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I've been thinking of getting one for a long time, and i finally set up an appointment for it. i've made the decision to never have kids a long time ago so there's zero concern about me changing my mind about that particular issue. However, during my consult, the doctor did tell me that there is a low but not non-existence chance that i could develop chronic pain, which is definitely something i AM concerned about. i've already had a bunch of chronic pain issues, and i have no desire to add to the list, especially in that particular area.  for anyone who got one, did you experience any of this? are vasectomies pretty safe as far as this particular issue and i'm being worried for nothing?
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Oct 10, 2022 00:23
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not me. my cum works and i'm gonna use more of it.
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Oct 10, 2022 00:24
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I would recommend posting this topic on reddit.com
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Oct 10, 2022 00:25
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Just keep having kids. It's not illegal
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Oct 10, 2022 00:25
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I blast big beefy ropes op!!!
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Oct 10, 2022 00:29
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My vasectomy was a great decision, A+ would bust nuts into vaginas 24/7 again.
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Oct 10, 2022 00:37
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I have never regretted mine, it is one less huge thing you don't need to worry about, and I never had any bad side effects. Supposedly the odds are super low for complications.
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Oct 10, 2022 00:40
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Got mine last September. A trip report: - my urologist/surgeon practiced the Pillock method. Look that up for details, but it doesn't involve any burning. - procedure itself wasn't very painful. Little pinch at first, and I have to say, THE FEELING OF BEING PULLED FROM THE INSIDE IS UNSETTLING AND I'LL NEVER FORGET IT. Other than that, no issue. - my balls to about 2x the size for a little less than a week. - my first ejaculate had me super nervous because I desperately didn't want pain from it or to see blood. Neither occurred, super successful. - when I had to submit my sample, I went longer than I needed to without cumming beforehand (the recommend 2 days, I think I went 4). I inadvertently edged on the day, and holy gently caress, I was somehow sore from that for literally 2 weeks. Every ejaculation was followed by soreness. That's gone too, though I haven't bothered to edge. Test came back negative, btw. Successful vasectomy. Succectomy. - my right testicle seems a bit more sensitive to pain than the left, but it's minor. The kind of thing you only notice because you've spent your whole life up until that point with them and certain behaviour. YMMV. Oh, one final point, and it's very important: Listen and follow the doctor's instructions to the loving letter if you don't want to end up with painful or bloody ejaculations. They tell you to rest for however long, YOU REST. Don't lift anything. Don't do anything. Get a bag of frozen peas, put it on your junk, and RELAX. A urologist knows what they're doing; the variable for something going wrong exists with the patient not following precise instructions more so than it does with the doctor who's done this hundreds of times. Rupert Buttermilk fucked around with this message at 00:55 on Oct 10, 2022 |
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Oct 10, 2022 00:49
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:I blast big beefy ropes op!!! do you like model trains by any chance
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Oct 10, 2022 00:54
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Every weekend, op. I keep asking for more testicles so I can have more vasectomies.
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Oct 10, 2022 00:55
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I ended up getting the mega-sectomy. Experimental procedure where they transplant your prostate and balls with a baboon's. My last ejaculation took over 2 minutes and weighed in at 1.5 liters
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Oct 10, 2022 00:55
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Got mine last September. A trip report: So followup questions what did you use to nut first time post vasectomy.. My draft pick is the wonder women thread
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Oct 10, 2022 00:56
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people keep talking about vasectomies but what about resectomies
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Oct 10, 2022 00:57
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I recently had a Lil Nas X-tomy and it was pretty okay.
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Oct 10, 2022 01:00
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Yes.
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Oct 10, 2022 01:00
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I got one done in 2000, a few months before getting married. It was pretty painless - I had frozen peas, but never really needed them, or the T3s. Make sure you get two "all clear" spuzz tests in a row before you stop using condoms - this is a large reason why vasectomies sometimes "fail".
