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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





It's the Pittsburgh Steelers vs the Miami Dolphins! Is Mitch Trubisky ready to scan the crowd for some titties in the sideline? Is Tua ready to do anything at all after having his brains scrambled repeatedly? Are we monsters for enjoying this bloodsport? Yes, but god drat if it isn't entertaining.

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





This is probably not gonna be a good game

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
Literally the only thing I want from this game is to avoid seeing Tua die on the field.

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

surf rock posted:

Literally the only thing I want from this game is to avoid seeing Tua die on the field.

adaz
Mar 7, 2009

at least its not the broncos

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

the dolphins have 3 cornerbacks so this has a chance to be a pretty funny game

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Ehud posted:

the dolphins have 3 cornerbacks so this has a chance to be a pretty funny game

Final score 7-0.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





They should probably arrest the All-State mayhem guy for all the poo poo he's done.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

I was going to make the thread title Tua Deez vs Squealers

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Quiet Feet posted:

Final score 7-0.

I'm fine with that as long as the dolphins have the 7 and tua isn't dead at the end

I'm absolutely terrified about RT as well.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Kiss Tua Deez Titties

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

23-18

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!
This is going to be a shocker isn't it?

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





I would blow Dane Cook posted:

This is going to be a shocker isn't it?

2 in the end zone 1 in the friend zone

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

Now that I think about it, I think that was the last time I watched a Dolphins/Steelers game

Mirotic
Mar 8, 2013




Quiet Feet posted:

This is probably not gonna be a good game

Yeah, but I'm fighting some not COVID bullshit so really this is just something to help me sleep

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
Who is even the Steelers QB?

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Duck Hodges

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Its Rinaldo posted:

Who is even the Steelers QB?

Kenny Pickett

it was Mitchell Trubisky

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Skip McGriff

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Ehud posted:

Kenny Pickett

it was Mitchell Trubisky

Oh yeah the NVP got hurt

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

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kenny "tiny hands" picket ftw

whos that broooown
Dec 10, 2009

2024 Comeback Poster of the Year
Nbc sure tried to make it sound like it was tuas fault he got concussed

spinst
Jul 14, 2012



Don't die, Tua!

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

whos that broooown posted:

Nbc sure tried to make it sound like it was tuas fault he got concussed

eh "Tua, please just give up on the play and protect yourself." has been a thing going back to his Bama days

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





I'm drinking this beer tonight that was apparently made with killer bee honey OooOooOoOOoOO.

UltraShame
Nov 6, 2006

Vocabulum.
Cris Collinsworth is bad at talking about footballs.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
How long until all these fuckers are dead drat

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Oh hey did the Dolphins have a really good season before any of us were born or something? Cool!

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

I just hope Mercury Morris is happy

The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"

Ehud posted:

I just hope Mercury Morris is happy

What the gently caress

Maed
Aug 23, 2006


Who’s this fuckin nerd coaching the fins?

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

The undefeated season is cool, and it'd be a very cool little ceremony tonight on the 50th anniversary if they didn't talk about it every loving season

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





The Dolphins: the team coached by your cousin who is 34 and still lives at home and makes trance music that nobody listens to.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
The Dolphins should be wearing these throwback uniforms full time. They're great.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




How quickly does Tua get knocked out?

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Eichenberg loving sucks

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
the gently caress is with all the spots on the field? It looks like poo poo.

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
I can’t stop seeing that dolphin logo pooping

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