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ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Because I have admitted to myself that I really kinda like jazz fusion

it's... well, I'm dealing with it. coming to terms. heavy

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

You picked the wrong icon for a ban me

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


pff I've already been banned to geriatricness or whatever is the right word

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

ReidRansom posted:

pff I've already been banned to geriatricness or whatever is the right word

Death I believe

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

I've also realized it here and there, not physically thankfully I am doing well in that regard, but I do play video games

God drat I don't really understand half the s*** people are saying anymore for slang

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


My dude, no one does

Also stop playing video games and get a wife. if you alredy have one stop playing video games and eat that pussy. if you already do both i guess just high five yourself and put on a jazz fusion record

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

pity reply

Ez8
Aug 5, 2004
Think of it this way OP: If you round up you're already dead.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I’m playing video games AND eating pussy at the same time. Let’s see those whippersnappers twitch that on their tok tok

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


ReidRansom posted:

My dude, no one does

Also stop playing video games and get a wife. if you alredy have one stop playing video games and eat that pussy. if you already do both i guess just high five yourself and put on a jazz fusion record

Jesus, Grandpa.

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

ReidRansom posted:

My dude, no one does

Also stop playing video games and get a wife. if you alredy have one stop playing video games and eat that pussy. if you already do both i guess just high five yourself and put on a jazz fusion record

I'm cute and financially stable so I can p much get away with the video game thing lol

I'd rather just date people than change my hobbies to get married to somebody that I couldn't do my hobbies with

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

the day I enjoy jazz fusion is the one I shoot myself

Jimlit
Jun 30, 2005



I'm sure my dad felt the same way when I yelled "IN MY VAGINA?" when he was talking about giant centipedes on a trip to the natural science museum.


but with like infinitely less context

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I'm gay

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
But not that old ;)

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Big Beef City posted:

the day I enjoy jazz fusion is the one I shoot myself

I bet you throughout the entire catalog there's at least one song you'd like

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
eating pussy or rocket league? ez choice imo

Beard Dandruff
May 10, 2017

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ReidRansom posted:

My dude, no one does

Also stop playing video games and get a wife. if you alredy have one stop playing video games and eat that pussy. if you already do both i guess just high five yourself and put on a jazz fusion record

gently caress you I'm dying alone.

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Beard Dandruff posted:

gently caress you I'm dying alone.

Lmao

Beard Dandruff
May 10, 2017

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I'm 37, and looking forward to being a weird old crank with lots of uncle energy.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
When you were chowing down on that second rate pussy I was beating marios

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

ReidRansom posted:

My dude, no one does

Also stop playing video games and get a wife. if you alredy have one stop playing video games and eat that pussy. if you already do both i guess just high five yourself and put on a jazz fusion record

Smashing my PS5 as my chin glistens with my wife’s sexual leavings all soundtracked to nonsensical plink plonk in 7/6 time

This, this is what it is to be a man

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Beard Dandruff posted:

I'm 37, and looking forward to being a weird old crank with lots of uncle energy.

You could probably put this on your tinder profile and do pretty well

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Beard Dandruff posted:

gently caress you I'm dying alone.

Like, currently?

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

That would be a pretty badass last post

Jimlit
Jun 30, 2005



It all makes sense when you realize that Cliff Yablonski was just an alpha for tiktok.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRYEWLv_1Es

The kids, forever and always, just want to dunk on mentally ill people.

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

I don't have tik tok either that probably makes me old

Tbf I don't use any social media except these types of shitposting venues

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
i'm young at heart!

*hip shatters into a million pieces*

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




my lower back tells me i’m old every day when i wakeup

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

Some jazz fusion is cool like when cafe tacvba did some covers of mexican standards as jazz fusion bossanova kinda stuff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGsA9dqCxMI

rekko
Jul 24, 2022

〜✧・♡・★〜🌟💗・♥・💗🌟〜★・♡・✧〜
❗スゴイ❗
Once you are 30 you are old. I don't know how old you are but probably that old

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
once you start having memories from "20 years ago" you can safely bring about the inevitable.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I prefer jizz fusion

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
Having kids pretty much ruined my "play video games" time

Jailbrekr
Apr 8, 2002
A TOWN LEVELED BY AN EXPLOSION? DOZENS LIKELY KILLED? OH GOD LET ME SEE THAT SWEET VIDEO OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING
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How old were you when you registered OP? I was 30.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

mom and dad fight a lot posted:

Having kids pretty much ruined my "play video games" time

Should have just eaten the puss instead of taking it the next level op

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


i'm annoyed by basically everything and my life is just a series of events chained together where I do everything I can to avoid other people, places and things

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

Yolomon Wayne posted:

once you start having memories from "20 years ago" you can safely bring about the inevitable.

all my fav pop punk albums turned 20 or 25 recently and it defo makes you feel old

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

Consider the fact that the Slim Shady album is 25 years old. Sometimes I think it's only like 10 years old but it's a grown adult's lifespan old now.

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Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

Tarkus posted:

Consider the fact that the Slim Shady album is 25 years old. Sometimes I think it's only like 10 years old but it's a grown adult's lifespan old now.

that reminds me of when i got the marshal mathers lp. i was on a holiday to florida from the uk with my family and i got some sweet rear end real JNCOs and a copy of MMLP on the same day and it owned.

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