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Yolomon Wayne posted:having an incredibly hard time giving an actual poo poo about anything anymore, and yet every single thing/person annoys me. Goddamn I've always been the "chill" guy who "lets poo poo roll of his back" or whatever, but goddamn do I have zero tolerance for bullshit anymore. Also, major hip, back, etc. problems. Core exercises at the gym are my friend. Working on getting rid of the spare tire.
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my vertebrae have bone shards growing out of them into the discs of my spine and i am almost perpetually in pain it feels kinda like a curse to have a back that's stabbing itself in the back tbh i would not wish it upon anyone
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LordAdakos posted:The secret to aging gracefully is regularity. powdered psyllium husk, 2tbsp in the morning after my yogurt and granola
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Oct 27, 2022 04:49
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Last year, I asked for fluffy towels as Christmas presents. The year before that, it was socks. Not slipper socks, but regular socks.
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Oct 27, 2022 05:33
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Financial security, loving kids, faithful wife, young mistress, whats not to love about getting old
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oldpainless posted:Financial security, loving kids, faithful wife, young mistress, whats not to love about getting old Adding "mafioso" to your spreadsheet entry as we speak.
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I intend to age in reverse for awhile. I got cancer and my wife said it aged me fifteen years. Cancers gone, chemo has been over two months and I'm getting my strength and hair back. At this rate I'll be 27 in a decade.
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Oct 27, 2022 05:38
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The hangovers once you turn 30, what the gently caress. Im not sure if getting drunk is even worth it anymore smh.
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Oct 27, 2022 05:42
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Jet lag used to not affect me due to my typically irregular sleeping patterns. Now, despite those same patterns, it fucks me up at badly. Returned home a couple of months ago from a 5-hour-behind time difference and it took me about a week to not be exhausted. About to do the exact same thing and this time have made sure to schedule zero work meetings until a couple of weeks after I get back. God knows how I'm going to manage the school runs.
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Oct 27, 2022 05:51
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The Alchemist posted:The hangovers once you turn 30, what the gently caress. Im not sure if getting drunk is even worth it anymore smh. This tbh. Like all the other stuff: time moving faster, joints hurting, sleep being harder to do, it sucks rear end. But honestly, feeling like poo poo the morning after three beers sucks more than all of it.
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Oct 27, 2022 05:53
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RC and Moon Pie posted:Last year, I asked for fluffy towels as Christmas presents. The year before that, it was socks. Not slipper socks, but regular socks. I used to just buy cheap socks but now I spend money on quality socks and my old feet thank me for it
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Oct 27, 2022 05:54
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We stopped buying gifts for each other at Christmas and we just have a family dinner. We just buy gifts for the kid. Huge quality is life improvement
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my left elbow is hosed up the past few days and I didnt do nothing but my regular exercising. it fuckin hurts.
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RC and Moon Pie posted:Last year, I asked for fluffy towels as Christmas presents. The year before that, it was socks. Not slipper socks, but regular socks. bathrobes are the best gift to tell people to give you, tell them pick one they think you'll like. a fine collection of robes chosen by other people, to cover our melting flesh
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I went from needing no glasses and never eating meds, to needing glasses and taking four different kinds of medicine every day just to keep living.
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Gomez Chamberlain posted:This tbh. Like all the other stuff: time moving faster, joints hurting, sleep being harder to do, it sucks rear end. But honestly, feeling like poo poo the morning after three beers sucks more than all of it. tbf we now drink old person fancy beer. Those three beers are not the piss-lager of youth, but expensive artisanal ale brewed by the lunatic monks of Saint Drunk-As-Merde from the darkest jungles of Hell-Belgium, alcohol content 85%
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Oct 27, 2022 12:40
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No I drink the cheapest beer I can find, I'm over my hipster phase.
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More often these days I come across stuff that i always to buy or watch when I was younger, slowly realizing that its all 15-20 years old now. My geriatric brain goes into full denial every time. "Heh, no way is this PSP game that old. That DS game I played, 20 years old? Naaah man that was GBC times, not DS! Those Underworld movies, heard about them since they started maybe I should watch them... wait that release date can't be right."
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WILDTURKEY101 posted:you start to feel your vices slowly killing you Or, you know, not so slowly.
