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Hillary somehow getting in would absolutely kill me, but I’d like to hear your hypotheticals my goons
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269-269 electoral college tie and popular vote win for Biden against Trump. House votes Trump president and Senate votes Kamala Harris vice president
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Yossarian-22 posted:Trump
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biden winning again
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Yossarian-22 posted:269-269 electoral college tie and popular vote win for Biden against Trump. House votes Trump president and Senate votes Kamala Harris vice president this is a good one call me unoriginal but Id love to see a rematch of 2024. I wanna see Hillary defeat Biden in a contested primary, snatch up Kamala as VP, and face Trump in the general election. Polls predict an even larger blowout for Hillary and she makes all kinds of ill-advised predictions that she'll win ("happy birthday to this future president), only to get washed for the second time this time, she doesn't take it lying down and accuses Trump of all sorts of election fraud and never accepts the legitimacy of her defeat. She refers to herself as President Clinton for the rest of her life
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Oct 19, 2022 11:51
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Trump goes to jail, runs from jail like Eugene Debs, and wins
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Oct 19, 2022 12:04
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bernie wins, dies of old age a day after being inaugurated.
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kamala and hillary fighting it out for the dem nomination
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HallelujahLee posted:kamala and hillary fighting it out for the dem nomination This plus Trump
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Biden dies, trump just takes in campaign money but never declares. Harris wins zero states. Republicans in disarray, buttgag wins by default and is impeached along with his vp immediately. president nasty pelosi and death of amerikkka
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Bear Retrieval Unit posted:bernie wins, dies of """""""old age""""""" a day after being inaugurated. FTFY Funniest is Biden dies in the next year, Kamala appoints Hillary VP then resigns, Hillary runs as incumbent, loses both the electoral college and popular vote to Trump, has a full psychotic break and launches the nukes at like 3am on election night.
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Hillary for sure, but that'd just be her loss (which might be the single funniest event in American history) but in terms of longer-term funny outcomes I don't know if I could imagine anything funnier than a Harris presidency
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it's not the funniest possible outcome unless someone gets their foot stuck in a paint bucket and falls down a manhole or at least a very long set of stairs i'm sorry but i'm a physical comedy kinda guy
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Dustcat posted:it's not the funniest possible outcome unless someone gets their foot stuck in a paint bucket and falls down a manhole or at least a very long set of stairs Same, which is why OJ being a monster is such a shame. The intro to the first naked gun where he's just prat-falling all over the room after getting shot is a masterclass in escalating a gag.
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Wait i change my answer the funniest thing would be trump easily winning with vp marjorie green and then trump dies and she starts a war with iran and then the us gets nuked
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Kanye runs third party and wins somehow
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Hillary primaries Joe, wins. Runs against Trump in the general, loses again. In the last days of Joe's presidency, Hillary lays claim to the whitehouse anyway. the ensuing conflict kicks off the second american civil war, world war 3, and the end of the world. And Scene.
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Joe Rogan presidency.
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Liz Truss presidency
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this has long been settled: trump beats hillary again
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paul_soccer12 posted:this has long been settled: this but the actual piss tape is discovered and released first
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forkboy84 posted:Liz Truss presidency The only correct answer.
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The red state legislators just ignore the vote and declare Trump the winner
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evilmiera posted:The only correct answer. stop posting
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Dr Pepper posted:The red state legislators just ignore the vote and declare Trump the winner Hillary winning both the popular and electoral and then this happening and the democrats giving two minutes of half hearted contestation before giving up and returning to fundraising emails for the 2026 midterms
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Dual brokered conventions. Kerry vs. Romney. Return to normalcy.
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Dr Pepper posted:The red state legislators just ignore the vote and declare Trump the winner This is only moderately funny and its also definitely whats going to actually happen. Booooring!
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Chief Faith Spotted Eagle makes Shadowrun real
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biden/harris vs trump/tulsi, both biden&trump die in the summer, hillary runs third party, no one gets 270, house of reps gives it to desantis , senate gives vp to buttigieg (after faithless electors make them eligible)
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The Rock becomes our glorious leader nation gets swole
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Bernie wins and nukes Minsk
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Yossarian-22 posted:269-269 electoral college tie and popular vote win for Biden against Trump. House votes Trump president and Senate votes Kamala Harris vice president
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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:Clinton coup it's still hard for me to believe this was real
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"future madam president this looks like this could be construed as bad optics" - a misogynist perhaps the most tone deaf messaging from the campaign but remember, Trump was the narcissist!
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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:Clinton coup https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byMMTS-87rE
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unfortunately i don't think trump has the energy to really go after an opponent any more. we'll never get another 2016 republican primary out of him. then if biden's visibly decaying corpse is hauled out for reelection then he'll just disappear for weeks on end like last time, which was boring. thankfully, clinton and to a lesser degree harris don't have to put in any effort to be hilariously pathetic.
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hidin' biden was probably what caused that 20ish point loss in Latino votes so it'd be incredibly hosed to see what the results would be if they did it again
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Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3 posted:Bernie wins and nukes Minsk lol
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