i have an apology to make

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Icochet: Mar 18, 2008; I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~; Grimey Drawer

bitch

# ? Oct 21, 2022 04:28

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# ? May 11, 2024 19:27

roomtone: Jul 1, 2021; by Fluffdaddy
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i've been spending a bit of time in the videogame forums this week because silent hill has a big new 'it's just like your nappies' event.

so it's all predictably terrible and that's fine i get my rocks off saying lmao what the gently caress is this, but there was something additional to it all. something much sadder. it's a phrase i don't think i could have come up with myself

Spider-Man Stays Winning

# ? Oct 21, 2022 04:37

roomtone: Jul 1, 2021; by Fluffdaddy
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Bad Purchase posted:

i think you should've kept it to yourself op. this big show of apology is a transparent attempt to bring the focus back to you. let it rest, everyone else has already moved on.

are you kind of dim

# ? Oct 21, 2022 04:44

Bad Purchase: Jun 17, 2019

now you're gonna post another thread apologizing for saying that, it just never ends with you op

# ? Oct 21, 2022 04:51

roomtone: Jul 1, 2021; by Fluffdaddy
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bad purchase that's a really great point you know something else that vaguely irritates me

# ? Oct 21, 2022 05:08

Bad Purchase: Jun 17, 2019

yes i do

# ? Oct 21, 2022 05:09

roomtone: Jul 1, 2021; by Fluffdaddy
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do you want to settle this in the cage bitch

# ? Oct 21, 2022 05:12

Bad Purchase: Jun 17, 2019

it's already settled

# ? Oct 21, 2022 05:13

roomtone: Jul 1, 2021; by Fluffdaddy
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wish you would have played along for a bit longer before you ran out of ideas but yeah love you too

# ? Oct 21, 2022 05:16

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

I'm bitch

Im gay. 'Sup bitch?

# ? Oct 21, 2022 05:19

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

Wind your fuckin neck in.

# ? Oct 21, 2022 05:20

roomtone: Jul 1, 2021; by Fluffdaddy
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BigBadSteve posted:

Im gay. 'Sup bitch?

shut up you lazy bitcb

# ? Oct 21, 2022 05:21

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

SUCK EM BIVTCH

# ? Oct 21, 2022 05:22

roomtone: Jul 1, 2021; by Fluffdaddy
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Wind your fuckin neck in.

how about i wind you in, and i whisper a series of increasingly preposterous right wing conspirarcy theories for i dunno GOSH 5 loving years, maybe more, right into your ear. then i let you go in the middle of the aldi bread aisle and i just don't say anything about it. give you diglit nod if i see you.

roomtone fucked around with this message at 05:26 on Oct 21, 2022

# ? Oct 21, 2022 05:23

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

roomtone posted:

how about i wind you in, and i whisper a series of increasingly preposterous right wing conspirarcy theories for i dunno GOSH 5 loving years, maybe more, right into your ear. then i let you go in the middle of the aldi bread aisle and i just don't say anything about it. give you diglit nod if i see you.

gently caress I just came a little. :gbsmith:

# ? Oct 21, 2022 05:30

Jimlit: Jun 30, 2005

lol bitch had to edit that post

# ? Oct 21, 2022 05:31

roomtone: Jul 1, 2021; by Fluffdaddy
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Peggy Edson posted:

nobody gives a gently caress you alky loser

how is your life goin pal. i legitimately hope the answer is 'good in general' but i seriously doubt it because you go on somethingawful, so don't act like a superior dick.

# ? Oct 21, 2022 05:31

sigher: Apr 22, 2008; My guiding Moonlight...

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

Cool thread we have this guy and the brain damaged op who stinks up everywhere he posts.

Bitch made post right here.

# ? Oct 21, 2022 05:31

roomtone: Jul 1, 2021; by Fluffdaddy
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Jimlit posted:

lol bitch had to edit that post

had to look up the spelling of diglett, still got it wrong

# ? Oct 21, 2022 05:33

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

roomtone posted:

shut up you lazy bitcb

# ? Oct 21, 2022 05:34

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

Why are you using stupid bitch words nobody knows the meaning of in the first place? :thunk:

# ? Oct 21, 2022 05:35

roomtone: Jul 1, 2021; by Fluffdaddy
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

Cool thread we have this guy and the brain damaged op who stinks up everywhere he posts.

look it's called opinions, pal. how about you just park your truck over there, holler incoherently at me, and i'll holler incoherently at you.

