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# ? Oct 21, 2022 08:29

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 01:13

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share ur rice cooker recipes and antics ITT. please enjoy ^_^ :nyan:

# ? Oct 21, 2022 08:31

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

rice

hth

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# ? Oct 21, 2022 11:40

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

u can put ur weed in there

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# ? Oct 21, 2022 15:20

vanisher

you ever wonder if someone in a wetlands area was soaking their rice cooker after trying to make bbq in it or something and then maybe a curious frog jumped in cause it looked like a badass little cave, but then in a freak accident the lid CLOSED on it and it cooked the frog

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# ? Oct 21, 2022 15:38

vanisher

I�m just saying what if it smelled really good and you were REALLY hungry

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# ? Oct 21, 2022 15:39

vanisher

then you�re out in the marsh trying to lure frogs into your frog cooker

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# ? Oct 21, 2022 15:40

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# ? Oct 21, 2022 16:51

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

vanisher posted:

you ever wonder if someone in a wetlands area was soaking their rice cooker after trying to make bbq in it or something and then maybe a curious frog jumped in cause it looked like a badass little cave, but then in a freak accident the lid CLOSED on it and it cooked the frog

i�m not a frog but i did this once

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# ? Oct 21, 2022 17:32

Manifisto

you can make a nice rice cooker stew!

ingredients:
- rice cooker
- rice
- water

first chop up your rice cooker. I find a butcher's cleaver really helps bash through the shell of the rice cooker to expose the delicious innards, not unlike breaking bones to get at the delicious marrow.

add 1 cup uncooked rice, your rice cooker chunks, and 1.5 cups water (or vegetable broth to add flavor while keeping it vegan!), to another rice cooker

cook on brown rice setting

garnish with sliced spring onion

and there you have it! piping hot, delicious rice cooker stew

there is a more advanced technique in which you chop off parts of the rice cooker as it's cooking and add them to the stew. the trick becomes trimming every last part off the rice cooker while leaving it technically operable. when it's ready, the remains of the rice cooker becomes an edible "bread bowl" for your stew!

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Oct 21, 2022 20:25

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

Manifisto posted:

you can make a nice rice cooker stew!

ingredients:
- rice cooker
- rice
- water

first chop up your rice cooker. I find a butcher's cleaver really helps bash through the shell of the rice cooker to expose the delicious innards, not unlike breaking bones to get at the delicious marrow.

add 1 cup uncooked rice, your rice cooker chunks, and 1.5 cups water (or vegetable broth to add flavor while keeping it vegan!), to another rice cooker

cook on brown rice setting

garnish with sliced spring onion

and there you have it! piping hot, delicious rice cooker stew

there is a more advanced technique in which you chop off parts of the rice cooker as it's cooking and add them to the stew. the trick becomes trimming every last part off the rice cooker while leaving it technically operable. when it's ready, the remains of the rice cooker becomes an edible "bread bowl" for your stew!

lol

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# ? Oct 21, 2022 20:50

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Manifisto posted:

you can make a nice rice cooker stew!

ingredients:
- rice cooker
- rice
- water

first chop up your rice cooker. I find a butcher's cleaver really helps bash through the shell of the rice cooker to expose the delicious innards, not unlike breaking bones to get at the delicious marrow.

add 1 cup uncooked rice, your rice cooker chunks, and 1.5 cups water (or vegetable broth to add flavor while keeping it vegan!), to another rice cooker

cook on brown rice setting

garnish with sliced spring onion

and there you have it! piping hot, delicious rice cooker stew

there is a more advanced technique in which you chop off parts of the rice cooker as it's cooking and add them to the stew. the trick becomes trimming every last part off the rice cooker while leaving it technically operable. when it's ready, the remains of the rice cooker becomes an edible "bread bowl" for your stew!

# ? Oct 21, 2022 21:03

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I grow tarragon in my rice cooker.

# ? Oct 21, 2022 22:47

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

vanisher posted:

you ever wonder if someone in a wetlands area was soaking their rice cooker after trying to make bbq in it or something and then maybe a curious frog jumped in cause it looked like a badass little cave, but then in a freak accident the lid CLOSED on it and it cooked the frog

i ate frogs legs once, they were ok, like tiny chicken legs, but i was sad afterwards because it seems really mean to chop a frogs legs off just to eat them and they're not even that good. might as well eat chicken legs. i feel a bit sorry for chickens but at least you can eat the whole chicken, so it's not a waste.

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# ? Oct 22, 2022 01:21

xcheopis

If you don't put the lid back on, you can boil potatoes.