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The Alchemist posted:The hangovers once you turn 30, what the gently caress. Im not sure if getting drunk is even worth it anymore smh. By 35 you'll be sure.
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i feel like the worse-hangovers-as-i-age thing has been pretty well counteracted by the fact that i actually drink water now
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Getting hungover after 40 sucks even worse but I also only need two tallboys to get drunk so the universe balances out
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Everyday I wake up and my gat dang feet hurt I need to buy shoes with more padding on the insoles 
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KitConstantine posted:Everyday I wake up and my gat dang feet hurt You need cork-sole sandals (Birkenstock or similar) to wear in the house and sculpted insoles for outdoor shoes, and never be barefoot on your feet. Welcome to your new plantar fasciitis lifestyle.
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I always thought old people wore sandals inside because they had some weird fashion preferences, but it's for the deteriorating network of fibrous tissue on the bottom of your feet.
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Oct 27, 2022 16:13
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If you old folks are getting hangovers it's because you're not drinking enough. Drink every day and your body adjusts, no more hangover.
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Lol yeah 23 drink a fifth of vodka every night and pop up the next morning ready to go like nothing happened 33 drink a 6er of white claw on a Friday night and feel like rear end all day saturday
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Oct 27, 2022 16:55
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My boobs are quickly becoming joke old lady boobs.
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I'm approaching 50 who has been touching computers since the early 80s with a seven year old who has recently gotten into Pokemon. I am unable to play the game without wearing magnifying reading glasses.
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Ralph Crammed In posted:My boobs are quickly becoming joke old lady boobs. Same and Im not even a woman
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bossy lady posted:I don't understand modern rap. It all sounds soulless as poo poo to me they're not even tellings us, the listeners, what their name is nor what they're here to say
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I believe that I will hit my physical peak at 50, if not 60
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Gomez Chamberlain posted:This tbh. Like all the other stuff: time moving faster, joints hurting, sleep being harder to do, it sucks rear end. But honestly, feeling like poo poo the morning after three beers sucks more than all of it. When I got to the pub and skull a bunch of piss on weekends I typically drink rum and diet coke or pepsi. I'm a diabetic otherwise I'd probably get ginger ale. If I have already eaten, then 1/2 - 2/3rds the way through the night I'll get an order of garlic bread to soak up the booze, plus I usually get the munchies when drinking. If eating at the pub, I'll get the garlic bread first thing when I get there. If I am eating at the pub, its probably evening and I likely haven't had anything to eat for a few + hours before hand so I go light on the drinks while waiting for the bread. Once the bread gets there, I suck that poo poo back while drinking and also have some sort of main course like a burger + fries or something. I'll also get another drink to go with my food and booze. Usually a diet whatever the gently caress and by the time the night is coming to a close, I'll probably drink the non-booze drinks 1:1 with the booze. When I get home, I usually drink a gatorade or two before bed. Seems to work and I don't get severe hangovers any more.
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Did you know you can get hemorrhoids and anal fissures at the same time and that treating one can make the other worse  Having bowel issues takes it's toll what with all the diarrhea, constipation and combination diarrhea constipation.
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wesleywillis posted:When I got to the pub and skull a bunch of piss on weekends I typically drink rum and diet coke or pepsi. I'm a diabetic otherwise I'd probably get ginger ale. Thank you, there's wisdom in this. I drink cheap swill whenever I do drink but the age-old carbs and electrolytes needs to be a habit on the odd times I go to the bar. I will gently caress UP some white russians though if I remember they exist. That's the kind of hangover I can get behind.
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LordAdakos posted:The secret to aging gracefully is regularity. Hell yeah fiber rules ,poo poo good live good that's what they say
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Turned the heat on 3 days ago. Last night I slathered my hands in moisturizer then put on nitrile gloves before I went to bed, because the winter dryness is already getting to me.
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i feel bad for the kids and young adults who never knew what it's like to live in a world with a future and/or I feel bad for me for no longer understanding how to focus on the right things in life Katamari Democracy posted:I have butthole problems and this
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WILDTURKEY101 posted:you start to feel your vices slowly killing you the cell that's gonna kill me is already there
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I'm 61. You whippersnappers have no idea what's coming your way. It's insulting.
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