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I had one. Obamacare paid for it. I went into a hospital, said I want my wiring changed, they told me to come back in three days. I did, procedure took all of fifteen minutes. I got a little dizzy when I saw them pull this surprisingly thick white tube out of my balls and staple it. I was fuckin two days later (though I had bloody cum for about a month)
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Is it true that after you've had it ejaculation makes an eerie whisper sound and it tastes like tap water?
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Oct 14, 2022 18:46
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Icochet posted:Is it true that after you've had it ejaculation makes an eerie whisper sound and it tastes like tap water? more like a windy sigh through the autumn leaves, but yes on the tap water
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Oct 14, 2022 19:49
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I had a 2 hour drive after. Not the worst pain, but I’d say sitting for that long felt like when you sit down in jeans just the wrong way and half crush your balls. The feeing before pain really kicks in, that’s how I felt. Then I got home and my wife fed peanut butter to my younger for the first time, so it was off to the ER with a bad allergic reaction. He was fine, and once his breathing was better I got ice from the nurses for myself. That is not how I’d recommend spending that day of recovery though
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Oct 14, 2022 20:04
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credburn posted:I had one. Obamacare paid for it. All part of "THEIR" plan to sterilize the striaght white male race and depopulate the world so that the global elite can breed with the lizard people and take over to for a new world order.
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Oct 15, 2022 18:51
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wesleywillis posted:All part of "THEIR" plan to sterilize the striaght white male race and depopulate the world so that the global elite can breed with the lizard people and take over to for a new world order. Yeah but not pulling out is A+ Essentially  and 
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Oct 15, 2022 19:03
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Oct 15, 2022 20:16
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The 45 minute outpatient procedure took almost two hours due to my unnaturally thick True Scrotum and high tolerance to pain meds. Dude went through two scalpels, a nice set of surgical scissors, and an ampule of numbing shots to get it done. 6 shots to each testicle and I could still feel the pulling on my groin. Highly recommend A+
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Oct 15, 2022 20:39
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Oh look at ol'leatherbag over here bragging
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Oct 17, 2022 01:22
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Someone should have handed doc a katana
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Oct 17, 2022 01:35
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No pain from the procedure itself. Balls were nice and numbed up. But when they were clamping something my dick flopped out from wherever they stashed it and the doc accidentally clamped my dick. That sucked. Then I got an infection in one of the incisions. Antibiotics cleared it up within a day though.
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Oct 17, 2022 02:40
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My boys can swim!
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Oct 17, 2022 02:58
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Thesaurus posted:While this is true, it's only like ~$5k. About 100x more intense, tho I was told around $15K, so that's not that bad but still a lot.
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Oct 17, 2022 03:06
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Slugworth posted:Got one done while I was under for lithotripsy, sat on my couch for 2 days with frozen peas on my testicles, never felt even a little bit of post-op pain (well, not related to the vasectomy at least - Don't get kidney stones, folks). I'm reading this as you got a kidney stone(s) when you were healing from a vasectomy. If so, jesus christ  edit: spelling mom and dad fight a lot fucked around with this message at 13:28 on Oct 17, 2022 |
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Oct 17, 2022 13:21
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Kidney stones are stored in the balls, I thought vasectomy is supposed to take care of it
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Oct 17, 2022 15:44
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I got mine about a year ago. It was incredibly painful, and I wasn't fully numb on one side when he snipped it  I'll never do it again.
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Oct 17, 2022 17:03
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Nocheez posted:I got mine about a year ago. It was incredibly painful, and I wasn't fully numb on one side when he snipped it
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Oct 17, 2022 17:38
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My penis is a gateway to sorrow.
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Oct 17, 2022 22:03
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Try not to end up with a hidnenbag.
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Oct 17, 2022 22:09
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I demand non-vasectomy when I suck a dick because I like that crunch the sperm imparts.
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Oct 17, 2022 23:01
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When they did mine, instead of just cauterizing the cumtube, I asked that they actually just shunt it off the side through a little spermostomy hole. I can give you pure undiluted sperm
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Oct 18, 2022 01:59
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I’d just try to gently caress them stoma
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Oct 18, 2022 02:15
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Before I got mine, I asked a friend for advice or just how his went. He said that after he got his, the doctor told him to wait in the lobby for a few minutes. Some other guy that he sort of knew (small town) was there too, having just had the procedure as well. They got talking about the experience, and my friend said that he was really unsettled by the burning smell. Other guy went 'what? Hahaha, I didn't get any burning smell, I don't know what you're talking about', almost like a point of pride, like he was talking down to my friend. Cut to a year later and other dude is a dad now.
