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Junk posted:yo this poo poo sounds like FUN dont listen to those quack doctors, all you really need is a soldering iron, an x-acto knife, and a bottle of whiskey
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I go to a sperm bank every Wednesday where they inject a pint of semen into my balls to make me extra fecund
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there's lots of good youtube tutorials on how to DIY it
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you robbed a sperm bank
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Icochet posted:I go to a sperm bank every Wednesday where they inject a pint of semen into my balls to make me extra fecund What do you do with your piss since your balls are full?
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Oct 10, 2022 18:23
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*burst into the sperm bank* "EVERYBODY BE COOL! THIS IS A ROBBERY!"
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w4ddl3d33 posted:all jokes aside get snipped. you can get it reversed if you have a change of heart but chances are you won't and i've never met anybody who's regretted it Just as a heads up to anyone thinking "oh it can be reversed," I spoke with a Urologist a little over a year ago to get it done because I don't see myself ever wanting to be a father. He said the operation is considered sterilizing and it's not to be looked as a form of birth control. The reversal process is intense, costs tens of thousands of dollars your insurance won't cover, and a lot of the times it fails. Go into a vasectomy knowing that you probably won't be getting it undone.
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Oct 10, 2022 18:32
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instead of a surgical procedure, couldn't you just nut so many times per day that your body can't refill fast enough to get anyone pregnant?
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Oct 10, 2022 18:53
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sigher posted:Just as a heads up to anyone thinking "oh it can be reversed," I spoke with a Urologist a little over a year ago to get it done because I don't see myself ever wanting to be a father. He said the operation is considered sterilizing and it's not to be looked as a form of birth control. The reversal process is intense, costs tens of thousands of dollars your insurance won't cover, and a lot of the times it fails. Apparently they made a special version of a balldo combined with a juicer which overcomes this.
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Bad Purchase posted:instead of a surgical procedure, couldn't you just nut so many times per day that your body can't refill fast enough to get anyone pregnant? You need to make ballsack tea twice daily, the warm temperatures trick the ball factory workers into taking a summer vacation.
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Oct 10, 2022 19:31
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Wasn't there a easily reversible thing they're doing elsewhere in the world vasagel or whatever? https://bacandrology.biomedcentral.com/articles/10.1186/s12610-017-0048-9 I remember reading about it like 10 years ago how has it not panned out yet? If it's as easy and effective as it sounds, it should be done to every kid in high school (consensually). Reproduction is way better as opt in than opt out.
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Oct 10, 2022 19:48
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kntfkr posted:*burst into the sperm bank* "Any of you loving pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya!!" Sperm: *wiggle wiggle* 
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Oct 10, 2022 20:07
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zedprime posted:You need to make ballsack tea twice daily parlaying my vast gaming experience into real world benefits
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Oct 10, 2022 20:11
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Reckon there’s a few of ‘‘em out one one of the sheds
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neato burrito posted:My vasectomy was a great decision, A+ would bust nuts into vaginas 24/7 again. This Also got myself some Saxx boxers
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Oct 10, 2022 20:26
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I'm still dribbling and the Doctor who 2nd guessed I have a hernia will give me my colonoscopy has two secretaries. One for booking one for being at the front desk. I have been ghosted. Was I supposed to follow up? I will. Just odd. His spiel about new medical procedures and not to listen to the lawyers on tv about medical mesh and using robot technology was exhausting.
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:I blast big beefy ropes op!!!
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Oct 10, 2022 21:20
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I got a vasectomy when I was 23 when I realized how stupid I was
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Oct 10, 2022 21:27
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Got one about two years ago. I have occasional pain in my left nut, but nothing bad. Just a sharp pain lasting from an instant to a few seconds. Usually after I've been sitting with my legs in a weird position. Doc says my nuts are fine, and my wife hasn't gotten pregnant so  Make sure to get a vasectomy cake. We went with red velvet. 
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Oct 10, 2022 21:48
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its all nice on rice posted:Got one about two years ago. I have occasional pain in my left nut, but nothing bad. Just a sharp pain lasting from an instant to a few seconds. Usually after I've been sitting with my legs in a weird position. the real pecial day is eight weeks later tho
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ELTON JOHN posted:dont listen to those quack doctors, all you really need is a soldering iron, an x-acto knife, and a bottle of whiskey So you hit yourself in the balls with the bottle, really mash 'em, and what's the iron and knife for 
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Oct 10, 2022 22:01
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I wore a suit to my vasectomy, because if I was going to be impotent I might as well look impotent.
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The Fattest PI posted:Wasn't there a easily reversible thing they're doing elsewhere in the world vasagel or whatever? Dunno, but it's a god drat shame because I'd rather have my jizz clogged up and shooting blanks than date a girl who's body and emotions are going through hell because female birth control can be a loving nightmare.
