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Machai

*hands AR15 to 2-year-old for Christmas photo*
Remember your trigger discipline.

# ? May 25, 2023 18:25

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# ? May 8, 2024 07:31

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

The sex cult I go to just hired an armed guard.

e:

His name is Tom Jones and he's armed with some kind of "sex bomb."

Prurient Squid fucked around with this message at 19:42 on May 25, 2023

# ? May 25, 2023 18:37

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

This is literally a game changer.

# ? Jun 5, 2023 10:30

Squirrels2Nuts: comedere nuces omni tempore

is it north, or south, or just american in general? like, from top to bottom? the entire continent? not sure how to generalise an entire continent? looking forward to joining in.

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# ? Jun 5, 2023 17:27

Machai

Squirrels2Nuts posted:

is it north, or south, or just american in general? like, from top to bottom? the entire continent? not sure how to generalise an entire continent? looking forward to joining in.

*spits in spitoon* You some sorta for'ner? 'Murica means 'Murica. The good ole U S of A. Land of the free and home of the AR-15.

# ? Jun 5, 2023 18:26

Saoshyant

Paying for a box of tictacs with my credit card.

^{awesome spring sig by RavenousScoot}

# ? Jun 5, 2023 19:11

Escape From Noise

Saoshyant posted:

Paying for a box of tictacs with my credit card.

This, but in Swedish.

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Jun 6, 2023 01:43

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Time to cruise - into turbodrive!

# ? Jun 7, 2023 13:26

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Olive Garden.

# ? Jun 26, 2023 13:16

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Prurient Squid posted:

Olive Garden.

Ugh, I'm cutting carbs, let's do Chili's.

# ? Jun 26, 2023 13:35

Escape From Noise

Randy Travesty posted:

Ugh, I'm cutting carbs, let's do Chili's.

I'm feeling more like TGI Friday's.

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Jun 26, 2023 15:47

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Escape From Noise posted:

I'm feeling more like TGI Friday's.

OOOOH, someone needs appys at happy, am I right ladies???

# ? Jun 26, 2023 16:17

Escape From Noise

Randy Travesty posted:

OOOOH, someone needs appys at happy, am I right ladies???

Or maybe we should eat good in the neighborhood IYKWIM

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Jun 26, 2023 16:30

Finger Prince

*goes on vacation for the first time in a decade to a foreign land*
Ooh look, they have a Hard Rock Cafe!

# ? Jun 26, 2023 18:05

Machai

Denny's is probably best for low carb because of all the bacon and eggs.

# ? Jun 26, 2023 18:13

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

He's the kid from The Room right?

# ? Jun 26, 2023 18:47

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Finger Prince posted:

*goes on vacation for the first time in a decade to a foreign land*
Ooh look, they have a Hard Rock Cafe!

# ? Jun 26, 2023 18:54

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

is this the thread for talking bleed american as well?

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Jun 26, 2023 19:52

more falafel please: forums poster

watho posted:

is this the thread for talking bleed american as well?

it's going to be eventually

it just takes some time

thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!

# ? Jun 26, 2023 19:53

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

Billa posted:

Yo yo yo give me ur guns and poo poo yo. Freedom and fireworks ahoy! Long live Texas!

Give UP my GUNS?!?!?!

# ? Jun 28, 2023 01:48

Gaylor Moon: Gender? I hardly know'er

Sorry, FACTS don't care about your FEELINGS

# ? Jun 28, 2023 02:12

Billa: The Emperor protects.

Snuff Melange posted:

Give UP my GUNS?!?!?!

But of course! We are mericans! We trade guns like kids trade baseball cards. So. Which guns do you have to trade.

# ? Jun 28, 2023 13:21

Snuff Melange: ______________

...some men,
you just can't reach.
______________

Give ya a Remington 870 for a Glock 17 and a tub of Grizzly

# ? Jun 28, 2023 21:08

Ass-penny

thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

# ? Jun 29, 2023 15:20

Saoshyant

rear end-penny posted:

All the important essentials, patriot :clint:

^{awesome spring sig by RavenousScoot}

# ? Jun 29, 2023 15:24

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

rear end-penny posted:

lmao

# ? Jun 29, 2023 18:47

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

rear end-penny posted:

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# ? Jun 29, 2023 19:16

Snuff Melange: ______________

...some men,
you just can't reach.
______________

attention: if you're gonna keep a gun and a beer in your sweatpants, either tighten your drawstring or tuck the bible in the waistband to keep them up! take it from me, partner

# ? Jun 30, 2023 23:12

caspergers

oh boy do i sure hate women

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# ? Jul 1, 2023 02:42

Gaylor Moon: Gender? I hardly know'er

anyway, let�s just roll back a minority group�s rights

:/

# ? Jul 1, 2023 04:46

Machai

Gaylor Moon posted:

anyway, let�s just roll back a minority group�s rights

:/

Don't forget that a lot of minority groups include women, so we can get two birds with one assault rifle 15

# ? Jul 1, 2023 12:20

Finger Prince

Machai posted:

Don't forget that a lot of minority groups include women, so we can get two birds with one assault rifle 15

*ArmaLite Rifle-15

# ? Jul 1, 2023 14:52

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Complimentary bread sticks.

# ? Jul 1, 2023 15:37

Snuff Melange: ______________

...some men,
you just can't reach.
______________

Gaylor Moon posted:

anyway, let�s just roll back a minority group�s rights

:/

as an American this seems like a normal and centrist thing to do to me, lets go ahead

# ? Jul 1, 2023 20:36

Machai

Finger Prince posted:

*ArmaLite Rifle-15

Well lad-di-dah look at mister fancy over here with his brand name guns. After Sleepy Joe used the illuminati to raise inflation, some of us can't afford more than a cheap knock-off murder machine.

# ? Jul 2, 2023 03:43

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Grilling.

# ? Jul 4, 2023 10:19

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# ? May 8, 2024 07:31

Ass-penny

Prurient Squid posted:

Grilling.

if you say grilling with a foot of snow on the ground, then you're talking Minnesotan

thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

# ? Jul 4, 2023 15:48

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