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Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

but seriously stop posting

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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Seth Pecksniff posted:

If you posted like poo poo it'd be an improvement

lmao get his rear end

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

but seriously stop posting

it's fun to have a familiar lol at yaldabaoth but seriosutly let's just ban him

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
How does he own Twitter he was all like I'm gonna buy Twitter and then was like no I'm not and then was like they weren't gonna let him buy Twitter and then I thought he didn't even want to buy it anymore and they were going to make him anyways and then he wasn't going to buy it and now he bought it?

I dont understand how business works like at all :sigh:

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Atn New Twitter posters joining... Be a little considerate.

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


Nooner posted:

How does he own Twitter he was all like I'm gonna buy Twitter and then was like no I'm not and then was like they weren't gonna let him buy Twitter and then I thought he didn't even want to buy it anymore and they were going to make him anyways and then he wasn't going to buy it and now he bought it?

I dont understand how business works like at all :sigh:

afaik he hasn't bought it yet.

he said he'd buy it for a price, but pulled out claiming it has too many bots or something.
so twitter sued him.
he was getting owned in the court so he said "ok ok I'll buy it for what I said" and the court was like, "aight but you've got until the end of oct to complete the deal you lil bitch"
now it's almost the end of october so he has to either buy it or the court case to make him buy it at the original price starts back up

oh yeah and the price he was gonna buy it at was a dumb af super overpriced price, which is why twitter are suing him to make it happen.

might not be 100% right but I think I hit the key points

Panic! At The Tesco fucked around with this message at 21:19 on Oct 26, 2022

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

hes boasting about hanging around in the twitter hq building now so he's probably signing the papers for it

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Shitter

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

How much was he buying it for again?

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

a factor in all of this is that tesla was worth nearly double what it is now when he said he would buy twitter. so his net worth is way down and he's staring at a meme joke that's not worth it and gonna cost him billions of dollars that he's quickly losing

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

69 dogecoin

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
seriously though,

i hope i can at least still watch drone videos of russian soldiers being vaporized

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Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


Chrs posted:

How much was he buying it for again?

gently caress knows but it was way more that twitter would ever be worth so lmao @ musk

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
I think it was $44 billion? He's gonna have to eat a lot of the cost but he's also staring down a potential national security review since the Saudis and Chinese are funding it in part so lmao if Biden bails Musk out

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


also the court that the trial was in was some mad no nonsense business court in delaware. combine that with the fact that twitters owners are also rich rear end people and that's why it looks like he might not get away with his usual musking about

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
I remember when Tumblr got bought and "banned all porn," except they made a lovely algorithm do it and it was banning Rothkos and faces and my post congratulating my nephew on beating cancer, stupid fucker.

And the YouTube did the same thing so third time's the charm, I guess!

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

Why did you post this

Now we will be infested with venture capitalists

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Das Boo posted:

I remember when Tumblr got bought and "banned all porn," except they made a lovely algorithm do it and it was banning Rothkos and faces and my post congratulating my nephew on beating cancer, stupid fucker.

And the YouTube did the same thing so third time's the charm, I guess!

Just wait until that happens to Reddit

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Bleusilences
Jun 23, 2004

Be careful for what you wish for.

Twitter is poo poo but my heart is to the employees that work there.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
social media is for the birds

goochtit
Nov 2, 2021



:gas:
send them back

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Ban all twitter users imo

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Seth Pecksniff posted:

If you posted like poo poo it'd be an improvement

:vince:

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
We should prepare an asylum review board like the UN requires.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Free Garfield hentai and I also I want to know what bad purchase posted

JollyBoyJohn
Feb 13, 2019

For Real!
Musking makes me feel good

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


i ain't afraid of no post!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Lmao that Musky can ruin thousands of lives through unnecessary layoffs because he’s butthurt that Grimes left him for a trans person. Like how are we not stringing these pieces of poo poo up in a public square?

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
We're not barbarians. That's what :guillotine: are for.

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Lmao that Musky can ruin thousands of lives through unnecessary layoffs because he’s butthurt that Grimes left him for a trans person. Like how are we not stringing these pieces of poo poo up in a public square?

don't forget that his trans daughter publically disowned him on her name/gender change form

he's spending 40 billion dollars to be able to post some slurs

Bargearse
Nov 27, 2006

🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.
That Elon Musk fella is a real jerk I tell ya what!!!!!!

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
people had the same weird reaction when jeffery bought the forums here it's pretty cool

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
This is a thread for those lost, broken souls fleeing from his terrible rampage. How do you think they would feel arriving here only to find the hated oppressor's name being so casually thrown all over the place?

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Foo Diddley posted:

don't forget that his trans daughter publically disowned him on her name/gender change form

he's spending 40 billion dollars to be able to post some slurs

could have come here and posted the r word a couple of times, caught a sixer, got mad and bought the forums off Jeffrey for ten times what its worth in like a quarter of the time

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

Companies buy high-karma reddit accounts so they can use them to shill whatever dumb bullshit, and big twitter accounts have their own brands, etc. SA posters have no clout. We need posting superstars! I mean, I’m not a PR person, but I’m thinking Jeffrey of YOSPOS may not get Gen Z all riled up

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

One Mr. Kyanka was ahead of his time, really. He was someone you could believe in, what with the irreverent humour, the pig iconography, the mangosteen side hustle, the personal drama

I mean the man was grinding 24/7 no cap fr fr

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
what if jeffrey already IS elon but wearing a robot zoot suit

i mean i've never seen his face, so unless he gets punched by some d tier filmmaker i don't believe he even exists!!!

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

some posting tips for twitter posters:
if you like posting about politics go straight to d&d. bye.
never post in cspam
have fun

dude.... dude........
never post in d&d

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Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Pontificating rear end posted:

dude.... dude........
never post in d&d

some people do it the important thing is I'll never see it

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