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Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

Kawalimus posted:

Stanleys done. Thats a career

You can sign one washed Taylor Lewan next year if you want

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a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
Feeling like this is going to be a Flacco/Andy-era game that ends with nothing but field goals

E: caveat I'm an idiot

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/ca_dmv_bot/status/1579267672541302784

AS IN THE NUTS

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

The Puppy Bowl posted:

He's always been the been the back up's back up behind Mekari. Mekari just got hurt a few weeks back.


Faalele is huge but also incredibly raw.

I mean it's he that much worse than Mekari? Falaale got owned at the senior bowl but hey he might get better with reps

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Ches Neckbeard posted:

I mean it's he that much worse than Mekari? Falaale got owned at the senior bowl but hey he might get better with reps

He was surprisingly decent those games he's started but I think they kinda made it easier for him with the play calling

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
OK, so this game is gonna be like 4 FGs and go to the last minute.

lol...that third down.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

MoaM posted:

OK, so this game is gonna be like 4 FGs and go to the last minute

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Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Two juggernaut offenses led by two of the very best young quarterbacks in the League. Love2see it

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Burrow is gonna be ruined by the end of this season and the Cinci QB cycle will continue.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





PUNT

PUNT

PUNT

PUNT

PUNT

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
I like the part where they brought in an extra guy to block.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Burrow is gonna be ruined by the end of this season and the Cinci QB cycle will continue.

Andy Dalton is available for a trade.

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Ches Neckbeard posted:

I mean it's he that much worse than Mekari? Falaale got owned at the senior bowl but hey he might get better with reps

Faalele has played two games already. He's looked promising but also decently worse than Mekari.


Hayden Hurst has to have 80 pounds on Marcus Peters. Embarrassing how he got pushed out there.

Anytime anyone calls any team good at drafting I like to point out that everyone passed on Lamar, including the Ravens who took Hayden Hurst over him.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Burrow is gonna be ruined by the end of this season and the Cinci QB cycle will continue.

Bring back Jeff Blake

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

Faalele time

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

fartknocker posted:

Bring back Jeff Blake

Nah their next QB is gonna be some dude with a weird name like Gideon Bowlerson.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Watch this game end up being worse than Colts/Broncos.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Android Apocalypse posted:

Watch this game end up being worse than Colts/Broncos.

Yeah that’s not scientifically possible.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Android Apocalypse posted:

Watch this game end up being worse than Colts/Broncos.

Don't say things you can't take back.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Don't say things you can't take back.

More like don't promise things you can't deliver.

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Stanley is back, crisis averted

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Yeah that’s not scientifically possible.

Humanity couldn't engineer a worse game than that in a lab

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Bengals gotta unfuck theyselves

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
:lol: couldn't convert that 3rd & short.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

sweet thursday posted:

Bengals gotta unfuck deyselves

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
Think the announcers landed on it. Stanley hasn't played football basically for 2 years. They're splitting his snaps to help with the lower level conditioning he has to have at this point.

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Android Apocalypse posted:

:lol: couldn't convert that 3rd & short.

That was 2nd down.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

sweet thursday posted:

Bengals gotta unfuck theyselves

They already lost to cooper rush and the titty kisser this year

The bengals are rear end, should be an honorary afc south team

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

Freaquency posted:

Stanley is back, crisis averted

Faalele time delayed

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I lowkey love that if you turn off the sound to drug ads they could be for literally anything from chronic diarrhea to AIDS of the toe. It's always elderly vaguely middle class people doing things.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

You know, we coulf assemble a ranking of worst educational bit parts for actors. "Guy with AIDS" is bad, but definitely above "The pedophile"

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
#1 offensive weapon, Devin Duvernay. Just as we all expected.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
Harbaugh looking old

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Pimpcasso posted:

Harbaugh looking old

Time is a gently caress

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

That was probably Davis' best run this season including the preseason :lol:

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
Very excited to get Gus Edwards back and cut Mike Davis.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Barudak posted:

You know, we coulf assemble a ranking of worst educational bit parts for actors. "Guy with AIDS" is bad, but definitely above "The pedophile"

theres an actor in a stock picture that reductress uses all the time for their latest "area man is the worst man ever" joke posts that has posted about how much he regrets that shoot lmao

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

sweet thursday posted:

Bengals gotta unfuck theyselves

Cincinnati can't even unfuck they chili.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Mandrews do your thing baby

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MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
A TOUCHDOWN

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