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she says I’m the most bombastic child she’s had |
# ? Oct 13, 2022 14:27 |
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# ? May 1, 2024 23:34 |
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<ruffles your hair> you sure are a rambunctious little guy
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# ? Oct 13, 2022 14:34 |
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*sniffs air* do you smell that? smells like vim
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# ? Oct 13, 2022 14:37 |
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My mom told me I'm a beautiful person today 😍 Only today tho |
# ? Oct 13, 2022 14:43 |
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my mom says i have the pep of a rabbit. if only i didn't have the spirit of a buck! haha mom died of lyme disease
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# ? Oct 13, 2022 15:13 |
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my mom said miracle whip stole its tangy zip from me like peter pan stitching the shadow of another to himself
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# ? Oct 13, 2022 15:17 |
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impressing everyone at the family reunion with my chutzpah
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# ? Oct 13, 2022 18:30 |
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mom says ive got higher elan levels than all the other boys put together and thats what makes me so boisterous |
# ? Oct 13, 2022 19:55 |
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my mom is finishing up the cake for my b-day party. things are about to get straight up roisterly around here
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# ? Oct 13, 2022 20:02 |
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mother thank you for the weighted blanket, but i must confess, my little pranks will continue
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# ? Oct 13, 2022 20:07 |
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Mom says I've got moxie! |
# ? Oct 13, 2022 21:31 |
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mum please stop telling the cashier at subway that i've got oomph he is paid minimum wage and just wants to go home
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# ? Oct 14, 2022 00:40 |
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mom says i got a gruff, no-nonsense attitude |
# ? Oct 14, 2022 01:10 |
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i can have a dog, if i show some chutzpah
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# ? Oct 14, 2022 01:10 |
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Heather Papps posted:i can have a dog, if i show some chutzpah MOM PROMISED
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# ? Oct 14, 2022 01:11 |
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mom says i got chivalry |
# ? Oct 14, 2022 01:13 |
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mama says i stomp gombas good |
# ? Oct 14, 2022 01:15 |
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my dad tells me i don't need a mom and anyone who tells me different is a monster
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# ? Oct 14, 2022 01:18 |
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Heather Papps posted:my dad tells me i don't need a mom and anyone who tells me different is a monster then he handed me a dagger that shone silver in the night
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# ? Oct 14, 2022 01:18 |
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Heather Papps posted:then he handed me a dagger that shone silver in the night everyone was daaancin' in the moon liiiiiiight |
# ? Oct 14, 2022 02:31 |
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Sherbert Hoover posted:my mom says i have the pep of a rabbit. if only i didn't have the spirit of a buck! haha That dark last line made me crack up for reasons I can't quite explain. lmao
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# ? Oct 14, 2022 02:47 |
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Mom says I get my can do attitude from my dad! |
# ? Oct 14, 2022 05:28 |
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Mom says I have so much brio, but Dad says I have too much braggadocio. I'm confused cuz I thought I had a dog...
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# ? Oct 14, 2022 09:22 |
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one time i had a tongue biopsy and the sutures came out, but the guy who repaired the sutures was hot and im sure he said something about bravado... but i was too focused on his cute eyes |
# ? Oct 14, 2022 10:52 |
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Oh maude, he was just so dreamy!!! |
# ? Oct 14, 2022 10:56 |
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go to your room and don’t come out til you regain that pizzazz
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# ? Oct 14, 2022 13:50 |
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Quickly spraying my room with two aerosols, one piss-scented and one vinegar-scented, when I hear my mom coming up the stairs |
# ? Oct 14, 2022 15:38 |
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awwwwwwww plucky ducky
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# ? Oct 14, 2022 15:46 |
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same, because she found this cd in my room and now shes mad because apparently im not allowed to listen to guttermouth
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# ? Oct 14, 2022 19:41 |
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Mom keeps saying I'm feisty but my dad says I need to work on my initiative. |
# ? Oct 15, 2022 01:19 |
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your mom said I'm fisty
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# ? Oct 15, 2022 01:24 |
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Nice hustle, sport! |
# ? Oct 15, 2022 13:59 |
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mom says my singing voice is like a susurration of angels, but when she asks for "a susurration of cinnamon" on her frappuccino she basically wants the barista to wave the shaker in the direction of the beverage
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# ? Oct 15, 2022 14:51 |
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my mother told her hairdresser that I’m the zippiest pickle in the jar
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# ? Oct 18, 2022 04:01 |
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nut is the crispiest little french fry in the bag
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# ? Oct 18, 2022 04:03 |
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the most affordable little iPhone screen protector on Amazon
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# ? Oct 18, 2022 04:06 |
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the cleanest toilet in the public restroom at Wendy’s
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# ? Oct 18, 2022 04:08 |
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vanisher posted:my mother told her hairdresser that I’m the zippiest pickle in the jar
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# ? Oct 18, 2022 15:01 |
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the emptiest post
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# ? Oct 18, 2022 15:01 |
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# ? May 1, 2024 23:34 |
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But are you as fit as a fiddle and as healthy as a horse, op? |
# ? Oct 18, 2022 15:31 |