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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

An all New-Jersey Super Bowl...

Subway Series Super Bowl?

Sure.

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Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Kalli posted:

Came up on a podcast, how the gently caress did the Dolphins lose this game? TEN 3 AND OUTS. TEN



When you’ve got #3 QB playing and you’re absolutely decimated on the OL you tend to not move the ball much. Miami did not move the ball much.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

An all New-Jersey Super Bowl...

Late addition to the halftime show:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UNMgENyMUo

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Amy Pole Her posted:

When you’ve got #3 QB playing and you’re absolutely decimated on the OL you tend to not move the ball much. Miami did not move the ball much.
458 total yards?

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Diva Cupcake posted:

458 total yards?

Okay fair fourth quarter was almost an entirely different game, but it taking 3 full quarters before he settled in and started producing

Zwabu
Aug 7, 2006

What is the, uh, official status and story of Tua and if and when he will play football again?

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
He’s coming back against Pittsburgh this week

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Zwabu posted:

What is the, uh, official status and story of Tua and if and when he will play football again?

He's almost totally fine nothing to worry about. Incredible toughness

https://twitter.com/CameronWolfe/status/1582118462096220160

BrownThunder
Oct 26, 2005

EXTEND BEN!
Forever and ever and ever

Ah we get to see him take his final concussion in primetime

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Ches Neckbeard posted:

He's almost totally fine nothing to worry about. Incredible toughness

https://twitter.com/CameronWolfe/status/1582118462096220160

His timeline is exactly the same as other players who have been knocked out with concussions. What’s your proposed timeline here?

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Amy Pole Her posted:

His timeline is exactly the same as other players who have been knocked out with concussions. What’s your proposed timeline here?

Is the dolphins medical team still the same people?

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Who do you think clears him under the new concussion protocols? The dolphins alone?

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man
One things for drat certain the dolphins have never erred and shall never do anything not as pure as driven snow and it's simply and plainly projection about your own dirty "team"'s moral failings and of course your personal misdeeds if you disagree

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
the dolphins are clearly assholes but pretending it’s a dolphins thing is missing the forest for the trees. What’s the timeline here that’s acceptable, since it’s being implied he’s being rushed back?

Regardless I’m happy the kids in discord have a new subject for the day.

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY
it’s ok. you can be very brain hurt and still be a functional member of society, or even of a football team. Follow your dreams oomfie

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

a patagonian cavy posted:

it’s ok. you can be very brain hurt and still be a functional member of society, or even of a football team. Follow your dreams oomfie

Hell you can apparently even run for the senate in Georgia

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY
go dawgs

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Is the dolphins medical team still the same people?
You do realize the Dolphins sent him for additional testing by neutral third parties and he got a green light from them, right?

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

Kalli posted:

Came up on a podcast, how the gently caress did the Dolphins lose this game? TEN 3 AND OUTS. TEN


Both teams were pretty bad, but those two turnovers in the 4th were devastating.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
I apologize for besmirching the honor of the team that misdiagnosed Tua to begin with, tried to bribe it's previous coach to lose and was caught up in a tampering scandal all within the past 12 months

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
There is only one morally correct team in the NFL, and it is the New York Giants.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Mega64 posted:

There is only one morally correct team in the NFL, and it is the New York Giants.

Every Giants fan believes literally this.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

mcmagic posted:

Every Giants fan believes literally this.

The football team is only the 3rd worst jet to happen to the city.

Giants fans can't say the same.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Ches Neckbeard posted:

I apologize for besmirching the honor of the team that misdiagnosed Tua to begin with, tried to bribe it's previous coach to lose and was caught up in a tampering scandal all within the past 12 months

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Ches Neckbeard posted:

I apologize for besmirching the honor of the team that misdiagnosed Tua to begin with, tried to bribe it's previous coach to lose and was caught up in a tampering scandal all within the past 12 months

Do you think Tua is being rushed back? If so, how long do you think he should sit?

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Are we already assuming the third party docs that cleared Tua this time are simply doing what the NFL says or? Im not really understanding your argument here Che besides "MIAMI BAD LOL" which is a fair argument in most cases but with regards to Tua I'm just genuinely not sure what else you think they should do outisde of keep him out of the game because his long term health will be impacted by all this abuse but then it's simply "football vs no football" for everyone

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Ches Neckbeard posted:

I apologize for besmirching the honor of the team that misdiagnosed Tua to begin with, tried to bribe it's previous coach to lose and was caught up in a tampering scandal all within the past 12 months
Please quote the posts that claim you besmirched the honor of the Dolphins.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
I claimed it and will not stop without a formal apology

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
I think Tua should be put in a giant plastic bubble before he's allowed to play again IMO

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Wheeled around in a Plexiglass case imo

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY
it’s ok folks. the third party doctors said it was ok. it’s ok. it’s ok

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Ches Neckbeard posted:

I apologize for besmirching the honor of the team that misdiagnosed Tua to begin with, tried to bribe it's previous coach to lose and was caught up in a tampering scandal all within the past 12 months

…aren’t you a Browns fan? Real throwing stones in glass houses vibe here

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Freaquency posted:

…aren’t you a Browns fan? Real throwing stones in glass houses vibe here

Dropped them like Njoku does a pass. All I could do was lol at them last season.

Never got weirdly defensive about accusations of them being poo poo either.

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."
finger pointing aside, i dont think tua should play this week. i worry for that kids brain and i dont want to watch him take increasingly worse brain damage

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Amy Pole Her posted:

Are we already assuming the third party docs that cleared Tua this time are simply doing what the NFL says or? Im not really understanding your argument here Che besides "MIAMI BAD LOL" which is a fair argument in most cases but with regards to Tua I'm just genuinely not sure what else you think they should do outisde of keep him out of the game because his long term health will be impacted by all this abuse but then it's simply "football vs no football" for everyone

I'm not saying it's right or wrong, but someone pointed out that in boxing (boxing!) when a guy goes down like that he's probably not getting a license to fight in most states for at least 6 months and that kinda struck me as...very ironically amusing I suppose.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Never got weirdly defensive about accusations of them being poo poo either.
I'm still looking for who did.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Grittybeard posted:

I'm not saying it's right or wrong, but someone pointed out that in boxing (boxing!) when a guy goes down like that he's probably not getting a license to fight in most states for at least 6 months and that kinda struck me as...very ironically amusing I suppose.

Ironically that's been me that's marveled over how mma and boxing are both more serious about concussions.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

just my opinion

BrownThunder
Oct 26, 2005

EXTEND BEN!
Forever and ever and ever

Freaquency posted:

…aren’t you a Browns fan? Real throwing stones in glass houses vibe here

This part may shock many people here but you’re allowed to call what another team does lovely while your own team is also lovely.

More than 1 thing can be true at once

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

the teams have different values.

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