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Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


pencilhands posted:

Hillary somehow getting in would absolutely kill me, but Id like to hear your hypotheticals my goons

Democrats somehow maintain the House
Pelosi loses the mandate of heaven
Hillary becomes Speaker via classic smoke filled room scenario
disgruntled staffer inserts line into Biden/Kopmala's teleprompters about them having information that would lead to Hillary's arrest
Victory Hillary shuts down the forums at midnight

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One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

She'd have won if she had followed the breaking glass with Stone Cold Steve Austin's entry music.

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

could hillary and trump end up as co presidents somehow

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Hillary primaries Biden and wins

Trump runs

Somehow theres a third party in the mix or something and Trump manages to win the popular vote and lose the electoral college

Some combination of US Supreme Court, state legislatures, and faithless electors give it to trump anyway, thus depriving Hillary the office

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

they should go back to how it was in the 1700s where the presidential loser becomes the winner's VP

could you imagine trump being biden's VP or hillary being trump's? lmaooo

Bastard Tetris
Apr 27, 2005

L-Shaped


Nap Ghost

Dustcat posted:

it's not the funniest possible outcome unless someone gets their foot stuck in a paint bucket and falls down a manhole or at least a very long set of stairs

i'm sorry but i'm a physical comedy kinda guy

Ted Cruzs wife falling off the stage

speng31b
May 8, 2010

jeb

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
literally nobody shows up to vote except trump and biden so trump wins florida by one vote and biden wins delaware by one vote and trump wins the electoral college 30-3

TheLemonOfIchabod
Aug 26, 2008
marianne

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Aliens interfere with the election somehow. Maybe the flying saucer lands directly onto the newly elected chump by accident and they ask to take them to our leader?

MLSM
Apr 3, 2021

by Azathoth

CODChimera posted:

biden winning again

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Colonel Cancer posted:

Aliens interfere with the election somehow. Maybe the flying saucer lands directly onto the newly elected chump by accident and they ask to take them to our leader?

if this happens can I be the guy that starts sputtering and tugging at his collar when they ask?

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
end times orgy

Subvisual Haze
Nov 22, 2003

The building was on fire and it wasn't my fault.
Jeb! It can only be Jeb!

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Subvisual Haze posted:

Jeb! It can only be Jeb!

republicans fixing their primary and nominating Jeb! in 2024 would honestly be the funniest possible outcome because voter participation numbers would tank

speng31b
May 8, 2010

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

republicans fixing their primary and nominating Jeb! in 2024 would honestly be the funniest possible outcome because voter participation numbers would tank

jeb is the will of the people, dumbass

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

speng31b posted:

jeb is the will of the people, dumbass

here's a new funniest possible outcome: i slap the poo poo out of you

speng31b
May 8, 2010

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

here's a new funniest possible outcome: i slap the poo poo out of you

im gonna blow you up with some acme dynamite so you crumble into ash slowly from the feet up, until its just your eyes blinking on a pile of soot

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Trump and Biden die leading to both conventions being split and a John Fetterman vs Mehmet Oz general election

zetamind2000 has issued a correction as of 18:39 on Oct 20, 2022

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

zetamind2000 posted:

Trump and Biden die leading to both conventions being split and a John Fetterman vs Mehmet Oz general election

Lol somehow I had it in my head that Oz was born overseas but this is entirely valid

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord
TRUMP *click*

Woke Mind Virus
Aug 22, 2005

Nikola Jokic wins his 4th straight MVP

Subvisual Haze
Nov 22, 2003

The building was on fire and it wasn't my fault.
I want it all back, democracy's shittiest reunion special. Trump, Hillary, Jeb!, Bernie, Joe Biden's corpse. All on one stage somehow.

DrSunshine
Mar 23, 2009

Did I just say that out loud~~?!!!

Subvisual Haze posted:

I want it all back, democracy's shittiest reunion special. Trump, Hillary, Jeb!, Bernie, Joe Biden's corpse. All on one stage somehow.

But what about OBAMA??!

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
nuclear annihilation of all human life

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

CODChimera posted:

biden winning again

This would honestly be pretty funny. Even more incoherent and decayed Biden beating a fatter, weaker Trump, because Trump convinced his voter base elections and vaccines are fake, and the R's in charge are too scared to actually do a coup when they don't currently control the executive.

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
i think shits so hosed that pretty much any outcome is going to be lmao

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

spacemang_spliff posted:

i think shits so hosed that pretty much any outcome is going to be lmao

I'm getting my hopes up for a Hillary primary challenge

DMCrimson
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost

Yossarian-22 posted:

269-269 electoral college tie and popular vote win for Biden against Trump. House votes Trump president and Senate votes Kamala Harris vice president

this but kamala as president and trump as vp

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
everyone turns gay

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
oh no something's happening to me I feel strange

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
I'm gay

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

Elephanthead posted:

nuclear annihilation of all human life

bongmaster
Oct 16, 2022

by Azathoth
nuclear war
on the dance floor

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
Jeffrey reveals he needs spine surgery

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord
They obviously ratfuck Trump in the primary but the hogs line-up behind Ron DeSantis anyway and he wins

then nuclear hellfire

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
they ratfuck Trump in the primary and the hogs line up behind Desantis and he loses to Hillary

but Trump is back on twitter

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Dwayne the Rock Johnson runs and wins the election

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Colonel Cancer posted:

Dwayne the Rock Johnson runs and wins the election

Dwayne the Rock Johnson, dismayed after the failure of the Black Adam film, coups the US government.

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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
presidential contest is Dwayne The Rock Johnson against Vin Diesel

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