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I spend my Saturdays in hardware stores and lumber yards buying poo poo for my mausoleum project
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Oct 23, 2022 15:42
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I stopped buying beer, improved my diet, and cut back to 1 coffee in the morning and fixed most of my sleep, gut and rear end problems and lost 25lbs within a few weeks. Now when I wake up at 5am I am ready to loving go
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Borscht posted:Piss stream is still strong for me so at least the prostate is still prostate sized i was a little worried, but then someone taught me the trick of pressing on your gooch to get the last drops and it works good. i'm good for a couple more years
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I started my new weight loss journey at 281. I am now 238. I started in May. I was having stomach ulcers from stress, and also horrible diet. And had trouble staying awake throughout the day. Now at my new weight I'm PUMPIN. We are back to doing hikes every weekend and run about half of the trail or just run up the ascents. My energy is back and sex drive is firing on all cylinders again. I need to take a Turkish vacation and get some hair plugs. And also a German vacation to get some platelets injected into my knees and shoulders to rebuild cartilage so I stop having knee issues stemming from lack of cartilage. (The running probably doesn't help but CANT STOP THE PUMP). Getting old spooky. At least I have my goon pals.
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Oct 23, 2022 15:56
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I got cold the other day.
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Oct 23, 2022 16:22
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having an incredibly hard time giving an actual poo poo about anything anymore, and yet every single thing/person annoys me.
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Oct 23, 2022 18:54
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Yolomon Wayne posted:having an incredibly hard time giving an actual poo poo about anything anymore, and yet every single thing/person annoys me. Same, feeling a ton of anger about the world and utter disdain for everyone in it.
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Oct 23, 2022 18:55
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I bought a kilo of Semtex and a barrel of pig's blood for my first hemorrhoid reveal party
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Oct 23, 2022 19:56
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Vegetable posted:spent some time outside this morning and was depleted for the rest of the day. immobile on a couch. eyes barely open. couldn’t hold up Yeah it's great!
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Oct 23, 2022 20:00
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knees hosed, rear end in a top hat hosed, fungal infections all over the show if i drink the effect is just a sneak preview of when i get dementia
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Oct 27, 2022 00:08
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I used to smoke weed to get hosed up, now I smoke weed so I can stand up.
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Oct 27, 2022 00:28
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funeral home DJ posted:Same, feeling a ton of anger about the world and utter disdain for everyone in it. gently caress, dude; Too real
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Oct 27, 2022 00:31
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Getting old rules. Weirdly it feels like every year is taking longer and longer? Probably because I dissociated and repressed my way through my childhood and early adult years, but everything is clearly and slower now. Also every day I'm closer to death which is awesome. Physically I'm fitter than ever but also the same level of medical disability as always, so eh, not much change there. Oh, I don't give nearly as much of a gently caress any more, which has made my life dramatically easier. Being able to just say "gently caress this" to something or someone rules.
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Oct 27, 2022 00:31
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I had to call my prescription insurance people yesterday and setup some drugs by mail. That feels like an old person thing but it did save me quite a bit of dough.
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Oct 27, 2022 00:39
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hemorrhoids are now a bigger concern than I thought they'd be when I was in my 20s. 
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Oct 27, 2022 00:55
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joints go clickety clickety gently caress.
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Oct 27, 2022 01:05
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I normally go to bed by 10pm and everything hurts. Also I may or may not be up by 5 in the morning
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Oct 27, 2022 01:11
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I hurt myself working out and then I tried to work through but and hurt myself even more ):
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Nooner posted:I hurt myself working out and then I tried to work through but and hurt myself even more ): 
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Oct 27, 2022 01:43
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The secret to aging gracefully is regularity. The secret of regularity is to take two tablespoons of fiber daily. Metamucil is my preferred brand of choice. What’s your favorite fiber supplement?
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Oct 27, 2022 01:56
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gently caress all of ya
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Oct 27, 2022 01:58
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dee eight posted:gently caress all of ya Come on, be a sport. Tell us what makes you feel old
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Oct 27, 2022 02:01
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The more of my hairline I lose the more my nostril and ear hairs ramp up production.
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Oct 27, 2022 02:12
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The last time I saw my grandmom, she said, you have so much gray hair
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Oct 27, 2022 02:16
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I now actively seek out specific kinds of socks because my feet get cold I also low to high-key hurt all the time but that's because my immune system is eating my joints and is only tangentially related to aging
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Oct 27, 2022 02:19
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My desire to eat rear end seems to be declining.
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Oct 27, 2022 02:24
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KitConstantine posted:I now actively seek out specific kinds of socks because my feet get cold Wool. Buy wool socks. They are great Like from sheep
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Oct 27, 2022 02:25
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you start to feel your vices slowly killing you
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Oct 27, 2022 02:29
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:Wool. Buy wool socks. They are great I'm all over that wool sock poo poo my friend Varying heights, weaves, types of wool. I'm a goddamn shepherd on laundry day
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Oct 27, 2022 03:17
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KitConstantine posted:I'm all over that wool sock poo poo my friend this is a good old man thread
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WILDTURKEY101 posted:you start to feel your vices slowly killing you yup
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Oct 27, 2022 03:20
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I turn 32 a week from today and I’m so angry that I can’t drink anymore like I did when I was 22.
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Oct 27, 2022 04:00
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The people closest to me are dying. In 2021 I lost 7 people in my family including my father. One of my best friends was just diagnosed with cancer.
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:I turn 32 a week from today and I’m so angry that I can’t drink anymore like I did when I was 22. lol gently caress off bossy lady posted:The people closest to me are dying. In 2021 I lost 7 people in my family including my father. One of my best friends was just diagnosed with cancer. for real... dad dead .. moms having low blood pressure problems even though shes quite fit and i worry about her. its depressing to lose parents /family / friends. worst part of getting old. Wendigee fucked around with this message at 04:15 on Oct 27, 2022 |
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beats the alternative
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Wendigee posted:lol gently caress off I'm 39 and I'm angry I can't drink like I'm 22
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I can drink just fine, but im cutting back for health so i guess thats maybe what you are talking about? I've not noticed hang overs at 22 or at 32 or now being much different. They suck.
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Wendigee posted:I can drink just fine, but im cutting back for health so i guess thats maybe what you are talking about? I've not noticed hang overs at 22 or at 32 or now being much different. They suck. yeah. we all need to calm down sometimes
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Edibles are available now and that's awesome 😎 Pretty good compromise for drinking less Ear and nose hair taking over head hair is the most annoying thing but whatevs
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