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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
when I was a kid we had a record album called Weather Company or Weather Factory, something like that. The concept was that people who work in a factory making the weather sing songs about it. It was bizarre in a 70's kind of way and it scared the crap out of me. Thanks, parents.

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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoasnCyXxnA&t=5s

We used to sing this every Sunday when I was in 2nd and 3rd grade. Looking back on it now, the song was supposed to be about how Jesus will take us all up into heaven like astronauts taking off from a launch pad. At the time, however, it was presented to us as the countdown to Nuclear Armageddon, which could happen at any time without warning, maybe even on the way home from church, and if you haven't prayed the sinner's prayer before it happens, you will burn in firey hell for eternity. There was a picture book with lyrics that went along with the song, and I swear one of the pages had a mushroom cloud with Jesus' face imposed over it. Thanks for the childhood trauma requiring years of therapy!

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