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I just took a lot of estrogen and t-blockers.
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kntfkr posted:not me. my cum works and i'm gonna use more of it.
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kntfkr posted:not me. my cum works and i'm gonna use more of it.
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Probably the worst part of the whole ordeal is that at random times for like two or three weeks you'll just feel like you got kicked in the nuts. Other than that, it loving rules you can cum whenever you want without having kids.
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Grem posted:Other than that, it loving rules you can cum whenever you want without having kids. i can already do that 
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Squee posted:I have never regretted mine, it is one less huge thing you don't need to worry about, and I never had any bad side effects. Supposedly the odds are super low for complications. Rupert Buttermilk posted:Got mine last September. A trip report: thanks for the info. did you guys get the scalpel or non-scalpel version?
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syntaxfunction posted:I just took a lot of estrogen and t-blockers. Seems really extreme to be honest
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I know a guy that will have dull pain and lack of feeling in the area for the rest of his life. But it's really rare.
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My friends that got them after a couple kids had no issues.
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all jokes aside get snipped. you can get it reversed if you have a change of heart but chances are you won't and i've never met anybody who's regretted it
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Ehh.. there is no guarantee that they can get it working again. There's a reason they suggest you don't get it unless you're sure because you may be impotent for life. But if that's what you're looking for go for it. I also don't know anyone that regretted it except for numb guy that I guess had a nerve clipped by accident.
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Mr Interweb posted:thanks for the info. did you guys get the scalpel or non-scalpel version? I had mine about 12 years, my memory is scalpel, there was some burning smell? Mostly I remember the pain being like being slowly punched in the balls but without the endpoint pain? Then it's over. Follow all advice from doc and consider additional rest. I did as I was told and when I got back to work I walked about 1/4 mile to get food and was really tired at that point, like almost to nausea, I think because of the weakness in my core - I was in really good shape at this time. That went away a day or two later. Honestly it overall went fine, the procedure was very fast in spite of the doc having to reshave my balls.
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Wendigee posted:Seems really extreme to be honest I also got a great rear end, fat tits and don't hate my body. Not extreme enough imo
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I scheduled mine a couple days after the Roe reversal. There was already a multi-month wait list due to lots of people wanting them. Have another 2 months before mine is scheduled.
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"a vasectomy a day keeps the doctor at bay", that's what they say, op.
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Well that's very different than the person that wishes to be a man, but wants to spit infective loads. I'm sure you see the difference. Many people want to not have more kids. Not transition.
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my theory is that everyone who has gotten a vasectomy has the excruciating ball pain side effect, but most aren't willing to admit it because they don't want their friends to "clown on them"
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also be sure to remember that in the southern hemisphere, vasectomies work in reverse to what we're accustomed to.
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that's the same reason that you can never get someone pregnant if you gently caress exactly on the equator
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Wendigee posted:because you may be impotent for life. This isn't what happens.
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syntaxfunction posted:I also got a great rear end, fat tits and don't hate my body. Not extreme enough imo Seems like a pretty good trade to me
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if u slip the doctor like 50 bucks he'll put little flavor crystals in ur cumsack things so u have flavored cum
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Y'all don't normally ejaculate blood?!
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Having a vasectomy is cool and good.
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syntaxfunction posted:I also got a great rear end, fat tits and don't hate my body. Not extreme enough imo Sincere congrats! 
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Wendigee posted:but wants to spit infective loads
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i like nice words
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Wrong words sorry... Infertile, not impotent. it's not 100% reversible.. and I just meant no swimmers
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I have one, i keep it under my bed and take it out for special occasions to show it off to special people (if you know, you know)
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I've been wanting to get one for a long time but the possibility of chronic pain has dissuaded me. For you ball-havers who enjoy ball play, is that out of the question post-vasectomy?
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drat doctor wired the tubes all wrong so now every time i sneeze, cum flies out my nose, and every time i cum, snot and boogers shoot out of my weener
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Purchase and use a balldo, you’ll give yourself one eventually
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Spinz posted:Since they reversed roe v wade This is why I got mine, I'm getting married for the second time soon and our long term doesn't involve kids but a month after the Dobbs decision I was in the office getting the surgery. My follow up is in a few weeks. In conversation, the urologist was hugely supportive of the procedure - to him, hormonal BC was more invasive to women's biochemistry. At least one nurse had to ask "but how do your kids feel" (I don't have any). It's to be expected, I guess. Procedure was fine except for the part where something wasn't quite anesthetized right and it felt like a nail clipper, but I spoke up and they numbed me up more. poo poo happens. Recovery was fine. I may have gone back to heavy physical activity/exercise a little too quick after, but I got paranoid and backed off immediately. I have no real residual pains or aches and practically no surgical scar. 10/10 would recommend
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Got mine 18 years ago after we decided 2 kids was enough...not a big deal at all. Echoing the statement of FOLLOW YOUR DOCTOR"S INSTRUCTIONS! That means rest & no lifting. One testicle/vas deferens is a little more sensitive and can get a little sore on occasion. Don't worry about it.
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yes i got mine in march. no kids and dont want kids it is awesome the only regret is i didnt get it sooner
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i was also part of a small percentage of people where some jizz leaked into my nutsack or something? and there was a small mass that was painful to touch but otherwise easy to ignore and it went away in a few weeks
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I'm scheduled for November. My urologist said one of my vas deferens is extremely thick and recommended general anesthesia. Still looking for ways to work my meaty tube into conversations. My balls ached for 3 days after the inspection so I can't wait for the actual surgery ball ache.
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Genesplicer posted:I've had one for nearly 20 years. I'm really glad I got it. So are we. I don't need a vasectomy because I don't have sex!! 
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va sect to ME?!
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yo this poo poo sounds like FUN sign me up!!
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pass, I must spread my seed around to as many viable women as possible, as is my right and duty
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