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16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

the n64 has no games

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That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020
UlTRA 64 is a cheap, worthless, peice of poo poo
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The Ultra 64 is a big conspiracy. The representatives at Nintendo don't
know what they are talking about and furthermore they do not think that
the Ultra64 is good at all. My friend is the manager at one of the EB and
said that the Nintendo 64 will flop. He gets this newspaper that lists
all the costs of production to final net pay.
He said that a cartridge costs $30 to make and when you finish with all
the labor and shipping the total comes out to about $50. The retailer
must make a 100% and that's when the cost of the games will be going up.
It's rumored that the Ultra games will cost from 70 to 180 dollars. This
is not a false statement I have been getting word from manufacturers that
the Killer Instinct game will cost around $140
and that controllers aren't sturdy at all. Further more I am in the
process of proving that Nintendo produced better systems for game magazine
editors and retail owners so that they give the system a very outstanding
rating. I believe that
people aren't going to go out to stores and spending $150 on a game. I
have also heard that the price of Saturn and Playstation is going down to
$100. While the prices of Ultra games will be going up the prices of
Saturn and Playstation games will be going down to the market breaking
price of $30-$50. This will cause Nintendo some serious convincing to the
consumer. I have been getting word from Midway that Nintendo programmers
aren't dong very good jobs in translating the games into the Ultra
platform. If you want to enjoy only two games a month then get the ultra
but if you want a larger selection and more accesories then go for Saturn
or Playstation.

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo
Further more I am in the process of proving that Nintendo produced better systems for game magazine editors and retail owners so that they give the system a very outstanding rating.

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Sub-Actuality
Apr 17, 2007


lol

 




Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009


Lmfao :smith:

Sub-Actuality
Apr 17, 2007


we didn’t listen…

 




goferchan
Feb 8, 2004

It's 2006. I am taking 276 yeti furs from the goodies hoard.
Mario is NOT a 3-D game (2d trees),

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011


drat

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020
The Playstation is true gaming bliss. It has the most well crafted
games in history - and truly is in the lead sales wise. Anybody
who has a Playstation has their marbles all present and correct
That is assuming they didn't mess up and get a N64 or Sucktern.
Anyway, - with gems like Crash Bandicoot (best platformer of all time)
Die Hard Trilogy (Better than any other version and out first) - Wipeout 2097
(Best racing game of all time) and future games like Crash Bandicoot 2
(Set to destroy Mario 64 and Nights) - Porche Challenge (The best looking
car game EVER to grace a home console) - Blade Edge (souls edge - gorgious
N64 and Sucktern beating graphics and gameplay!) - who can deny
the N64 and Saturn just plain blow it loud with huge
meaty smelly chuncks in comparison (and without) to the PS!

LONG LIVE SONY AND THEIR MASTERFULL
CREATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


BTW - gently caress YOY!

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020
GAME-MAD DAD 'KILLED BABY'
Twin son 'dead under GameCube fan dad'
By Aidan Mcgurran

A WEEPING mother told yesterday how she found one of her twin baby sons
lying dead on a sofa under her computer-mad boyfriend.

Zoe O'Leary, 18, spotted the leg of four-month Byron poking out from beneath
sleeping James Tuffs who was said to become enraged if interrupted while
playing on his Nintendo GameCube.

She said: "James was lying on him. I started shaking and screaming at him to
move. He got up and picked up Byron. I said 'Oh my God you've killed my
baby'."

Byron had a fractured skull and two fractured ribs. His brother Tyrese - who
was sleeping on the floor - had fractures to his skull, ribs arm and legs.
Dad Tuffs, 21, denies manslaughter and cruelty.
Prosecutor Oliver Sells said there was no cause of death for Byron.

But he dismissed Tuffs' claim that the baby suffocated when he fell asleep
on top of him, saying: "These serious and extensive injuries were caused by
this defendant who must have operated a persistent regime of cruelty."

Tuffs cared for Byron and Tyrese downstairs while Zoe looked after their
daughter, Aaliyah, now two, upstairs, Norwich crown court heard.

But he was accused of preferring computer games to his children.

The twins, it was claimed, would regularly fall asleep on the sofa while
Tuffs played into the early hours.

Mr Sells said: "You will hear something about his moods - irritable if his
games were interrupted, on occasion shouting. He would rather play on the
computer than anything else.

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

That Little Demon posted:

GAME-MAD DAD 'KILLED BABY'
Twin son 'dead under GameCube fan dad'
By Aidan Mcgurran

A WEEPING mother told yesterday how she found one of her twin baby sons
lying dead on a sofa under her computer-mad boyfriend.

Zoe O'Leary, 18, spotted the leg of four-month Byron poking out from beneath
sleeping James Tuffs who was said to become enraged if interrupted while
playing on his Nintendo GameCube.

She said: "James was lying on him. I started shaking and screaming at him to
move. He got up and picked up Byron. I said 'Oh my God you've killed my
baby'."

Byron had a fractured skull and two fractured ribs. His brother Tyrese - who
was sleeping on the floor - had fractures to his skull, ribs arm and legs.
Dad Tuffs, 21, denies manslaughter and cruelty.
Prosecutor Oliver Sells said there was no cause of death for Byron.

But he dismissed Tuffs' claim that the baby suffocated when he fell asleep
on top of him, saying: "These serious and extensive injuries were caused by
this defendant who must have operated a persistent regime of cruelty."

