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ask for a referral to his hair transplant doctor, and when he gives it, say just kidding it looks like poo poo i’m definitely finding someone else
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Ask him if that’s cologne or poo poo he’s wearing.
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Oct 28, 2022 00:03
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i spend thousands and thousands of dollars on surgery to look exactly like elon musk. i break into his house and have an exact replica of his bathroom built adjacent to his actual bathroom. i replace the mirror with a thin sheet of see through plastic. the next time he comes into the bathroom i mimic his movements exactly, until he steps in front of the sink and looks up into the mirror. at that moment i smash through the plastic and start slapping the poo poo out of him over and over and over and over
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Oct 28, 2022 00:04
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invent a time machine and then invent a rock tunneling submarine machine and rescue the thai kids stuck in the cave
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Oct 28, 2022 00:05
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Dump a bunch of fire ants directly into his pants.
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Oct 28, 2022 00:05
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Glue his hands to the wall and his testicles to an angry musk ox.
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Oct 28, 2022 00:07
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print a fake work badge with his name and face and show up to every meeting he attends claiming he’s an imposter and you’re the real elon
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Oct 28, 2022 00:11
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Continue as though he's not there.
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Oct 28, 2022 00:14
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goatface posted:Continue as though he's not there. Even better, pretend that he’s just another guy who works there. “That’s an interesting idea… I’m sorry what was your name again?”
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Oct 28, 2022 00:16
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elon musk, are you sure thats your name? sounds made up.
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Oct 28, 2022 01:23
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Constantly move your head into his line-of-sight when he fails to look you in the eye when speaking to you.
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Oct 28, 2022 01:26
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I pretend I have a lisp.
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Oct 28, 2022 01:27
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:i spend thousands and thousands of dollars on surgery to look exactly like elon musk. i break into his house and have an exact replica of his bathroom built adjacent to his actual bathroom. i replace the mirror with a thin sheet of see through plastic. the next time he comes into the bathroom i mimic his movements exactly, until he steps in front of the sink and looks up into the mirror. at that moment i smash through the plastic and start slapping the poo poo out of him over and over and over and over I like all of these btw.
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Oct 28, 2022 01:38
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Testikles posted:Release three pigs into his office labelled 1, 2, and 4. I would release four pigs labelled 1, 2, 3 and 4 because that's one whole extra pig, which spells extra trouble for elon musk!
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Oct 28, 2022 02:14
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sporkstand posted:I would punch Him in THE TEETH and then Conscript Him to go and Fight in Ukraine For which side?
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Oct 28, 2022 03:46
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hey elon, is your tesla running??? lol
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Oct 28, 2022 04:03
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Form a union
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Oct 28, 2022 04:05
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put the saran wrap on his toilet seat. so when he poops, the poop gets on his butt
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Oct 28, 2022 04:06
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give him an earnest compliment
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Oct 28, 2022 04:06
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I would call him and say, "do you have prince Albert in a can?" Then spend like 10 minutes explaining what that is then probably hang up and do something else.
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Oct 28, 2022 04:09
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a good prank would be for someone to crouch on all fours behind elon and someone else shoves him so that he falls in such a way that it breaks his neck
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Oct 28, 2022 04:25
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Constantly remind him of the fact that his success stems from being born to rich parents and receiving massive government subsidies. Tell him that he owns none of his "accomplisments" while staring him straight in the eye.
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Oct 28, 2022 04:31
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Kick him in the dick until he's sterile.
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Oct 28, 2022 04:31
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whatever he says, repeat it back to him exactly as he said it
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Oct 28, 2022 04:32
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Carry a sharpie and everywhere that has his name, just change it to Elong Musk.
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Oct 28, 2022 04:42
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Remote into Elon's work computer, click on every obvious phishing link in his email.
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Oct 28, 2022 04:49
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Convince him to constantly dress like Waluigi.
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Oct 28, 2022 04:52
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use AIM to pretend to be Grimes getting back together with him
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Oct 28, 2022 04:56
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I guess I would throw a big rock at his legs. Maybe half a cinderblock.
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Oct 28, 2022 05:01
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clip your toenails in his office and leave the clippings on the carpet
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Oct 28, 2022 05:03
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offer to get him a coffee, but put way too much sweetener in it
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Oct 28, 2022 05:04
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shine his shoes
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Oct 28, 2022 05:04
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bring gourmet donuts into work every morning and leave them near his office, constantly tempting him to break his strict diet
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Oct 28, 2022 05:04
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Offer him a stick of his favorite gum
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Oct 28, 2022 05:05
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I guess I would offer him a handshake but my hand would be weirdly warm and wet.
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Oct 28, 2022 05:13
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invite him to play mariokart in the game room, then on every stage purposely fall to last place so you’re more likely to get a blue shell. hold onto it until he’s in 1st place and in the last half of the final lap, then fire
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Oct 28, 2022 06:17
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congratulate him on his beautiful family
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Oct 28, 2022 06:57
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Get uncomfortably close to him while asking him about his favorite anime characters.
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Oct 28, 2022 08:48
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poo poo in that sink
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Libra posted:I guess I would offer him a handshake but my hand would be weirdly warm and wet. That old practical joke from the 50’s or whatever where you have a little buzzer hidden in your hand that gives ‘em a little zap except instead it’s a bomb
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