQwerty posted:post hog pix I legally can't. I sold the image rights of it to the Coca-Cola Company to pay for my colossal medical bills. Apparently they just wanted the rights so they could keep print outs of it in the safe where they keep the secrete coca cola recipe, just as like, you know, a good luck charm or something.
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Another Bill posted:R. Kelly was a child trafficking sex cult leader who deserves to rot in jail and I still think a lot of his music slaps. Kanye sucks OP, he always has. I deleted all the MP3's I had and threw away the CD I had by R. Kelly. If you think it still slaps: consider that he probably wrote it about a young girl.
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Trapped in the closet remains a piece of outsider art that the world deserves to know about.
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R Kelly is the reason aaliyah 's debut album is titled age ain't nothing but a number
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Hunter Biden posted:If it’s 6 inches it better be a chode if you are walking around saying it’s big. 6 is normal. Possibly on the upper end, but not “big”. Also lol at this. I have seen a lot of erect dicks in person and no, six inches isn''t normal. When it comes to dicks in person a 0.1 in difference is noticeable. The size difference in reality between 5.5 inches and 6 inches is pretty friggin big! Also self reported sizes are pretty poor indicators. Every person I've been with who has measured themselves at like 6+ inches was... not. https://theincidentaleconomist.com/wordpress/my-obligatory-post-on-penis-size/ There are so many actual studies done on this and yet the myth still perpetuates. If you're packing 6+ inches you are entering the "oh baby I am not gonna try taking that" territory.
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syntaxfunction posted:Also lol at this. I have seen a lot of erect dicks in person and no, six inches isn''t normal. When it comes to dicks in person a 0.1 in difference is noticeable. The size difference in reality between 5.5 inches and 6 inches is pretty friggin big! Also self reported sizes are pretty poor indicators. Every person I've been with who has measured themselves at like 6+ inches was... not. A graph, yes, but there's no scientific diagram of how to properly measure. I have my suspicions about this person's status as a professional dickologist.
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Closing this for the final time because with the lack of Kanye news the thread has become incredibly fail. Yall need to find God.
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https://www.nme.com/news/music/kanye-west-seemingly-confirms-yeezy-porn-following-rumours-of-adult-film-company-3750512 kanye is so freaking back baby
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wondering if beck has ever started a pornography venture? or is this yet another strike against the odelayer in the epic ye vs beck duel?
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:https://www.nme.com/news/music/kanye-west-seemingly-confirms-yeezy-porn-following-rumours-of-adult-film-company-3750512 I love Kanye's goofy fashion statements. It looks like he's wearing one of those plastic sauna suits. Also just lol that your dad's playboy made you show your employees porn and gently caress your girlfriend in front of a gondolier.
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broke broke phi broke we aint got it!
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ngl I actually have a lot of respect for people in adult entertainment, and the thought of Kanye being involved in it makes me want to gag
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:wondering if beck has ever started a pornography venture? or is this yet another strike against the odelayer in the epic ye vs beck duel? Didn't Beck once say in an interview that he was sexually abused while involved in scientology?
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I love the jacket that looks like it was fashioned from a trash bag that rules. God imagine having enough money to just be loving nuts with it and be fine. I can't say I *wouldn't* also do incredibly asinine poo poo with that much cash.
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Another Bill posted:R. Kelly was a child trafficking sex cult leader who deserves to rot in jail and I still think a lot of his music slaps. Kanye sucks OP, he always has. I must've been pretty high because I don't like R. Kelly's music and I don't remember writing this
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Another Bill posted:I must've been pretty high because I don't like R. Kelly's music and I don't remember writing this it was a different time. i forgive you
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Some of Kanye's music is alright. If I had heard Flashing Lights when it first came out it'd probably be one of my favorite songs today. Power is a little weird to listen to now given what we know about Kanye's...... opinions, even if it was fun jumping out of a plane to it in Saint's Row 3. R. Kelly sucks though. I listen to a SiriusXM station that still plays Ignition sometimes and I can't hear that song without thinking of the Chappelle's Show parody. I. M. Gei fucked around with this message at 03:48 on Apr 26, 2024 |
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Post ITT every time you remember that kanye started making a documentary about his meteoric rise to superstardom before anyone knew who he was
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:https://www.nme.com/news/music/kanye-west-seemingly-confirms-yeezy-porn-following-rumours-of-adult-film-company-3750512 who did yeezy ye gently caress
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PokeJoe posted:who did yeezy ye gently caress his fanbase
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:https://www.nme.com/news/music/kanye-west-seemingly-confirms-yeezy-porn-following-rumours-of-adult-film-company-3750512 quote:Posting on X/Twitter last night (April 24), the rapper shared a six-second clip that read “Yeezy Porn Is Cumming”, while a female voice appeared over the top, telling viewers to “go to yeezy.com.”
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