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Have you ever thought, "Jesus Christ, you know what would really hit the spot right now? A bunch of pig cum." Of course you have. Luckily, the helpful folks at Shipley Swine Genetics are here to help you fill your need for seed. For a cool $150, you can get a thick load grunted out by BUILT TOUGH who is not only a handsome, huge-testicled hog, he's also "opened up." I personally like my pigs as opened up as possible.  For those of you on a budget, or if you need a whole lot of hot pig cum to chug at the lowest cost possible, a measly $50 gets you jizz freshly shot from Waldo Sultan's thick piggy penis. Never fear, this cheap chowder will get the job done with "pigging ease"  There are dozens of handsome pigs to choose from, all willing and eager to milk for you. Pick your favourite! Are you thirsty yet??!?! Shout out to ya boyyyy 
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Those pigs look like their meat would be tough and chewy while ballsack pig looks like his meat would be soft and juicy. I would 100% prefer to eat ballsack pig over the other two.
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Oct 18, 2022 23:55
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 this one
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Oct 18, 2022 23:56
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that habsburg hog
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Oct 18, 2022 23:57
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check this one out OP!
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Oct 18, 2022 23:59
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In countries where ballsack pigs are the primary pig breed, it's customary for the head of the household to get to eat the testicles.
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Oct 19, 2022 00:04
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Chinatown posted:check this one out OP! I gave this king his shoutout already, my goon. But I can't purchase his ejaculate. The other common street trash pigs offer up their cum for cash, so I'll have to settle.
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Oct 19, 2022 00:07
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Cant beleive yuo mispelled bukkake
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Oct 19, 2022 00:10
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R.L. Stine posted:
Looks good, but he's no BANK ROLL -- his cum is trendy, rugged and sound. 
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Oct 19, 2022 00:11
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Mooey Cow posted:Cant beleive yuo mispelled bukkake I'm cumdrunk ovah heah
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Oct 19, 2022 00:11
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Jillian poo poo posted:Looks good, but he's no BANK ROLL -- his cum is trendy, rugged and sound. This pig isn't fat enough, his underside is barely more that a flap of skin. Are these pigs raised solely for their bacon meat?
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Oct 19, 2022 00:19
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Yaldabaoth posted:This pig isn't fat enough, his underside is barely more that a flap of skin. Are these pigs raised solely for their bacon meat? That pig is raised for his cum.
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Oct 19, 2022 00:25
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can i just have like a milkshake or something instead?
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Oct 19, 2022 00:37
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You can have a Milk Man
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Oct 19, 2022 00:50
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"Ideal daughtermaker" was my nickname back in the day 
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Oct 19, 2022 00:52
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Do uh, do they uh, have like a rubber pig rear end with the curly tail and pig pussy or like.. you know what nevermind I don’t want to know.  
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Oct 19, 2022 00:53
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They do not. They do however have a HOGFUCKMACHINE 9000 And this sad doomed man does the inseminatin' with the DeepGoldenPig (TM) 
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Oct 19, 2022 01:03
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I prefer deer semen OP, since it is an excellent way to make a quick buck 
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Oct 19, 2022 01:05
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Sire and Dam means the pig’s mom and dad I guess? So the one pig had a mom named “Ladies man” and the other pig, “Free Agent”, had a mom and dad that were the same pig? That’s some hosed-up pig genetics imo.
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Oct 19, 2022 01:06
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Isn’t the sire the father and the dam the mother? They’re both the same here. Breaking Rules the pig just casually breaking the rules of sexual reproduction like it ain’t no thing.
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Oct 19, 2022 01:13
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Welp those piglets are gonna be all hosed up, but for strict bukkake usage I think it'll be juuuuuuuust fine 
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Oct 19, 2022 01:35
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Maybe there was a rule that you couldn't give two pigs the same name
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Oct 19, 2022 01:37
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Jillian poo poo posted:They do not. They do however have a HOGFUCKMACHINE 9000 C-can they make one of those liiike, human size? For home use? Asking for a friend..
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Oct 19, 2022 01:38
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This thumbnail is wild https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLaab6hI698
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Oct 19, 2022 01:39
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Jillian poo poo posted:Welp those piglets are gonna be all hosed up, but for strict bukkake usage I think it'll be juuuuuuuust fine Pig with such a narcissistic disorder that it invented a way to cross to an alternate universe to gently caress and impregnate itself and you’re still principally concerned with pig bukkake? I get it’s important but I’m pretty sure we’re dealing with a god here.
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Oct 19, 2022 01:40
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funeral home DJ posted:Pig with such a narcissistic disorder that it invented a way to cross to an alternate universe to gently caress and impregnate itself and you’re still principally concerned with pig bukkake? A hosed up inbred pig jesus.
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Oct 19, 2022 01:43
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I don't get the title, OP. Can you explain pls
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Oct 19, 2022 01:47
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I am neither for nor against buying the ejaculate of ten or twelve different pigs and using said ejaculate to indulge in extreme pig bukkake -- I'm just providing information
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Oct 19, 2022 01:55
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Jillian poo poo posted:I am neither for nor against buying the ejaculate of ten or twelve different pigs and using said ejaculate to indulge in extreme pig bukkake -- I'm just providing information Could you explain what "extreme pig bukkake" would entail
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Oct 19, 2022 02:13
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Who's out there cranking these hogs?
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Oct 19, 2022 02:17
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spatial trait posted:Who's out there cranking these hogs? you are, you sleepwalk at night at start hand twisting some hog peen
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Oct 19, 2022 02:17
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Could you explain what "extreme pig bukkake" would entail Search inside your heart bb -- you'll find your answer there 
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Oct 19, 2022 02:21
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That explains the carpal tunnel, but what about the bad breath in the morning? No, something doesn't quite add up
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Oct 19, 2022 02:22
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spatial trait posted:That explains the carpal tunnel, but what about the bad breath in the morning? No, something doesn't quite add up I think you’ve been sleep-blowing the H.O.G. or “Harley Owners’ Group” which might explain the smell of cigarettes and the taste of Michelob Ultra. Best of luck with ur issue
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Oct 19, 2022 02:53
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lol Waldo Sultan
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Oct 19, 2022 02:55
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Don’t get suckered in to spending hundreds on designer pig cum. Your own jizz is free and way tastier.
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Oct 19, 2022 03:03
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Um excuse me, not all of us can produce cum!!! Can a lady not slather herself with the finest artisinal hog jizz without a MAN telling her how to live??!?!?!
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Oct 19, 2022 03:09
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Jillian poo poo posted:Um excuse me, not all of us can produce cum!!! Can a lady not slather herself with the finest artisinal hog jizz without a MAN telling her how to live??!?!?! N-nnooo? I don’t know tbh. I am fffffff-for womens rights. 
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Oct 19, 2022 03:12
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how come there's black pudding made of blood but not white pudding made of cum???
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Someone did this with cows roughly 4 months ago. I smell a conspiracy
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