Tuffs cared for Byron and Tyrese downstairs while Zoe looked after their
daughter, Aaliyah, now two, upstairs, Norwich crown court heard.

But he was accused of preferring computer games to his children.

The twins, it was claimed, would regularly fall asleep on the sofa while
Tuffs played into the early hours.

Mr Sells said: "You will hear something about his moods - irritable if his
games were interrupted, on occasion shouting. He would rather play on the
computer than anything else.

:staredog:

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo


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by sebmojo
Awhile back, someone mentioned something about a programmer's secret in the
old Atari2600 game Yar's Revenge. Could somebody please E-mail me how to do
the secret? Plus any other tricks there might happen to be in any other
games (aside from Adventure :). I've decided to rake out the 75 games I have
and crank 'em up... ah, nostalgia!
BTW: Did you ever notice that, if a given game is really popular, people are
eventually going to find interesting bugs in it (a la SF2, with Guile's
neat tricks :)...? Well, when Pac Man was popular on the 2600, I found
a keen little bug that I never hear people talk about...

Enter the up-down tunnel. Often, it takes a few seconds before you appear
on the other side. Anyways, while you're in "limbo", rapidly move up and
down on the joystick several times, and when you stop, end up moving down.
EG: up-down-up-down-up-down-up-down-up-DOWN (for those who didn't catch
what I meant :). If you see yourself leave the tunnel during the time you
do this, you'll have to start over 'cause it won't work.
Now, if you did it correctly (and it takes practice), when you appear
at the top of the screen, rather than coming out of the tunnel, you appear
to "fold" your way onto the screen, and it looks strange. Here's the neat
part. At this point, when you move down, you go THROUGH THE BLOCKS in the
center of the screen. You can only move up and down, though. Once you go
back through the tunnel, it goes back to normal. Cool trick, eh?

Now I'm going to talk about some tricks that are not only dangerous to your
Atari hardware and cartridges, but they require that you use the original
2600 (not the small, black one).
All of the following tricks are performed by turning the 2600 unit off
and back on, with very little pause between (which is a no-no, but we were
using someone else's 2600 :). Again, it takes a few tries (often, a LOT
of tries) but it eventually works. Curiously, I have found that almost
EVERY game has some really odd but interestingly helpful malfunction when
you do it. But I only remember a few of the interesting ones.

Asteroids: Having performed the no-no successfully, you'll begin playing
the game, only the asteroids are all white, and they all come at you from
the right side of the screen. You can simply sit there pressing "fire"
until you faint, and the asteroids will never reach you.

Pitfall II: If you do it right, the first thing you see is graphic puke.
Moving around a bit, you discover that the cart started you on the floor
where Quickclaw was at! (Normally, you have to go through some rather
severe pains to reach him). Incidentally, this is the only way I ever
actually beat the game :).

That's about all I can remember... One question: Some people out there,
please tell us what YOU think the most obscure 2600 game was. I have
a lot of REALLY obscure ones, but I'm mostly surprised at how few
Frogger II games I've seen other people in ownership of. Anyone else?
(no need to mention games that were never released)

Finally, when is someone going to come out with a 2600-emulator? The
Amiga could handle it (the 2600 uses copperlists similar to the Amiga,
and consequentially it can display more colors than the NES and has a
larger pallete), so why doesn't it? :) We've got our Gameboy emulator...
(not really ;).

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That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020

lmfao

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014


lol

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American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo
Someone at VICE needs to track down stinky and Blig Merk and do a where are they now retrospective piece.

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barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

American McGay posted:

Someone at VICE needs to track down stinky and Blig Merk and do a where are they now retrospective piece.

was thinking this after reading the ps3 group. also lol'd at jonah falcon being a frequent poster


That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020

Sub-Actuality
Apr 17, 2007


lol

 




Sub-Actuality
Apr 17, 2007

they only know one note but they play the hell out of it

 




That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020
20 years ago, someone predicted amiibos

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020
Dudester however has a differing opinion

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Mar 25, 2011

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Aug 23, 2009

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Mar 25, 2011

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

gaycube

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

That Little Demon posted:

20 years ago, someone predicted amiibos




That Little Demon posted:

Dudester however has a differing opinion




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insane anime
Aug 5, 2018

dont goldmine yet im only on page 2 lol

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That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020
lol bro enjoy

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

this thread kicks rear end lmfao

insane anime
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this must be my dad. trying to contact Mr. Franks for a DNA test

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Wormskull posted:

I started reading this to that Sugar Ray song and got pissed. If you say CD tray and add all day to the end it works. Well done Pablo.

cheers

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That Little Demon posted:

Better Bodies, Better Heads, and Strip For Me. Success!
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Many thanks to those who helped me get these three mods onto my
computer and working! They work well, and I have now started one game
for as many female nudist NPCs that have removable clothes, and one
game I play in front of my wife/sister/daughter.
The "straight" game will have just a few nudists. Helviane Desele
completely naked instead of merely topless is not out of place in her
Suran club of naked dancers, Earthly Delights. Next, I'll see if the
two purchasible female slaves in Tel Aruhn will remove their one
remaining garment.

In my as-many-nudes-as-possible game, for playing when I'm alone, I
might use the "Command Humanoid" spell to get all the naked girls to
follow me down to the basement of the Fighter's Guild in Balmora, and
keep that room as my harem. I just hope the computer doesn't melt when
I'm down there, because they're all so hot.

Doug

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