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# ? Oct 22, 2022 01:23

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xcheopis posted:

If you don't put the lid back on, you can boil potatoes.

finally a straight answer sheesh :thanks:

# ? Oct 22, 2022 01:27

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

i guess u could eat a whole frog if u were super hungry

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# ? Oct 22, 2022 01:56

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

or if u were a heron

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# ? Oct 22, 2022 01:56

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

god makes food, we only prepare it

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# ? Oct 22, 2022 02:17

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

i guess you could use the rice cooker as a bioreactor or something to make some food

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# ? Oct 22, 2022 02:17

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

playing god in my rice cooker and accidentally making a sentient primordial ooze

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# ? Oct 22, 2022 02:18

vanisher

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

god makes food, we only prepare it

emblazoned on the side of my rice cooker

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# ? Oct 22, 2022 02:37

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

we are all just food in god's big rice cooker

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# ? Oct 22, 2022 02:40

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vanisher posted:

emblazoned on the side of my rice cooker

live laugh lentils

# ? Oct 22, 2022 03:00

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

we are all just food in god's big rice cooker

I'm a stinky boiled bratwurst :evilbuddy:

# ? Oct 22, 2022 03:02

Shifty Nipples

vanisher posted:

pretend i emptyquoted this entire series of posts

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# ? Oct 22, 2022 03:32

Shifty Nipples

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

playing god in my rice cooker and accidentally making a sentient primordial ooze

Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

# ? Oct 22, 2022 03:32

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

not really cooking but you can use it for a nice hot bath. here i�ve drawn one up for you get in you deserve a nice hot bath.

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# ? Oct 22, 2022 10:18

vanisher

watho posted:

not really cooking but you can use it for a nice hot bath. here i�ve drawn one up for you get in you deserve a nice hot bath.

watho is whispering this lovingly to a frog as we speak

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# ? Oct 22, 2022 16:33

biosterous

my rice cooker has a steam tray and allegedly you can steam vegetals in it but i haven't tried yet

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# ? Oct 22, 2022 19:03

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

Areola Grande posted:

live laugh lentils

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# ? Oct 22, 2022 19:04

Manifisto

realtalk this thread made me realize I have never tried making anything besides rice in a rice cooker

so last night as an experiment I tried making shrimp teriyaki in my rice cooker

turns out there's a pretty good reason not to use the rice cooker when you can just cook food the normal way

now maybe I just picked a bad recipe, or a bad type of recipe, there's no reason it shouldn't be able to steam stuff normally, except you don't have control over the amount of time it's steaming and a regular rice cycle is probably too long

the baby peas were particularly egregious, those puppies need a bare minimum of cooking and they were way overdone. the sauce also came out bad. it was just--bad!

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Oct 22, 2022 19:12

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Manifisto posted:

realtalk this thread made me realize I have never tried making anything besides rice in a rice cooker

so last night as an experiment I tried making shrimp teriyaki in my rice cooker

turns out there's a pretty good reason not to use the rice cooker when you can just cook food the normal way

now maybe I just picked a bad recipe, or a bad type of recipe, there's no reason it shouldn't be able to steam stuff normally, except you don't have control over the amount of time it's steaming and a regular rice cycle is probably too long

the baby peas were particularly egregious, those puppies need a bare minimum of cooking and they were way overdone. the sauce also came out bad. it was just--bad!

good job I definitely won't try that

# ? Oct 22, 2022 19:28

Ass-penny

Dr. Honked posted:

or if u were a heron

or if u were on heroin

# ? Oct 22, 2022 19:55

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Manifisto posted:

you can make a nice rice cooker stew!

ingredients:
- rice cooker
- rice
- water

first chop up your rice cooker. I find a butcher's cleaver really helps bash through the shell of the rice cooker to expose the delicious innards, not unlike breaking bones to get at the delicious marrow.

add 1 cup uncooked rice, your rice cooker chunks, and 1.5 cups water (or vegetable broth to add flavor while keeping it vegan!), to another rice cooker

cook on brown rice setting

garnish with sliced spring onion

and there you have it! piping hot, delicious rice cooker stew

there is a more advanced technique in which you chop off parts of the rice cooker as it's cooking and add them to the stew. the trick becomes trimming every last part off the rice cooker while leaving it technically operable. when it's ready, the remains of the rice cooker becomes an edible "bread bowl" for your stew!

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# ? Oct 23, 2022 06:40

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

u can turn a rice cooker inside out and it will cook everything that isn�t inside it #lifehack

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# ? Oct 23, 2022 08:10

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watho posted:

u can turn a rice cooker inside out and it will cook everything that isn�t inside it #lifehack

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# ? Oct 27, 2022 12:35

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# ? Oct 27, 2022 14:24

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does your rice cooker have a congee setting? if not, how big is it? we are discussing grain porridges in gws right now and id be happy to report back our findings to you

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