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Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
Anyone else use this stuff it's loving amazing. Great on dishes, counters, your hands has a nice clean feel to it and makes a pleasant squirting sound when you pull the trigger. I get yelled at for not using the hand soap, but I don't care.

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Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.

Mnoba posted:

Anyone else use this stuff it's loving amazing. Great on dishes, counters, your hands has a nice clean feel to it and makes a pleasant squirting sound when you pull the trigger. I get yelled at for not using the hand soap, but I don't care.

its good op, all i gotta say about that

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug
Tastes pretty good too, could use a little more salt though.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Dawn Ultra Platnium Powerwash my balls, op

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Cleans oily ducks well, I hear.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i used to buy the white publix brand liquid dish soap because it looked like cum, which i thought was very funny

for some reason they don't seem to sell it anymore so i'm back to the boring blue stuff

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

it's bad op

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Bad Purchase posted:

i used to buy the white publix brand liquid dish soap because it looked like cum, which i thought was very funny

for some reason they don't seem to sell it anymore so i'm back to the boring blue stuff

The Publix stuff is actually cum which there’s a shortage of currently (thanks Biden).

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i haven’t noticed a shortage, if anything the opposite. maybe it’s regional?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I guess if you’re close to a pipeline maybe there’s a storage backlog keeping local prices low but out here it’s nothing but empty shelves.

Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret
Just create a spray bottle with more concentrated bubbles hitting hard to clean poo poo without effort.

Just buy a scrub daddy.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
it's great for cleaning your cpap

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

We use Mrs Meyers like all respectable middle class people.

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

Goon discovers soap. Good job I guess.

ohnobugs
Feb 22, 2003


gently caress you I use Ajax

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Straight up borax like god intended

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe



All One BITCH!!!

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Chinatown posted:




All One BITCH!!!

I wash my suburban with this poo poo

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i wash my balls with that poo poo

:thumbsup:

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I like to use whatever they have at costco

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

numberoneposter posted:

i wash my balls with that poo poo

:thumbsup:

all about the tingle :haibrower:

Booties
Apr 4, 2006

forever and ever

numberoneposter posted:

i wash my balls with that poo poo

:thumbsup:

Like my balls are skiing from the top of Mount freshness

MaliciousBiz
Mar 28, 2010

I Pay to Poast on Internet
Heard of it? Of course I've heard of it! I wouldn't dream of washing my rear end in a top hat with anything else, OP.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Op is a paid shill for Big Dawn Ultra Platinum Powerwash

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




hope op is earning more than i get for pushing the publix cum soap

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Chief McHeath posted:

Dawn Ultra Platnium Powerwash my balls, op

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Chinatown posted:




All One BITCH!!!

also this but almond scent. also wtf



place is hosed up, man

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Daddy likes his dishes to pop. :hmmyes:

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Bad Purchase posted:

i used to buy the white publix brand liquid dish soap because it looked like cum, which i thought was very funny

for some reason they don't seem to sell it anymore so i'm back to the boring blue stuff

In plastic model building communities there's this one particular product for polishing and protecting floors that's prized as a cheap and effective clearcoat. Periodically the branding of this product changes and model grognards have to, like, divide and conquer, where everyone goes hunting in their local stores and reporting back until they figure out it's now available as Costco Brand Future Shine Plus or whatever the gently caress.

I'm imagining that but with people hunting for the soap that most resembles cum.

PYF soap that resembles cum

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




if you've got a lead on rebranded publix cum soap, by all means, share!

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal
How much does it cost for a sponsored post on this dead gay forum?

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Dawn owns. I use the regular stuff but ULTRA PLATINUM POWERWASH works great too. If you use a combination of Dawn and Orange Gojo it will remove 200,000 miles of automotive grime from your entire body. I swear by this.

Chinatown posted:




All One BITCH!!!

This poo poo is so fuckin' zesty.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Waffle House posted:

This poo poo is so fuckin' zesty.
its the best. i put it in a little foaming soap thinger and water it down a bit. sometimes ill mix half peppermint with half lavender if im feeling like a fancy boy.

you can also brush your teeth with it, wash your floors with it, wash your suburban with it.

and if you get really bored the label has a lot going on

ALL ONE ALL ONE ALL ONE!!!

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Survey: how many dudes itt love the refreshing feeling of hella mad peppermint on the scalp and/or balls

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Waffle House posted:

Survey: how many dudes itt love the refreshing feeling of hella mad peppermint on the scalp and/or balls

sup

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

just fill your rear end with vinegar and eat some baking soda tablets and in 4-6 hours you'll have an rear end as clean as a whistle

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


bossy lady posted:

just fill your rear end with vinegar and eat some baking soda tablets and in 4-6 hours you'll have an rear end as clean as a whistle

place im currently staying does not have a bidet so im praying this works. i was about to stuff my rear end full of mentos and diet coke too. thank you.

Geemer
Nov 4, 2010



bossy lady posted:

just fill your rear end with vinegar and eat some baking soda tablets and in 4-6 hours you'll have an rear end as clean as a whistle

If you just put the whistle in your rear end, your rear end will be as clean as a whistle.

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Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

Chief McHeath posted:

Dawn Ultra Platnium Powerwash my balls, op

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