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mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
I have a few spare vasectomies, OP. How many were you looking for?

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Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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Me and all my budz. We're gay but we're also Jainists.

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
Bloodbourne was all about period blood so I hope Bloodborne 2 is about vasectomies and cummies

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


I need to get one, I've got two kids, the first just happened when both a coil and condoms failed, the second one was intentional but it didn't take long at all compared to the horror stories of people having to try for months to get pregnant. We kinda think if we're not insanely careful we'll end up with a third, particulary given the first one.

Not that it's a problem honestly, hormonal birth control makes my partner.......... Insane, it really upsets her anxiety. Getting my dick and balls chopped off is likely gonna be easier.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Drone_Fragger posted:

Getting my dick and balls chopped off is likely gonna be easier.

The vasectomy process is way less invasive now.

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

The vasectomy process is way less invasive now.

Always kinda assumed they just whacked everything on a guillotine and sliced it off.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
You're supposed to do it before you procreate, it's too late now

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang

Drone_Fragger posted:

Always kinda assumed they just whacked everything on a guillotine and sliced it off.

nowadays it's more like one of those cigar cutter rings

alternate option is that drill bit that twists the nuts off horses with no blood

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
What's wrong with a good swift kick in the balls?

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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Icochet posted:

What's wrong with a good swift kick in the balls?

Normally I have to pay for such a thing but if you're offering to do it for free I cannot pass up a deal like that.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

Normally I have to pay for such a thing but if you're offering to do it for free I cannot pass up a deal like that.

I do charge a small fee to cover shoe costs but it's still way cheaper than fancy surgery bullshit. Faster too

central dogma
Feb 25, 2012

Come to the Undead Settlement in the next 20 mins if u want an ash kicking
Yeah, when me and my buds stayed the night at each other's houses growing up, we'd give the first one to fall asleep a surprise vasectomy. I don't think I was ever the first, but maybe I don't remember 🤔

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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I just tell the surgeon to connect my cum tubes to my tear ducts.

god please help me
Jul 9, 2018
I LOVE GIVING MY TAX MONEY AND MY PERSONAL INCOME TO UKRAINE, SLAVA
if you get a vasectomy in the month of october the staff can make sure its extra spooky.

The Fattest PI
Mar 4, 2008

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

I just tell the surgeon to connect my cum tubes to my tear ducts.

Connect them into a circle

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

I just tell the surgeon to connect my cum tubes to my tear ducts.
They call that one "the tear jerker"

Cowslips Warren
Oct 29, 2005

What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?

Grimey Drawer
Dude I knew from work didn't want a vasectomy at all and insisted his wife get a hysterectomy instead. Because a doctor will totally do that to a healthy 30ish year old woman.

After a few years he got it, and now loves it.

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Icochet posted:

What's wrong with a good swift kick in the balls?

It isn't covered by most health insurance providers.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
blue cross blue balls does cover it though

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

i cut my dick and balls off entirely just to be on the safe side op

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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
i don't need a vasectomy cuz my pull out game is beyond reproach.

and the cost of daycare has killed my libido

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