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Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvfbJrPxFwY



Edit - Lawn Mowing simulator

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZBTw4uxEvA

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god please help me
Jul 9, 2018
I LOVE GIVING MY TAX MONEY AND MY PERSONAL INCOME TO UKRAINE, SLAVA
Hi, I'd like to put $10 on number 3.

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001
Hey buddy! Buddy! It says "full service". I want my full service if you know what I mean....

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

how do I set the fuel prices THIS IS IMPORTANT

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


It's not a proper simulator unless it also tracks the spread of foodborne illnesses and the amount of feoces coating the bathroom walls.

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

1000 Sweaty Rikers posted:

how do I set the fuel prices THIS IS IMPORTANT

You have to play President Simulator for that.

FreeRangeHexagon
Apr 17, 2022

you should have to bow to every customer as they leave like they do in Japan, at least based on my knowledge of the country that I got from Initial D

FreeRangeHexagon
Apr 17, 2022

Tarquinn posted:

You have to play President Simulator for that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHuBvPcCTU8

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

theres at least one person who works at a gas station all day then comes home and plays this game

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



pencilhands posted:

theres at least one person who works at a gas station all day then comes home and plays this game

Why you gotta doxx me bro? I'm just trying to boost my skills so I can ease into the assistant to the assistant night manager role.

Legin Noslen
Sep 9, 2004
Fortified with Rhiboflavin
The best part of the game is sweeping trucks and cars in to the stratosphere with the push-broom

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


The only way to become successful in this game is to buy the gloryhole upgrade for the bathroom.

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

The only way to become successful in this game is to buy the gloryhole upgrade for the bathroom.

Oh here I thought the truckers hosed in the showers, no wonder I couldn’t get far.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

The only way to become successful in this game is to buy the gloryhole upgrade for the bathroom.

That’s Gas Station Stimulator, easy mistake to make.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I always set the automatic meat grinder behind that hole.
Hours of laughter.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

I'm sick of seeing animated weiners french kissing in every fucking GBS thread.
gas station simulator is wacky I like it

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Reminds me of when a guy accidentally broke the game and it was amazing


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtdC8pidKNY

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
I was looking for more silly sim games and I found this instead which is kinda awesome and I might actually get
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miA49x1zwfM
"Sorry, but you are now alive"

Simulation games scratch a certain itch for some people. I always wonder how many people actually buy every Farming Simulator XX game that comes out every year.

Edit I just remembered this game that lowtax actually did a video on for gaming garbage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFlCp311UlU
Gameplay starts around 20 mins

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHwVHb4uw4M

It's actually kind of incredible

Dixville fucked around with this message at 12:39 on Oct 31, 2022

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost

pencilhands posted:

theres at least one person who works at a gas station all day then comes home and plays this game

and he's german

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


funeral home DJ posted:

Oh here I thought the truckers hosed in the showers, no wonder I couldn’t get far.

Sometimes the truckers want a guy to suck their dick, but they don't want to see him.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Well yeah it's only gay if you see a man sucking your dick, no visible man= not gay.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

pretty sure I've only sucked off women through the glory hole

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I wasn't aware that bumfuck, Louisiana has such a vibrant gender fluid scene.
I should move.

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut
top of the line job, there

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
Power Wash Simulator - Part 66

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9kRnC5RG7c

nom epique
Apr 24, 2022

by VideoGames
Such junk

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





I’m on the internet watching a video of a guy cutting grass in a video game.

Sywert of Thieves
Nov 7, 2005

The pirate code is really more of a guideline, than actual rules.

I fell into a bunch of simulator games last month, and haven't stopped playing them. Construction Simulator is more fun than expected.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIM7HCbU468

I've also found Thief Simulator to be extremely fun. Absolutely must-buy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAfje1Zmu9E

Lawn Mowing Simulator, on the other hand, is very very slow and kinda boring. It's just driving a mower in circles around huge lawns in a slow pace, nothing else. Profits are low, upgrades are expensive.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

LordArgh posted:

and he's german

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
First person sims always feel weird to me. Unless it's an airplane or something, I would prefer a top down perspective for managing the whatever. First person doesn't make me feel immersed as much as it makes me feel like there will be a spooky ghost or a charging demon behind me when I turn around (and everything up to that point was just there to lull me into a false sense of security).

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
Future ideas:

Restroom Simulator

Horde House Cleanup Simulator

Crime Scene Cleanup Simulator

Leaf Blower Simulator

Bathing Simulator

Carpet Vacuuming Simulator

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
Gas station simulator got pretty good when I bought some weed from the teenager smoking cigarettes out front. Really took off.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Mall cop simulator

Forums moderator simulator

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

I remember in college I was earning cash working at a grocery store, unloading trucks and organizing pallets in the backroom, then I’d go home and unwind by playing Shenmue (which I bought with money I earned at the job) where I’d help my character work his job, moving pallets, to earn money… that I used to play… video games.

But in game I got to use a forklift, instead of a hand jack, so it was totally different.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Pump jockey

Works for tips

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe
I got gas station sim in the monthly humble bundle

I kept waiting for things to unlock like carpets or actually good decor or anything that makes the employees feel more alive

I used wemod to just cheat my way through and when i finished it, i was shocked how sparse the content actually is, and how unfinished the game feels

2/10, it was 1 of 6 games i got for 12 bux

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Bula Vinaka posted:

Future ideas:

Restroom Simulator

Horde House Cleanup Simulator

Crime Scene Cleanup Simulator

Leaf Blower Simulator

Bathing Simulator

Carpet Vacuuming Simulator

I've been working on shoving simulator

https://i.imgur.com/hrLt0mH.mp4

TIP fucked around with this message at 22:11 on Nov 2, 2022

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


i'm playing Posting Simulator right now

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


i'm terrible at it though

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Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





TIP posted:

I've been working on shoving simulator

https://i.imgur.com/hrLt0mH.mp4

Nice way to say murder simulator!!

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