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Within a couple weeks of our twins' birth, I got a vasectomy. Between getting two in one shot and the fact that my wife's reproductive system hates babies, we decided it was for the best. I got a vasectomy and she ended up with an ablation so the chance of pregnancy is very low. My only issue is that my balls have become super sensitive and not in a good way. Maybe in high school you had that day in PE where you got hit with a basketball in just the right spot or an acquaintance bag-tagged you and you ended up on the floor, red and trying not to vomit. I get that same sensation about 1-2 times a week from either my dipshit dog or one of the kids running into me, etc. The procedure was fairly quick. I had taken a Valium that they prescribed, walked in and went to the room. The doctor was great and he asked me, who came with you? I said my wife is out in the waiting room. He sent the nurse to go get her and my wife got a front row seat for the procedure next to the doctor. She works in radiology at a heart hospital scrubbing for caths and other procedures and loves all the blood and guts stuff and was having a grand ol'time asking medical questions, etc. I paid $0.67 out of pocket and I feel that it was a good deal for a lifetime of worry-free creampies not just in the back door, but now in the front as well.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:- procedure itself wasn't very painful. Little pinch at first, and I have to say, THE FEELING OF BEING PULLED FROM THE INSIDE IS UNSETTLING AND I'LL NEVER FORGET IT. Other than that, no issue. Yeah, feeling this tugging in your abdomen during the procedure was creepy as poo poo. My balls were sore on and off for a good six months afterwards but not to the point it was a real issue. Been fine since though.
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is there any preference between a scalpel and non-scalpel procedure? i heard the non-scalpel one heals more quickly and has less complications. though from what i understand, the concerns aren't from the incisions on the scrotum but the cutting of the vas deferens.
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I was afraid of having kids so I decided to become a ghost but then it turned out you can have ghost babies and now I have way too much ghost child support and haunting just don't pay like it used to.
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Alucard posted:I wore a suit to my vasectomy, because if I was going to be impotent I might as well look impotent. I wore a Guy Fieri-shirt for the exact same reason.
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syntaxfunction posted:I was afraid of having kids so I decided to become a ghost but then it turned out you can have ghost babies and now I have way too much ghost child support and haunting just don't pay like it used to. Another poor fool learns nothing from Ghost Dad
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I got one a couple of years ago from (no lie) Dr. Dick Chopp. Not much more to add to what other folks have said other than I think he probably fondled my balls more than necessary and I got a sweet rear end shirt from it: 
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Oct 11, 2022 00:47
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Now this is a guy who understands marketing.
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The doctor fondled my balls chopped their connections and gave me a shirt
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I did it two months ago--no-laser/no-scalpel. All the other guys complaining about having to hold frozen vegetables on their scrote are exaggerating. There was no pain or discomfort. I submitted a sample by mail and my doctor texted me the results!
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mlnhd posted:I did it two months ago--no-laser/no-scalpel. All the other guys complaining about having to hold frozen vegetables on their scrote are exaggerating. There was no pain or discomfort. I submitted a sample by mail and my doctor texted me the results! Eh, everyone's body is going to have a different reaction. It'll be more painful/uncomfortable for some people than others.
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Mr Interweb posted:However, during my consult, the doctor did tell me that there is a low but not non-existence chance that i could develop chronic pain, which is definitely something i AM concerned about. i've already had a bunch of chronic pain issues, and i have no desire to add to the list, especially in that particular area. I got mine in my late 20s. I have no idea what procedure he used, I just laid back and thought of England while he chatted with the nurse about sports or something. There was burning. Afterwards it was pretty uncomfortable and a bit painful for ~2 days, and I did end up having some mild pain in one nut for about 6-9 months afterward. But then it went away entirely and has been fine for the past ~8 years. I've never regretted it and I have even recommended the doc to two friends, who also ended up getting snipped by him. It's a good conversation piece.
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mlnhd posted:I did it two months ago--no-laser/no-scalpel. All the other guys complaining about having to hold frozen vegetables on their scrote are exaggerating. There was no pain or discomfort. I submitted a sample by mail and my doctor texted me the results! they sent you a picture in case you didn't believe them or something? how do you even know it's a picture of your cum and not someone else's?
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Just don’t do what I did and get a vasectomy and then jerk off 24 hours later to see if anything changed. I ended up with a third testicle for about a month although it eventually went away with some steroids and antibiotics. And my ejaculate was a weird gray color for a bit.
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Mine was great everyone should do it. No one who posts on this forum should be procreating.
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Ill Peripheral posted:Mine was great everyone should do it. No one who posts on this forum should be procreating. Why didn't you post this seven years ago????
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With that avatar?
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i like nice words