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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > SNF 10/9 GDT: Bungles. Reagans. Fotbowl.
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Snowmankilla
Dec 6, 2000

True, true

Android Apocalypse posted:

Watch those extra 5 seconds on the play clock determine the game.
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Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




 Is that extra point good, though? Is it really?

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whos that broooown
Dec 10, 2009

2024 Comeback Poster of the Year

Tayter Swift posted:

also why are they making these taco bell adds stress how unpleasant an experience taco bell is

I mean pissing off loyal customers had kinda been their thing for the last 3 years

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Android Apocalypse posted:

Forever wondering why they don't have a top crossbar and make an actual goal.

Put another tiny set of goalposts on the top that are worth more points.

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
I decided to root for the bengos but I’ve forgotten why

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Jubs
Jul 11, 2006

Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

Android Apocalypse posted:

Forever wondering why they don't have a top crossbar and make an actual goal.

Like Arena Football?

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Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Cavauro posted:

harbaugh won't be questioned. all they have to do is get to like their own 48 yard line or some poo poo. automatic from 65

Cavauro I have big news about the Ravens offense

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The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

AndrewP posted:

I'm just hoping they can get it into FG range

An open question for sure. Still think Baltimore has a better shot to win given the situation.

On paper. I have no faith with the way the Ravens offense has played tonight. We've been so reliant on Lamar. When he's not hyper accurate and ripping off 15 yard runs, we have very limited offensive options.

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sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

 The goalposts extend straight up to Heaven itself and God is an NFL fan

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

 i believe in the baltimore ravens and always have

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

CapnAndy posted:

I decided to root for the bengos but I’ve forgotten why

Jo Burrow is your son.

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Not an extra point

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MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

The Puppy Bowl posted:

An open question for sure. Still think Baltimore has a better shot to win given the situation.

On paper. I have no faith with the way the Ravens offense has played tonight. We've been so reliant on Lamar. When he's not hyper accurate and ripping off 15 yard runs, we have very limited offensive options.

All you need is Andrews and Lamar

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

 extremely easy

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Quiet Feet posted:

Jo Burrow is your son.
oh heck

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Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

 Why the hell did they get the timeout back?

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Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

Is that extra point good, though? Is it really?

Felt like the rules guy was actively gaslighting viewers with his description of the reply lmao

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a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
What? Lol

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Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




 What the hell

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AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

 love that counter bash

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sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

 Let them score

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
CALL TIMEOUT BENGOS

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Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

 Powers with a huge block

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Snowmankilla
Dec 6, 2000

True, true

 ReFs hElPiNg ThE bEnGaLs.

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE
Illegal Hen
Wow giving the Ravens all the seconds.

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Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."
 take the timeout bengals

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sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

 Good game I hope everyone had fun

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whos that broooown
Dec 10, 2009

2024 Comeback Poster of the Year

The Puppy Bowl posted:

An open question for sure. Still think Baltimore has a better shot to win given the situation.

On paper. I have no faith with the way the Ravens offense has played tonight. We've been so reliant on Lamar. When he's not hyper accurate and ripping off 15 yard runs, we have very limited offensive options.

They should use dobbins more

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a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
Do the time burning cowardly thing the Bills did

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Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.
I'm just confused but Lamar did something cool so it's fine

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AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

 pls do not fumble

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Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




 well thats game

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Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

 o no bengos :ohdear:

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The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Snowmankilla posted:

ReFs hElPiNg ThE bEnGaLs.

I mean, yeah.

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really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

 Bengals bad so what

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MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

 The Bengos should lift the ball carrier over their heads and carry him into the end zone to save time

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The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

well thats game

It's definitely not. Lots of ways for this to go at this point.

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

 Tucker was expecting to have to kick that one from the cell phone lot at BWI so he's feelin' really good after that Lamar run.

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AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

 I actually want a TD if you don't mind

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SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
Bet the Bengals sure wish they had 3 more points!

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