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Oct 18, 2022 11:08
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mom and dad fight a lot posted:I'm reading this as you got a kidney stone(s) when you were healing from a vasectomy. If so, jesus christ
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Oct 18, 2022 11:26
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Slugworth posted:Nah, the stones showed up a few days before my scheduled vasectomy. So they let me get it done while I was under anesthesia for the stone procedure. Silver linings and what-not. "Hey, while we're down there replacing the brake pads, could I get my winter tires put on?"
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Oct 18, 2022 12:20
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The Fattest PI posted:When they did mine, instead of just cauterizing the cumtube, I asked that they actually just shunt it off the side through a little spermostomy hole. You should put a little faucet and tap handle on that bad boy
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Oct 18, 2022 14:21
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Before I got mine, I asked a friend for advice or just how his went. He said that after he got his, the doctor told him to wait in the lobby for a few minutes. Some other guy that he sort of knew (small town) was there too, having just had the procedure as well. They got talking about the experience, and my friend said that he was really unsettled by the burning smell. Other guy went 'what? Hahaha, I didn't get any burning smell, I don't know what you're talking about', almost like a point of pride, like he was talking down to my friend. Wait, what are you saying that the doctor faked giving him a vasectomy or he went down there and then lied about it?
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Oct 18, 2022 15:52
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:Wait, what are you saying that the doctor faked giving him a vasectomy or he went down there and then lied about it? I have zero idea what the story means. I'm just telling it like my friend told it to me.
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Oct 18, 2022 16:41
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Malcolm: Do you take out the balls? Wu: We control the ducts. All sperms have to travel through the vas deferens. We deny them that. Malcolm: The kind of control you're attempting here is, uh, it's not possible. If there's one thing that the history of evolution has taught us, it's that life will not be contained. Life breaks free. Expands to new places and crashes through barriers. Painfully, perhaps even dangerously. But... uh well, there it is. Wu: What the gently caress are you talking about? Malcolm: Life, uh, finds a way And about an hour later doctor Grant sits under a tree, in shock, holding a baby
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Oct 18, 2022 17:07
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:Wait, what are you saying that the doctor faked giving him a vasectomy or he went down there and then lied about it?
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Oct 18, 2022 17:09
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zedprime posted:1 year later means dude was a dumbass and hosed before his tubes were certified clean. The rest of the story is just window dressing. I had one done this year. Cost $15 with insurance. The procedure was painless, just a fuzzy sensation as some things were inserted. Honestly blood donations leave me feeling way more queasy than that did. There was also a group of nurses going through training staring at my iodine soaked scrote the whole time. Was back to a normal routine 2 weeks later.
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Oct 18, 2022 17:34
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Oct 18, 2022 18:37
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zedprime posted:1 year later means dude was a dumbass and hosed before his tubes were certified clean. The rest of the story is just window dressing. There's a chance of them spontaneously reversing if the ends of the tubes end up reconnecting, but it's extremely uncommon. I got paranoid about it and asked the doctor to cut out more than usual and he said he was going to but I have no idea if he did. Either way it's worked just fine.
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Oct 18, 2022 20:30
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Lazyfire posted:There's a chance of them spontaneously reversing if the ends of the tubes end up reconnecting, but it's extremely uncommon. I got paranoid about it and asked the doctor to cut out more than usual and he said he was going to but I have no idea if he did. Either way it's worked just fine. lol my dad had two vasectomies and I have a brother still gonna get one
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Oct 18, 2022 20:32
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MrQwerty posted:lol my dad had two vasectomies and I have a brother Your brother look like the mailman?
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Oct 18, 2022 20:53
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Your brother look like the mailman? my mom almost beat a woman up for asking her that for the 18,700,304,400,204,566,232,123th time when she was walking my brother with me in a stroller, once, becuase he has curly brown hair and darker skin and I have straight blonde hair and lighter skin. The blue eyes and face from the dad are the giveaway, minus the nose. MrQwerty fucked around with this message at 20:58 on Oct 18, 2022 |
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Oct 18, 2022 20:55
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MrQwerty posted:lol my dad had two vasectomies and I have a brother VAXXECTOMIES DON'T WORK!!!
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Oct 19, 2022 00:46
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MrQwerty posted:lol my dad had two vasectomies and I have a brother If it is done right and you confirm it worked you are 100% safe. The reversal thing is almost next to impossible. Fun story: my dad also had a vasectomy after my youngest brother was born. he never told me that until I had mine because he was concerned my brothers and I would find out they were a thing before he got grandchildren. I have nieces from one brother, but I think I can convince the other to get sterilized because all of us have had different long term medical issues we would most likely pass to any children we inflict on the world.
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Just get your balls chopped off, orchiectomy rules* *may not apply to cisgender people
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