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American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo
:hai:

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American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo

That Little Demon posted:

holme...@iscsvax.uni.edu
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Mar 8, 1993, 3:17:05 AM
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I'm posting this just because some might find this humorous.
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FLAME PROOFER (Guarenteed fireproof)
I was the guy that started the whole Girlfiend and Nintendo thingy about a
month. My girfiend in her college writing class did her thesis paper on the
negative effects of home game systems. It was pretty well documented but found
the paper overall, humorous from my point. Especially because she used me as a
short case study. I like video games a lot but only can play 5-10 hours a
week due to a busy scedual. I'd like to play more but can't because of school
and a job. The reason she used me is because I get so much into the game, ie.
I get really mad if I lose or I get such gradification if I win.

-Brando

PS this post is impervious to Flames because of the flame proofer. :)
We have to go back.

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American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo
Accessories: VCR??
Pixels: don’t know
Software: none
Price: $700

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American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo
This.

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American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo

That Little Demon posted:

david r watters
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Aug 2, 1991, 3:38:47 PM
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In article <k9hqvd...@matt.ksu.ksu.edu> bre...@matt.ksu.ksu.edu (Brett Watson) writes:
> NOTE: I just read in Electronic Gaming Monthly today that
>the release date for Bonk's Revenge is NOW. Can anyone confirm
>this? I was expecting to have to wait until x-mas.

The store I frequent got a bunch of copies of the PC-Engine version.
The graphics look good, and it is fairly large.

They have changed the way Bonk acts while spinning in the air. He now spins
in spurts so you can tell if he is upside down or not. This is good for
doing spinning head dives, but doesn have that smooth, speedy feeling of the
previous motion.
In the Pc-Engine version, when Bonk eats the first piece of meat het turns into
a fag and starts blowing kisses that turn the enemy into stone, just as
flipping in the air and landing head first on the ground did in the first
version. I wonder if this will be changed for the US version as were
the farts comming from the Japenes versions of J.J. and Jeff.
When he eats the second piece of meat, his head swells and developes two
bulges that make him look like the red "head" monster in a couple
Buggs Bunny flicks, the interesting monster who needed an interesting hairdoo.
Steam and fire shoot out of these buldges at first and from then on Bonk
glows.

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American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo

That Little Demon posted:

Sam Miller
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Jul 30, 1996, 3:00:00 AM
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I guess you really wanted to get flamed, why don't you just go post this
message to an advocacy newsgroup, or is that over your head?

Did you know the fastest PC in the world is a mac? The PowerTower Pro 225
by PowerComputing. It's faster than any Pentium Pro or Pentium.

Also, Marathon is not a doom clone. It didn't use the doom engine, the
rendering code was stricktly written in assembly code, so it's wicked
fast. Faster than any gay pc game I've seen. I bet you can't get 28 fps,
full screen high res with ambient sounds and 4 sounds channels when you
play a pc game.
Lmao

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American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo
Excuse me while I lube my cock and balls and jack off my crotchable area to gay porn! Wow!

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American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

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American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo
Wtf did Bligmerk ever do to you??

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American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JirgSBsf3nI

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American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

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The BBS version of the IZGC trophy case.

* 1 “Red Koopa Shell Award” (from Kwarlord, for my godly knowledge of Super Mario trivia)

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American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo
Bligmerk vs stinky/teemoney is a battle for the ages.

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American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo
Michael Pube

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American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

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Further more I am in the process of proving that Nintendo produced better systems for game magazine editors and retail owners so that they give the system a very outstanding rating.

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American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

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American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

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Awhile back, someone mentioned something about a programmer's secret in the
old Atari2600 game Yar's Revenge. Could somebody please E-mail me how to do
the secret? Plus any other tricks there might happen to be in any other
games (aside from Adventure :). I've decided to rake out the 75 games I have
and crank 'em up... ah, nostalgia!
BTW: Did you ever notice that, if a given game is really popular, people are
eventually going to find interesting bugs in it (a la SF2, with Guile's
neat tricks :)...? Well, when Pac Man was popular on the 2600, I found
a keen little bug that I never hear people talk about...

Enter the up-down tunnel. Often, it takes a few seconds before you appear
on the other side. Anyways, while you're in "limbo", rapidly move up and
down on the joystick several times, and when you stop, end up moving down.
EG: up-down-up-down-up-down-up-down-up-DOWN (for those who didn't catch
what I meant :). If you see yourself leave the tunnel during the time you
do this, you'll have to start over 'cause it won't work.
Now, if you did it correctly (and it takes practice), when you appear
at the top of the screen, rather than coming out of the tunnel, you appear
to "fold" your way onto the screen, and it looks strange. Here's the neat
part. At this point, when you move down, you go THROUGH THE BLOCKS in the
center of the screen. You can only move up and down, though. Once you go
back through the tunnel, it goes back to normal. Cool trick, eh?

Now I'm going to talk about some tricks that are not only dangerous to your
Atari hardware and cartridges, but they require that you use the original
2600 (not the small, black one).
All of the following tricks are performed by turning the 2600 unit off
and back on, with very little pause between (which is a no-no, but we were
using someone else's 2600 :). Again, it takes a few tries (often, a LOT
of tries) but it eventually works. Curiously, I have found that almost
EVERY game has some really odd but interestingly helpful malfunction when
you do it. But I only remember a few of the interesting ones.

Asteroids: Having performed the no-no successfully, you'll begin playing
the game, only the asteroids are all white, and they all come at you from
the right side of the screen. You can simply sit there pressing "fire"
until you faint, and the asteroids will never reach you.

Pitfall II: If you do it right, the first thing you see is graphic puke.
Moving around a bit, you discover that the cart started you on the floor
where Quickclaw was at! (Normally, you have to go through some rather
severe pains to reach him). Incidentally, this is the only way I ever
actually beat the game :).

That's about all I can remember... One question: Some people out there,
please tell us what YOU think the most obscure 2600 game was. I have
a lot of REALLY obscure ones, but I'm mostly surprised at how few
Frogger II games I've seen other people in ownership of. Anyone else?
(no need to mention games that were never released)

Finally, when is someone going to come out with a 2600-emulator? The
Amiga could handle it (the 2600 uses copperlists similar to the Amiga,
and consequentially it can display more colors than the NES and has a
larger pallete), so why doesn't it? :) We've got our Gameboy emulator...
(not really ;).

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American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo
Someone at VICE needs to track down stinky and Blig Merk and do a where are they now retrospective piece.

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