# ? Oct 21, 2022 05:35

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

roomtone posted:

shut up you lazy bitcb

not feelin dis vibe OP

# ? Oct 21, 2022 05:36

roomtone: Jul 1, 2021; by Fluffdaddy
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lmao

# ? Oct 21, 2022 05:37

roomtone: Jul 1, 2021; by Fluffdaddy
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thank god bigbadsteve came in to slap some fuckin sense into me

# ? Oct 21, 2022 05:38

WAR CRIME GIGOLO: Oct 3, 2012; The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Can I be renamed to BITCH CITY

# ? Oct 21, 2022 05:42

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

I mean what you wanted to say in the first drat place was �I have a platitude to decree� but you muddling in your own folly instead of recanting your personal fortitude of life experience and growth as a person, which should ultimately exemplify the complex social nuance and the appropriate modern application, not to mention the intricacies of the syntax of a word that only grows in terms of scope of definition and palpable spectrum of use. How far have we come from the cheeky laughs on page whatever of Old Yeller to the modern enchantment of pop culture and the art of peripheral inclusion into the vernacular of aging youth, a right of passage as it were into adulthood and personal responsibility for the use of powerful language? :thunk:

# ? Oct 21, 2022 05:46

Jimlit: Jun 30, 2005

Can I be renamed to LITCH CITY

# ? Oct 21, 2022 05:46

roomtone: Jul 1, 2021; by Fluffdaddy
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I mean what you wanted to say in the first drat place was �I have a platitude to decree� but you muddling in your own folly instead of recanting your personal fortitude of life experience and growth as a person, which should ultimately exemplify the complex social nuance and the appropriate modern application, not to mention the intricacies of the syntax of a word that only grows in terms of scope of definition and palpable spectrum of use. How far have we come from the cheeky laughs on page whatever of Old Yeller to the modern enchantment of pop culture and the art of peripheral inclusion into the vernacular of aging youth, a right of passage as it were into adulthood and personal responsibility for the use of powerful language?

you god drat ronnie dangerous nonsesnsical ranting son of a loving bitch. how about this, i go into a small diner and order a plate of eggs. i wait an appropriate amount of time for the eggs but in the middle of that you interject and start reciting 30 year old stand up comedy lines. aye, that's funny look we're just trying to have breakfast man geez a break, i'll talk to you in a - and you smash a plate on my loving head. you're kicked out of the hotel for 30 years, which is weird because the staff lasts about 3 months so nobody would know to ban you, it's got no weight. we both realised that. shake hands. then i slap you in the loving face. the saga continues.

# ? Oct 21, 2022 06:02

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I mean what you wanted to say in the first drat place was “I have a platitude to decree”...

Incisive truths = my (& roomtone's) opinions, platitudes = your opinions.

# ? Oct 21, 2022 07:56

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

roomtone posted:

you god drat ronnie dangerous nonsesnsical ranting son of a loving bitch. how about this, i go into a small diner and order a plate of eggs. i wait an appropriate amount of time for the eggs but in the middle of that you interject and start reciting 30 year old stand up comedy lines. aye, that's funny look we're just trying to have breakfast man geez a break, i'll talk to you in a - and you smash a plate on my loving head. you're kicked out of the hotel for 30 years, which is weird because the staff lasts about 3 months so nobody would know to ban you, it's got no weight. we both realised that. shake hands. then i slap you in the loving face. the saga continues.

But then what if I was like �you got some egg on your shirt� and you actually do have egg on your shirt but I boop you on the chin when you look because I clearly don�t understand the prank. Then I�m all like �high five� but you leave me hanging and I�m all like �too slow�, and run off, not understanding the prank again. And then 30 years later you get the joke and start laughing out of nowhere in a restaurant or haunted house or some poo poo and people just look at you funny and you�re like �nevermind, it was funny, it was funny my whole life and I didn�t see it� and then you have less friends. Like if you played Shawshank redemption in reverse and took out all the sexual undertones. :hmmyes: