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Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

garfield hentai posted:

twitter allows you to post pics of your rear end cheeks/rear end hole/taint/balls/dick head/dick shaft and as such i think this thread should be a Safe Zone for this kind of Content to facilitate acclimatization

granted

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HORSE-SLAUGHTERER
Nov 11, 2020

H O R S E - S L A U G H T E R E R
twitter is an appropriate website to have serious political discussions on

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

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twitter

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
POST BUTT.

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

Yes hello I am from twitter and how DARE you say/do/think/advocate for/advocate against/sing/write/draw that you loving creep?!?! Also subscribe to my onlyfans, read my substack, donate to my patreon, and buy my merch so I can keep speaking my jiggly goth girl truth to power on these very forums

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Aug 26, 2003

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HORSE-SLAUGHTERER
Nov 11, 2020

H O R S E - S L A U G H T E R E R
it's cool that the space genius man is paying 40 billion dollars for a really stupid lovely website. also i like how
(a) if you say anything rude your tweet gets hellbanned because of something to do with advertising revenue but it makes everything into a circlejerk echo chamber
(b) the algorithm that detects if you said a rude thing loving sucks
(c) twitter is at pains to let me know that most of twitter feeds i look at are "automated" as though i have to be rescued from the misapprehension that a twitter feed might in some way correspond to a human being
(d) ive seen more dicks on twitter than any other website including gay porno websites

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

I am the Wizard Master

Jillian poo poo posted:

Yes hello I am from twitter and how DARE you say/do/think/advocate for/advocate against/sing/write/draw that you loving creep?!?! Also subscribe to my onlyfans, read my substack, donate to my patreon, and buy my merch so I can keep speaking my jiggly goth girl truth to power on these very forums

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Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


1) Choose a fandom you are in. Make sure to only choose one fandom; you don't want to be not loyal. Some popular Twitter fandoms consist of popular musicians, YouTubers, TV shows, or celebrities that are well-known and liked by young teenagers.

2) Create a clever username. Make a clever username that will make people want to follow and interact with you. Try to keep numbers and underscores out of your username and try not to use capital letters as it makes your account looks gross. Make sure the username corresponds to your fandom. Some clever usernames can include pretty & meaningful words along with your idol's first name, last name or initials.

3) Write a clever bio. Making your bio appealing will draw in followers. You may think putting all kinds of fancy fonts in your bio will make it look cooler, but it will just make your bio look messy and unprofessional. Avoid fonts at all costs. Go with something simple; an inspirational quote or song lyric is best but don't make your bio too long.

4) Create a matching layout. Make sure your Twitter header and icon match. There are many apps that you can use to create matching layouts like Superimpose & PicsArt for common pixel/8bit layouts. But, if you are not very good at matching layouts, go with a simple single shade of black and white or sepia for both.

5) Tweet in moderation. Don't be inactive, but don't tweet every 2 seconds. Your followers don't want their timelines full of only your tweets. Unless your favorite celebrity is doing a follow or tweet spree, you should only be tweeting up to 50-200 times a day. That may seem like a lot, but when you're really into Twitter, it will get hard to keep within this limit.

6) Interact with your followers. Remember, followers don't matter if they never talk to you. If you have over 10,000 followers, you should at least get anywhere from 10-100 favorites and/or 1-11 retweets minimum on most of your tweets. You do not need to interact with all of your followers, but become good friends with at least a few of them by having close mutuals (people who you follow and they follow you back) and/or being in lots of group chats.

7) Get to know the language and abbreviations commonly used on Twitter.

stan = people or things you idolize
user = username
mutuals = people that you follow and they follow you back
layout = header and icon
ratio = a comparison of your following & follower counts
threads = a collection of tweets you keep as usually your pinned tweet so you can keep your account organized
unf = unfollow
indirect = when someone mentions you without directly @ing you, usually just by saying the person's name
rt = retweet
fav= favorite
timeline= Twitter feed
tl = timeline
dm = direct message.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Bad Purchase posted:

it's a shame because my new account was just getting warmed up

Don't.

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free bad purchase

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART





it's not really a purchase if it's free :v:

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

1) Choose a fandom you are in. Make sure to only choose one fandom; you don't want to be not loyal. Some popular Twitter fandoms consist of popular musicians, YouTubers, TV shows, or celebrities that are well-known and liked by young teenagers.

2) Create a clever username. Make a clever username that will make people want to follow and interact with you. Try to keep numbers and underscores out of your username and try not to use capital letters as it makes your account looks gross. Make sure the username corresponds to your fandom. Some clever usernames can include pretty & meaningful words along with your idol's first name, last name or initials.

3) Write a clever bio. Making your bio appealing will draw in followers. You may think putting all kinds of fancy fonts in your bio will make it look cooler, but it will just make your bio look messy and unprofessional. Avoid fonts at all costs. Go with something simple; an inspirational quote or song lyric is best but don't make your bio too long.

4) Create a matching layout. Make sure your Twitter header and icon match. There are many apps that you can use to create matching layouts like Superimpose & PicsArt for common pixel/8bit layouts. But, if you are not very good at matching layouts, go with a simple single shade of black and white or sepia for both.

5) Tweet in moderation. Don't be inactive, but don't tweet every 2 seconds. Your followers don't want their timelines full of only your tweets. Unless your favorite celebrity is doing a follow or tweet spree, you should only be tweeting up to 50-200 times a day. That may seem like a lot, but when you're really into Twitter, it will get hard to keep within this limit.

6) Interact with your followers. Remember, followers don't matter if they never talk to you. If you have over 10,000 followers, you should at least get anywhere from 10-100 favorites and/or 1-11 retweets minimum on most of your tweets. You do not need to interact with all of your followers, but become good friends with at least a few of them by having close mutuals (people who you follow and they follow you back) and/or being in lots of group chats.

7) Get to know the language and abbreviations commonly used on Twitter.

stan = people or things you idolize
user = username
mutuals = people that you follow and they follow you back
layout = header and icon
ratio = a comparison of your following & follower counts
threads = a collection of tweets you keep as usually your pinned tweet so you can keep your account organized
unf = unfollow
indirect = when someone mentions you without directly @ing you, usually just by saying the person's name
rt = retweet
fav= favorite
timeline= Twitter feed
tl = timeline
dm = direct message.

twitter user panic! at the tesco : they are coming here. they don't have to do any of these things anymore

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

If you don't stan for something, you stan for nothing

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


Jillian poo poo posted:

If you don't stan for something, you stan for nothing

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


that was me doing a retweet ^

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

Imma follow u @PanicAtTheTesco!

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

disappointed at the lack of hole posted itt and there's been barely any scolding, tweeps are gonna feel so lost and cold

garfield hentai
Feb 29, 2004
it's hard to write legibly on your own rear end. also mods i have permission to post this so if u have a problem with this pic please refer to said pic wrt: what u can kiss!



edit also as a bonus just to show u all how critically acclaimed my rear end is please see the following PMs i got when i posted it as a lazy banme in r/gonewild



(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


garfield hentai posted:

it's hard to write legibly on your own rear end. also mods i have permission to post this so if u have a problem with this pic please refer to said pic wrt: what u can kiss!



:five:

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


not even a mild gape

1/10

garfield hentai
Feb 29, 2004

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

not even a mild gape

1/10

fuc kyou

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


garfield hentai posted:



edit also as a bonus just to show u all how critically acclaimed my rear end is please see the following PMs i got when i posted it as a lazy banme in r/gonewild



lmao classic reddit

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


Panic! At The Tesco posted:

not even a mild gape

1/10

do a better one or gtfo

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

When twitter sends its people they're not sending their best. They're sending nazis. They're sending redditors. Some I assume are good posters.

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


Snow Cone Capone posted:

do a better one or gtfo

i only post my gapes on my onlyfans

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


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Jan 11, 2013

Snow Cone Capone posted:

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Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Snow Cone Capone posted:

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May 12, 2014

Snow Cone Capone posted:

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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

fail probes

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

SA tutorial: the little blue star or whatever next to a user name means they are a mod which is kind the same as a mod on twitter except no one is paying them

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Ground floor

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


garfield hentai posted:

it's hard to write legibly on your own rear end. also mods i have permission to post this so if u have a problem with this pic please refer to said pic wrt: what u can kiss!



edit also as a bonus just to show u all how critically acclaimed my rear end is please see the following PMs i got when i posted it as a lazy banme in r/gonewild



(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

wow my boss saw this on my work computer screen and we both got so horny we had sex, and now i'm getting a promotion and a pay raise. thank you garfield hentai.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
I mean you're free to post goatse, nothing's stopping you, you can even try to recreate it if you want

The only limit is your imagination

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

elon musk is taking over twitter on friday and it's going to suck so i expect like 2/3rds of twitter to go to the nearest forum that lets them continue to post like poo poo, which is GBS

I'm proof that no, you're not allowed to post like poo poo in GBS. The name is really misleading.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Yaldabaoth posted:

I'm proof that no, you're not allowed to post like poo poo in GBS. The name is really misleading.

If you posted like poo poo it'd be an improvement

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Seth Pecksniff posted:

If you posted like poo poo it'd be an improvement

lol.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Lulz, got'em

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


Seth Pecksniff posted:

If you posted like poo poo it'd be an improvement

retweet

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Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Seth Pecksniff posted:

If you posted like poo poo it'd be an improvement

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