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Find out who at his various companies are doing all the genuinely cool stuff and give them all his money.
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dress up like his wife
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Oct 28, 2022 13:24
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I did a South Africa joke but I didn't want a backlash. I then saw his Mom. I take everything I say away through his hole tunnel train.
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Oct 28, 2022 13:32
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Make up technical terms and use them around him. He won’t know
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Oct 28, 2022 23:04
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Burn down Twitter HQ, and all it's other property holdings. Arson is always fun. Chaplin knew it, The Marx brothers knew it, Weird Al knows, it and now so do you!!!
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Oct 28, 2022 23:38
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Gift him faulty posting gloves.
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Oct 29, 2022 00:40
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Call him Sonic because all his power comes from emeralds.
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Oct 29, 2022 00:46
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call his phone and when he picks up tell him he's got a package to sign for outside, but there isn't one, and he'll waste a trip
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Oct 29, 2022 00:55
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Send a company wide email with nothing but “50,000 bots and counting!” and then reply all moving musk to bcc saying “sorry that was for someone else”
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Oct 29, 2022 02:13
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print out 50 pages of my most recent code contributions and ask him to review it with me
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Oct 29, 2022 02:14
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Bad Purchase posted:print out 50 pages of my most recent code contributions and ask him to explain it to me
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Oct 29, 2022 02:23
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instead of making his username emusk2, id make it elomnusk or something so that it would gnaw at his ego. imagine him imagining someone who doesnt really know who he is. it would kill him
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Oct 29, 2022 02:27
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tell him about the pool on the roof
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Oct 29, 2022 02:28
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I would do a bad job of hosing him down, leaving much of his pale body unmoistened.
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Oct 29, 2022 03:05
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Introduce him as twitter’s first African American CEO
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Oct 29, 2022 03:36
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light a match under his shoe, the ol' hotfoot classic!!
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Oct 29, 2022 03:46
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Libra posted:I would do a bad job of hosing him down, leaving much of his pale body unmoistened. does flopsweat not count as being moist?
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Oct 29, 2022 03:48
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dress up as the lead programmer guy jp from grandmas boy
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Oct 29, 2022 04:19
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Bad Purchase posted:offer to get him a coffee, but put way too much fentanyl in it
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Oct 29, 2022 05:03
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Call him Allen
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Oct 29, 2022 17:13
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Trap him in elevator with pack of wild dogs for 3 days
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Oct 29, 2022 17:15
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Sell him the forums.
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Oct 29, 2022 17:15
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The Management posted:Call him Allen Lol drat
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Oct 31, 2022 09:35
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Every time he goes for a poo poo I would break in and push him off the toilet
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Oct 31, 2022 12:11
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The Management posted:Call him Allen Call him Ellen.
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Oct 31, 2022 17:21
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Build a rocket around his office and fire it into the sunBargearse posted:Find out who at his various companies are doing all the genuinely cool stuff and give them all his money. I can't think of anything he's done (or promised to do) that's actually useful or practical. Even the space stuff doesn't compare to what NASA were doing over 50 years ago. Using today's tech to launch rockets is like using a 4090 to render pointy Lara
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Oct 31, 2022 21:05
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You could make a law that only "ethnics" are allowed to work at his companies.
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Oct 31, 2022 21:55
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He'd only set up sweatshops.
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Oct 31, 2022 21:57
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id pretend to be one of his dozen or so children and ask for a million dollars
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Oct 31, 2022 22:01
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Trick him into eating a urinal cake.
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Nov 1, 2022 02:15
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Hey boss, look out this window, you won’t believe what’s going on outside! Yeah just a little bit more…keep stretching its right over there…there you go… 
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Nov 1, 2022 04:13
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Add a word filter in the app that changes musk to gently caress
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Nov 1, 2022 21:54
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FaceTime him from his stupid Las Vegas Tesla Tunnel just to tell him how much it sucks
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Nov 1, 2022 22:17
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Change his laptop background image to his embarrassing PayPal bald pic
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Nov 2, 2022 00:08
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put 84 hours on my timesheet even though i only worked 82.5
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Nov 2, 2022 00:11
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Tell him I need to borrow $1B and never pay him back.
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Nov 2, 2022 00:13
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There's a pool on the roof.
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Nov 2, 2022 01:15
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Ask him to help move a couch then jam him in the back of a van like Buffalo Bill.
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Nov 2, 2022 02:03
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numberoneposter posted:Ask him to help move a couch then jam him in the back of a van like Buffalo Bill. 
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Increase the character limit to double make him look a legend.
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