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Oct 10, 2022 01:00
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ther was a vas deferens
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Oct 10, 2022 01:03
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every time somebody gets a vasectomy they put all the leftover balls into me so now i have thousands of balls and im loving fertile as gently caress
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:So followup questions what did you use to nut first time post vasectomy.. Didn't need anything, as I had to wait days to do it in the first place. What wonder women thread?
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Oct 10, 2022 01:04
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Just chop the balls of my dude
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Oct 10, 2022 01:27
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I've had one for nearly 20 years. I'm really glad I got it.
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Oct 10, 2022 01:30
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Let me just say I was risky in my younger years with someone who convinced me she could not get pregnant. Cut to almost a decade later---she has two kids with wonky breasts and a husband.
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Oct 10, 2022 01:35
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Since they reversed roe v wade ^^^[By the way every single time I hear that it stops me up short still I think it never will not freak me out ever the rest of my life] I can't imagine being a guy not wanting kids and not getting it loving done immediately
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Oct 10, 2022 01:35
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Yeah, like 10 years ago this month. No biggie. Took Friday off, got it done that morning, watched cheesy horror movies all weekend with cold packs on my crotch, switched to briefs for a couple weeks.
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Oct 10, 2022 01:50
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Got one done while I was under for lithotripsy, sat on my couch for 2 days with frozen peas on my testicles, never felt even a little bit of post-op pain (well, not related to the vasectomy at least - Don't get kidney stones, folks). I do get occasional sensitivity though. It's not bad at all, just every few months there will be a day where I have to be a little gentle with them while showering. Don't really notice it doing anything else throughout the day, and it's better by the next day. It's not really pain, more like discomfort/pressure.
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Oct 10, 2022 01:51
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Had mine 6 years ago at age 41 after our 2nd child turned 1. 15 minutes, almost zero discomfort, spent Friday thru Sunday sitting in bed with frozen vegetables and movies. The best part was being waited on hand and foot by my wife who was super proud of my choice. No issues with ejaculate. Never had any pain, and my twig n berries look the same as they always have.
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Oct 10, 2022 01:57
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vasectomies were invented by the frozen pea industry to sell more frozen peas
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Oct 10, 2022 02:06
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heres the secret they dont want you to know: the vasectomy itself doesn't actually do anything. the secret is the frozen peas. if u put frozen peas on ur balls u become sterile. this truth was covered up by Big Pea in 1933 after a man with a very strange fetish discovered it
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Oct 10, 2022 02:06
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ew, gross, i wouldn't get one. i would rather have my partner have her abdomen opened up and her uterus modified or lifted out in some way. that seems much less barbaric.
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Oct 10, 2022 02:12
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Zeluth posted:Let me just say I was risky in my younger years with someone who convinced me she could not get pregnant. Cut to almost a decade later---she has two kids with wonky breasts and a husband. Why you looking at the kid’s wierd boobs?
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Oct 10, 2022 02:14
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Flowers for QAnon posted:Why you looking at the kid’s wierd boobs? it's not a sexual thing, they're just a medical curiosity
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Oct 10, 2022 02:18
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Bad Purchase posted:ew, gross, i wouldn't get one. i would rather have my partner have her abdomen opened up and her uterus modified or lifted out in some way. that seems much less barbaric.
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Oct 10, 2022 02:19
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carefully replacing each egg with one frozen pea, after which one completely harmless and infertile green pea is ovulated each cycle
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Oct 10, 2022 02:20
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I have full mental control over all my spermatozoa
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Oct 10, 2022 02:23
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I make them do Da' Dip
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Oct 10, 2022 02:25
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i've taught mine to "dab on 'em"
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Oct 10, 2022 02:26
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Did you know if you get your balls replaced, you get a voice of implant size? Some people out there choose something smaller than large.
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Oct 10, 2022 02:39
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hormonal birth control can suck so much poo poo, and the snip is so much easier in comparison to having one's abdominal muscles sliced so please get ze snip.
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Oct 10, 2022 02:41
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You selfish pricks could have given all that unused seed to me! BASTARDS!
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Almost time for the weekly kumite tournament in my balls.
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