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For the love of god can we please stop playing Monster Mash over and over? I get it, we're at a party with real monsters, but I don't need to hear the same song a hundred times in a row.
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Oct 31, 2022 14:33
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Dracula brought his lame-rear end son again, great. I know the kid's got social anxiety or whatever but he's always such a drag, always talking about different blood types and crap. And Drac just leaves him alone, no wonder the kid's got problems.
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Oct 31, 2022 14:50
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What did I expect? Everyone knows the best monster parties are over Thanksgiving when all the lame rear end monsters are out with their families eating turkey or whatever.
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Oct 31, 2022 14:55
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This Party Monster Party sucks. It's no where near gay enough, no one is doing drugs, and we haven't killed one of our friends yet.
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Oct 31, 2022 15:04
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Fiesta de Dia de Los Muertos is so much better than this lame rear end poo poo
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Oct 31, 2022 15:11
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I'm going upstairs to hang with the cenobites. YES I know what they're doing up there, at least it's more interesting than listening to Kreuger tell the story about ripping the kid through the mattress for the hundredth fuckin time.
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Oct 31, 2022 15:14
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These two zombies rose from the ground and told me to watch them dance and they just kind of stomped in place and grabbed at the sky. It was really awkward. Every time I tried to get away or my bat got near them (I was dressed as a Baseball Fury from The Warriors), they would disintegrate and reappear dancing in the same spot and I just had to tolerate their bad dancing until it was over. At least I ingested some pills that turned me into a flying griffin thing. That was cool.
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Oct 31, 2022 15:29
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hey guys mind if i commandeer the music for a sec? i think you'll love this *puts on Monster Mash house party remix*
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Oct 31, 2022 15:29
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Guys, don't go in the bathroom. The mummy must have been in there and, long story short, I think that fucker's been using his own bandages to wipe his crusty old rear end.
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Oct 31, 2022 15:32
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Who the gently caress invited Jason again? Great, this means his mom's going to be hanging around killing the vibe. Way to go, assholes.
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Oct 31, 2022 15:38
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Oh goddamnit, someone called Adam "Frankenstein" again. I'm gonna bail, I don't have another 2 hour lecture in me.
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Oct 31, 2022 16:46
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"Look, we needed to drop the bomb, it showed the reds we mean business!" – said within earshot of Godzilla
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Oct 31, 2022 16:47
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BORING I have a black cat at home
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Oct 31, 2022 16:47
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Who could ask for more
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Oct 31, 2022 16:49
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this cocaine is dogshit
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Oct 31, 2022 16:50
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Ugh, someone tell the Creature from the Black Lagoon to get the gently caress out of here, he keeps creeping on every girl he can find and trying to invite them upstairs so they can lay eggs for him to jerk off onto.
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Oct 31, 2022 16:51
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theres NO MONSTER ULTRAS IN THE COOLER? the gently caress???
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Oct 31, 2022 16:51
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No, it's not white wine, it's neat plasma for the blood drinkers on a diet. Get it out of the fridge.
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Oct 31, 2022 16:52
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I accidentally walked in on wolfman and the swamp thing upstairs and... well, let's just say it was a graveyard smash
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Oct 31, 2022 17:08
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I hear what you guys are saying and I agree: it's pretty hosed up that we started calling the mummy a monster and bringing him in on the mashes. totally not our place to say, for sure. but wouldn't it be worse if we suddenly stopped inviting him?
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Oct 31, 2022 17:13
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I just walked in on Cthulhu taking a poo poo and now i'm pretty loving insane. Can you call me a cab?
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Oct 31, 2022 17:15
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I like the old world monsters, but I'm so tired of them thinking "modern" music involves a harpsichord.
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Oct 31, 2022 17:16
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Last weekend, Mike the Mummy went all out and we threw a kegger in the abandoned prison. We had some vampires, werewolves, some lake creatures. You know, normal people. Everyone was there, even Frankenstein Jr. got off his rear end for once. And then this loving guy comes in and he's a slimy shriveled corpse thing wrapped in clear plastic and had spiders living in his eye sockets. He just crouched in the corner and softly sang children's songs in a gurgling whistle while convulsing and clawing at a hole in his chest. When he did move he was super, super fast. Everyone was secretly freaking the gently caress out and 15 minutes later the place was empty. Everyone's been silent about it. Is this how we look to the living? I don't even want to haunt nightmares now.
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Oct 31, 2022 17:19
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Who the gently caress has been eating all the toes and then putting the rest of the foot back in the bowl?
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Oct 31, 2022 17:25
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The Invisable Man won't make it this year since he got caught storming the capitol.
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Oct 31, 2022 17:26
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goatface posted:Who the gently caress has been eating all the toes and then putting the rest of the foot back in the bowl? Lemme tell you a secret Bob Odenkirk
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Oct 31, 2022 17:28
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Hello everyone first time here. They call be Big Foot back home but y'all can call me BF. Don't be alarmed at how blurry I am.
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Oct 31, 2022 17:32
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Bonzo posted:The Invisable Man won't make it this year since he got caught storming the capitol.
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Oct 31, 2022 17:46
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Schweinhund posted:For the love of god can we please stop playing Monster Mash over and over? I get it, we're at a party with real monsters, but I don't need to hear the same song a hundred times in a row.
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Oct 31, 2022 17:47
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jimmyjams clogged the fukkin toilet!!!!
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Oct 31, 2022 17:53
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Haha alright Bert I'll fight this weird fried... Shrimp? Thing? With my bat? It was all a dream??
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Oct 31, 2022 17:53
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I'm just saying, these parties were a lot cooler before the Modern monsters started showing up en masse. So many loving greasy animatronics, I get it. And don't get me started on the haunted Sonic cartridge with photorealisic eyes that weep blood. I had to get my drat carpet replaced.
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Oct 31, 2022 18:17
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Wolf Man getting knotty over by the punch bowl. Now...now he's stuck. Uh I think I'm gonna stick with beer.
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Oct 31, 2022 18:26
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Seth Green and Macaulay Culkin are here for some reason
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Oct 31, 2022 18:28
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these parties aren’t as fun now that drew gone off the the big squatch in the sky, ayuh
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Oct 31, 2022 18:30
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I thought the witches were going to be the smoking hot big titty goth girl type but turns out they’re the old hag with withered green hog teats that leak slime type. Still tried to gently caress, but she put a hex on my cock and balls. Women, am i rite?!
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Oct 31, 2022 18:31
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people don't talk about this but witches just zero in on castration anxiety. to them it's like windmill dunking on a 5'2" dude who won't stop talking mad poo poo
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Oct 31, 2022 18:38
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Coincidentally I am a 5’2” dude who talks mad poo poo which could explain a lot
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Oct 31, 2022 18:44
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This Ecto Cooler is expired
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Oct 31, 2022 18:45
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Why did we agree to host this thing in a building with such low ceilings? There are squatch and yeti getting neck and back injuries, ghosts floating halfway through the ceiling, plaster being ripped off by horns, and any time the hopping vampire wants to move someone has to carry him so he doesn't get a concussion.
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