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Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

spent some time outside this morning and was depleted for the rest of the day. immobile on a couch. eyes barely open. couldn’t hold up
my end of a conversation with the wife. took a nap after some reheated dinner. i used to go all day now i’m a shell of a man. what about you?

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bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

I don't understand modern rap. It all sounds soulless as poo poo to me

Ez8
Aug 5, 2004
kind of sad that this is your interpretation of getting old, my guy.








turn your monitor off.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




back pain every morning no matter how or where i sleep

Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret
I have butthole problems

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Mild arthritis in my knee babey!

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

My close up vision is starting to go blurry; but my cock still works so it's a push :shrug:

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

bossy lady posted:

I don't understand modern rap. It all sounds soulless as poo poo to me

There's a 90's rap channel on Amazon Music. Just fyi

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.

bossy lady posted:

I don't understand modern rap. It all sounds soulless as poo poo to me

if you think of it as kind of a modern take on Throbbing Gristle-era industrial it starts to make a little more sense imo. Droning and disaffected vocals, moody electronics, minimal use of melody, repetitive and sad lyrics, etc.

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Big Beef City posted:

There's a 90's rap channel on Amazon Music. Just fyi

Streaming? I buy full albums like an old person.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

bossy lady posted:

Streaming? I buy full albums like an old person.

Yeah streaming, they've recently played Dre and Snoop
Currently playing: "It takes two to make a thing go right"

Rinkles
Oct 24, 2010

What I'm getting at is...
Do you feel the same way?
Realizing twenty years ago doesn’t feel that long ago.

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Talking about some event and realizing the people you are talking to were born after that event.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Time to go into the tanks, become one with the people

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
time is speeding up and its terrifying OP

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Chinatown posted:

time is speeding up and its terrifying OP

ya this, also don't get old and have Ehlers-Danlos, it ain't fun. I had to buy a $1000 mattress last year to mitigate just how bad my sciatica was getting, and I spend 8 hours a night 5 days a week on my feet.

edit: I was working with a temp over in my old department integrity testing stuff in a faraday cage when we had a lull in work over in surfacemount a couple weeks ago, dude was born in 1999. I said something that aged me considerably, I believe about 9/11, and then he asked me how old I was. I still pass for mid-20's for a lot of people, so when I told him I turn 37 in April he was shocked. It made me feel real fuckin old.

MrQwerty fucked around with this message at 06:29 on Oct 23, 2022

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Age is just a number, OP.

My weight is also a number, unfortunately.

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

i’m broadly aware of my impending death and it makes me melancholy

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

These little hairs on my ear that grew out are really messing with my OCD.

That Fucking Sned
Oct 28, 2010

Katamari Democracy posted:

I have butthole problems

Try stretching

DickParasite
Dec 2, 2004


Slippery Tilde
I'm in really good shape and have a lot more money than when I was younger getting old rules.

e: also I don't care about anyone's opinion on anything. It owns.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

I have a strong urge to urinate every morning around 7a

mudskipp
Jan 1, 2018

stop making sense
If I run to improve my stamina for football my Achilles tendon hurts when I play football.

I can train or play (Hank), but I can't do both




Or I suppose I could stretch more

Avicus
Aug 31, 2007
Gentleman Bastard
Grimey Drawer
All those loving twinges.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Realizing I was undeniably closer to my death than to my birth was a little bit scary.

central dogma
Feb 25, 2012

Come to the Undead Settlement in the next 20 mins if u want an ash kicking
Soon I will die and everything embarrassing I've ever done will be forgotten by the human race.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Wait, do all humans die? Like every single one? fuuuuuuuuck

MassiveSky
Apr 5, 2022

by Hand Knit
But first you gotta pay taxes.

DamnCanadian
Jan 3, 2005

Perpetuating the stereotype since 1978.
I’m getting close to retirement. I have coworkers that are younger than my kids.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

I helped load a generator into the back of my brother in laws SUV and I feel like I’ve been hit in the back with a baseball bat.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

My skull began to harden recently and I can now focus my eyes on distant objects. It's not too bad

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
My knees used to work and now they do not half of the time

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


I wake up, and my tummy hurts -_-

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
I cum dust

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Woke up with my balls wrapped around own neck. Must have been a cold night...

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
I have a colostomy bag from seven different Hard Rock Cafes

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

oh no a crack on my phone. ah lucky me, its just another stupid hair from my dying head

CloFan
Nov 6, 2004

Everything hurts and there's not enough time in the day

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011
Piss stream is still strong for me so at least the prostate is still prostate sized

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Skinnymansbeerbelly
Apr 1, 2010
:first leaf of autumn hits ground:

immediately dons full thermal underwear

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